Title: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 03, 2012, 02:45:38 PM I recently opened a bet365 account because of their very generous 100% match bonus up to £200
I deposited £200 and placed 2 horsey bets of £40 and £40ew which returned a total of £30 I've just tried to place 2 more £40ew bets and my limits have been dropped to £3 and £3.33 for the 2 horses!!! Seriously?!?!? Already?!?!?!? Am I looking too dangerous after only losing 3/4 of my first bet? The really annoying thing is that to release the £200 bonus you have to bet through it 3 times. How the fuck am I supposed to do that at 3 quid a pop?!?!?!? Ridiculous!!!!!! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Girgy85 on February 03, 2012, 02:47:12 PM I can get as much as i want on with any site :(
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Horneris on February 03, 2012, 02:47:51 PM hahaha this is absurd.
I got done after a few months but 2 bets!!! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: mondatoo on February 03, 2012, 02:48:37 PM You must be on the list.
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 03, 2012, 03:06:55 PM Is this bird lying to me?
Matthew - ok. one more thing please Matthew - On the day I opened my account I had 2 bets of £40ew and £40 Matthew - The returns on these bets was £30 in total. Matthew - Could you please tell me why when I tried to make 2 similar bets today I was only able to place £3 and £3.33? Sinead K - Each market has abet maximum which is determined by the traders. Matthew - So does this happen often? Matthew - The reason I ask is I'm wondering how I'm supposed to release my bonus at 3 quid a time Sinead K - The bet maximum will be different for each market. Matthew - does the maximum apply to everyone or is it individuals? Sinead K - No a bet maximum is on all customers accounts. Matthew - ok Matthew - thanks for your help Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: ACE2M on February 03, 2012, 03:21:07 PM ambiguous
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 03, 2012, 03:30:41 PM Ok so I've tried the "max bet" button on the 5.20 at Wolverhampton
It appears that whatever horse I try to get on the maximum win I'm allowed is £30 On the 7.20 at Dundalk it's £10 This can't possibly be the same for everybody so it looks like the max applies to everyone but it's on all customers accounts. Ambiguous as Ace says. Looks like I'll be withdrawing the lot and going elsewhere. How the hell do you pros cope? You just use betfair? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: mondatoo on February 03, 2012, 03:34:01 PM http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=56610.0
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: AndrewT on February 03, 2012, 03:36:46 PM Matt, this is what happens when you use the bonus code IKNOWTHECAMEL
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 03, 2012, 03:43:30 PM Matt, this is what happens when you use the bonus code IKNOWTHECAMEL Was about to say something similar. Maybe they've seen Stu's tips and think you're in cahoots? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Dubai on February 03, 2012, 04:14:26 PM Just ring up and you will get on
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 03, 2012, 04:43:01 PM Just ring up and you will get on Will try this tomorrow. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: ACE2M on February 03, 2012, 04:58:56 PM Just ring up and you will get on Will try this tomorrow. you know you can ask for more if you put more than the max, it will get referred. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: redarmi on February 03, 2012, 11:25:26 PM I have always had this problem with 365. The one firm that i have never ever had a run of any kind with. My experience was always the same as Matts. I would imagine you in, advertently, hit upon a horse they had been warned to be very careful about but even so it is absurd.
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: ACE2M on February 04, 2012, 03:04:55 AM Its not that absurd really is it? I'll put 100 a day in your bank account and you give me 120 a day in my account. You are sharp men with something about you, surely you understand the reverse would be more absurd?
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Horneris on February 04, 2012, 05:00:09 AM Its not that absurd really is it? I'll put 100 a day in your bank account and you give me 120 a day in my account. You are sharp men with something about you, surely you understand the reverse would be more absurd? I'm very surprised you are taking this viewpoint tbh. When I worked at skybet I was disgusted when they failed to give customers a chance when they had a proven winning record of at least a few months, never mind having only placed 2 bets which didn't even win!!! So many people donate huge amounts on the casino, so many "priority customers" donate huge amount at sports betting (I've seen this first hand), why won't they give someone a chance to place a few bets before they judge them as a customer? I don't know what I would say to him if I worked in the Bet365 call centre and he rang up and I could only offer him £2EW on a 10/1 shot when he opened the account yesterday, which is what may well happen. How embarrassing for the operator, the customer and the company as a business. Sorry to rant at you Ace coz I know your a decent guy but the experiences me and all my shadows have undertaken with 365 over the last few years have been shocking. So cowardly. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: ACE2M on February 04, 2012, 10:21:41 AM Just being devils advocate really.
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: redarmi on February 04, 2012, 10:44:36 AM Tend to agree with Brent. It is one thing closing or restricting a punter after 100 bets where they have shown a winning record but another thing restricting a punter after two £30 bets. Afaik Matt isn't a big winning punter is he and they certainly don't have anything like enough of a record with me to be able to ascertain that. I can presently bet exactly zero online on them on the New York Giants +3 4/5. They could currently have at least £250k on the Giants elsewhere +3 @ 5/6 or bigger so why will they lay me nothing at all? How is that anything other than cowardly?
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: AndrewT on February 04, 2012, 10:47:41 AM How is that anything other than cowardly? It's all about the bottom line for bookies nowadays. If you can only take bets from mugs, and turn away anyone who would have a lifetime win of even £1 then it's better for the company. The computerised databases and player tracking means that they can more accurately identify who is a winner and which new accounts are likely to be winners and they want those guys to go somewhere else. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: bookiebasher on February 04, 2012, 10:57:03 AM They are the worst company I have ever dealt with. Closed my account 2 years ago .
