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Every flipping trip i have one night where I'm a dickhead and do my nuts, and last night was the night.

Was up a bit for the trip even after spending a lot on shopping, nice food, shows etc.

Last night after ditching my mum I fancied a night on the piss, so went for it. Did a chunk at the tables which I have managed to avoid for much of the trip, and then $500 or so at Rhino (I'm still scratching my head at how little you actually get for that kind of money), then  back to the casino and did another chunk  :'(

All I have is a headache to show for it and I feel a twat for doing it now.  >:(

I thought that was the object of the exercise.

When was 22 we paid this woman limo driver to be on call 24hrs a day- just sitting outside wherever we were asleep in the car ready to go, even if we were sleeping ourselves. I think that qualifies as being a total dickhead and one of the biggest wastes of money in my Vegas history

I feel it coming on deep down inside and only take cash out accepting that its not coming home with me! I even separate out a cab fare and put it in my "cab fare pocket"

usually feel shit about it the next day

I actually cant believe that I have never had "spin up day" in my life where it all comes off and you go home with a couple of dimes! Cant wait till it happens!

Only 500$ in rhino ?
Were u on shandy ?
Last time I was in there I had 2 coronas a hand job n a bj1500$
N that was off the cleaning lady

Lol, I've never been offered that stuff inside there, I did get the 'menu' from the taxi driver on the way home though. Was drinking rum n cokes for $11 a go.

Private booth mate
Or go cheetahs I hear it's full contact now

no regrets..go in eyes wide open and accept whatevers in your pocket is gone before hand....its sooooooooooooooo much fun then and if u wake up with money its a double win bonus :)

Yeah you're likely to get bitten by an animal

From 5 trips I've got out in profit twice, only been robbed twice and I was even lucky when I got robbed it was only for about a bag....

I'm normally pretty good with regards to not going nuts and the only time I do spunk dough is in the strip club. Last year I didn't go at all, this year I had an enabler with me and ended up in there 3/4 times over the 2 weeks :D

I seem to recall that Flushy had a similar experience, but for me, I "cured" myself a few years ago.  On the last day, 1 parlayed the hi-lo-yo and went from $15 to $5k in about 3 rolls.  That got me back to level on the trip and enough left over for an Upper upgrade.  Maybe its a logic flaw, but as it was won so quickly, it felt like Upper for $15.

Ofc, instead I knocked it back in trying to press it.  Was awake for the whole flight home in constant torment that I should have been lying on a bed instead of being jammed into cattle and was never going to do that again.

So now I am still a dickhead in Vegas, but no more than in any other city....

I'm such a nit....

This

Maybe I should stop doing my brains in at live tournaments and just play dice instead

It'd definitely be way more fun

Nooo! Don't do it Dan.

Keep the faith. Nittyness is the new balla.

Sounds like my kind of establishment. Deets plz :D

A plane ticket to Vegas is a recognised international permit to be a dickhead. 

the first vegas trip i was a dickhead every day for 11 days and did my plums.

The second one I was sensible and only a dickhead for the last day of 14. I did my plums.

Can't wait to go back and do my plums.

in the summer I went out one night and woke up next day face down naked on my bed feeling terrible.

I went downstairs and everyone wanted to high-five me for bringing some fit bird back. sure enough $4,100 missing from my room, my pillows were gone, I was throwing up bright green and there was aftersun all over my body.

also should prolly stop doing 5figs on dice whenever im bored.

<3 vegas though

Hell of a lot of win here.

2010 summer trip. Not quite sure how I didn't get 86'd from the Venetian. Started drinking playing 1/2 (baller i know) and an American kid at the table joined in for drinking fun. Don't remember much was being loud and obnoxious. Remember this girl sat down with huge fake boobs me and American kid just stared at each other then burst out laughing like a pair of 12 year olds, then she got an insta table change.  Floor came over 3 times asking me to cool it. Woke up with over $1k profit $500 was a lammer from a sng i managed to somehow bink  Fun times wrote off the whole next day though.