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I have to train 4 poker virgins to play a beginners £5 rebuy poker tournament down Gutshot tomorrow night

Holy ****.  I have 5 hours to train them and will be teaching them all I can in the time allowed.   
It will be on Richard & Judy from Wednesday 5pm onwards

This is not the way I normally train people :)   but hey a challenge is a challenge and one of my trainees came 4th in the blond bash so hey doing something right ;)

Anyways enjoy,  lets hope it works

vodkavamp  mel xx

First, ask for large vodka

Second, ask for can of red bull

Third, apply lipstick

Fourth, drink vodka red bull

Fifth, repeat stages 1-4 25 times

Sixth, call every raise, go back to bar quickly

That's the way normally huh?

lol  only when I play you ;)

Now then Mel my old buddy...

Firstly I came 3rd, not 4th

Secondly when I did ask you for some lessons some time ago you said it would cost me 10% of my lifetime winnings - an offer I declined  8)

But if you want to take all the credit, just go right ahead  ;yellowcard;

Oh, so it was Mel's training behind your move all in with 7c 3h on Trumpers' Big Blind then?

explains it all....

Worked for Kezza against DC :D

Kezza alos destroyed me HU later in the hotel!! It was a sad moment in my life.

Aye,

lesson one - wait until big Laz puts in a raise of 2500 with a decent hand, then reraise him all in, and then watch him squirm....

If you can teach them to play with cojones like that, then they will go far.


so - did you have the goods ?

Well its being aired tonight on Richard & Judy show tonight,  my poker virgins after 2.5 hours training and not 5 hours training  highest placed finished 37th out of 123 runners, which is not too bad considering they had never played poker in their lifetime.  I'm quite proud of the girls.

Anyways watch it tonight 5pm on Channel 4

How did it go last nite?

Welldone :respect: will be watching

Well done Mel, 37th for 1st timer in the Gutshot is not bad at all !!  8)

I be watching cant wait

The Missus loves Richard and Judy - I expect it will be on when I get home

(excuse for me to watch it really)

Your Joking Right ?

as in today?

yep on in 45mins time ;)

are  you on in the beginning, middle or end do you know?  I will miss the first 15 mins or so probably but if needs be I may leave early!

sorry not sure,  all i know was it was edited about 4am this morning, and gonna be on today

ML: "most important thing is to go all in with any pocket pair"    <<<  I knew id been going wrong somewhere!!


Pls tell me that was a bad edit?

i did only have about 2.5 hours training,  and a beginners night down gutshot,   best advice I could give, 
one of the girls went all in with 99 to be beaten for 2000chips with 10 3 of hearts.   go figure  lol

it was supposed to be about 4.5 mins long but seemed a bit quicker

Mel only had 2.5 hours instead of the original 4-5 to teach them, so no time for the finer points. However, I hope Mel doesn't play like that too!   ;scarymoment;

Well done for what you acheived in such a short time though!

There you go, what she said lol

Fantastic achievement Mel , you did a marvelous job and i think the girls did you proud  ;applause; ;applause; :respect: ;applause; ;applause;

thanks peeps :)   xx

Can just see the advice now, " All in with pocket pairs and not to much Red Bull with the vodka"

Sadly missed it, in the office.

Get em on Blonde, Mel :)

Looked fab well done :)

Nice one, missed the beginning but it looked great


are you available for hire :D

Bloody missed it!

You are a star!  ;applause;
Thought they should have had you as a studio guest afterwards as it was a bit quick and then they rambled on about monopoly.

yeah would have been good lol   

oh and mr paddyjim,   i wasn't talking about you in the final of blonde ;)   it was pokerdave69 i'm teaching lol 

You'll have to ask Mel  8)

patrick me thinks u r needed for slough palace team challenge ;)  otherwise i may have to give u a  :redcard:
talk to keith

I'm entering with Terry, Stefan and maybe Matt!

By the way Mel, can I offer you some lessons? ;scarymoment;

 rotflmfao rotflmfao ;ifm;

good luck with your team :)  hehe