Customer service a waste of time . Spout out the same crap time and again. Would just say if you are not happy then ring and close account . Plenty of others willing to take your money. ;) Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: redarmi on February 04, 2012, 10:59:38 AM I understand that but I don't see how in that example taking the bet is a negative proposition for them. Worst case scenario is take £100 @ 4/5 and bet that £100 @ 1.83 with their neighbouring company and win £3.33 if the bet wins and nothing if it loses. Assuming that is roughly a 52% chance they have an expectation of £1.73 for a minutes work. It is a question of degrees really. I am not capitalised £1bn or whatever 365 are but I will happily take £1k at their prices on the Superbowl for the main markets from anyone on Blonde.
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: MahoganyVic on February 04, 2012, 11:30:13 AM You will be able to get bigger stakes on in the last 5 mins before the off on the bigger races (normally £100/£200 win limits for big saturday races/ cheltenham etc)
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Raman on February 04, 2012, 11:35:40 AM I am not a winninng punter on 365 but they are a firm I find it very hard to get any sort of decent bet on with.
I opened up an account 2 years ago to take advantage of one of their bonuses, it turned out I got on a few horses at fancy prices that as the day went on had dramatically decreased in price both with the bookies and on the exchanges. We never did a win but the horses ran well and the money looked well placed a few days later I tried getting a bet on when they were best priced on an event and I was able to get £2.77 on. I lolled and closed the account without clearing the bonus and vowed never to use them again. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 04, 2012, 12:31:15 PM How is that anything other than cowardly? It's all about the bottom line for bookies nowadays. If you can only take bets from mugs, and turn away anyone who would have a lifetime win of even £1 then it's better for the company. The computerised databases and player tracking means that they can more accurately identify who is a winner and which new accounts are likely to be winners and they want those guys to go somewhere else. So you're saying it was just a massive mis-read by Bet365 in this case? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Sheriff Fatman on February 04, 2012, 02:48:22 PM Is it possible that it's to do with those people identified as bonus chasers (i.e. they offer a £200 match bonus and flag the accounts that deposit exactly £200, which to be fair you'd expect most of them to do)?
If so, it's not disimilar to the online casinos a few years back when they had +EV deposit bonuses and playthroughs (sometimes with autoplay too). Otherwise, it does seem ridiculous. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 04, 2012, 03:13:27 PM Is it possible that it's to do with those people identified as bonus chasers (i.e. they offer a £200 match bonus and flag the accounts that deposit exactly £200, which to be fair you'd expect most of them to do)? If so, it's not disimilar to the online casinos a few years back when they had +EV deposit bonuses and playthroughs (sometimes with autoplay too). Otherwise, it does seem ridiculous. I can't really see that being the case. Why would they offer the bonus if they didn't want people coming for it? The thing that really gets me is the way they allowed a couple of £40 bets on day 1. If they'd restricted me on day I could fully understand but they let me lose £80 then restricted me. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 04, 2012, 03:21:32 PM I've just tried to get on another bet and was restricted to £3 again.
I've tried several other sports and it looks like they don't want to risk any more than about a tenner of their money against me. The account has £310 in it of which £200 is bonus money. I need to bet another £20 or so to release the £200 bonus. Once that's released I'll withdraw what's there but I still have £200 to play with. I can't withdraw that £200 until I've played through it 3 times so that's £600 worth of bets at £3 a pop. Anybody got any ideas what I can bet on? The sillier the better as far as I'm concerned. I'm not going to use the account for anything serious ever again so maybe we could have some fun little punts and try to spite release the bonus? If we manage to play through the bonus and there's some money that can be withdrawn at the end of it I'll donate whatever's there to the update fund. Anybody interested? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Eso Kral on February 04, 2012, 03:26:51 PM I've just tried to get on another bet and was restricted to £3 again. Do a 10pence eachway luck 15 each day with 3 non runners and and an odds on shot!!I've tried several other sports and it looks like they don't want to risk any more than about a tenner of their money against me. The account has £310 in it of which £200 is bonus money. I need to bet another £20 or so to release the £200 bonus. Once that's released I'll withdraw what's there but I still have £200 to play with. I can't withdraw that £200 until I've played through it 3 times so that's £600 worth of bets at £3 a pop. Anybody got any ideas what I can bet on? The sillier the better as far as I'm concerned. I'm not going to use the account for anything serious ever again so maybe we could have some fun little punts and try to spite release the bonus? If we manage to play through the bonus and there's some money that can be withdrawn at the end of it I'll donate whatever's there to the update fund. Anybody interested? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: mondatoo on February 04, 2012, 03:30:15 PM I've just tried to get on another bet and was restricted to £3 again. I've tried several other sports and it looks like they don't want to risk any more than about a tenner of their money against me. The account has £310 in it of which £200 is bonus money. I need to bet another £20 or so to release the £200 bonus. Once that's released I'll withdraw what's there but I still have £200 to play with. I can't withdraw that £200 until I've played through it 3 times so that's £600 worth of bets at £3 a pop. Anybody got any ideas what I can bet on? The sillier the better as far as I'm concerned. I'm not going to use the account for anything serious ever again so maybe we could have some fun little punts and try to spite release the bonus? If we manage to play through the bonus and there's some money that can be withdrawn at the end of it I'll donate whatever's there to the update fund. Anybody interested? Get onto the Bopkin for his 10 fold Volleyball/Badmington/Tiddlywinks tips and stick it up them. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 04, 2012, 03:47:29 PM New plan.
It appears that at least for now I'm allowed to win reasonable amounts on football bets. Someone's recommended via PM that I just have a few big bets just to release the bonus. I like the sound of this as all I want to do now is spite get that free £200 So I'm looking for 3 reasonable odds on footy bets where I can get the full £200 on. Obviously they all have to be at different times. Is Manchester City to beat Fulham at 3/10 decent? I'm not looking for value particularly just something that will probably happen. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: The Camel on February 04, 2012, 03:57:16 PM New plan. It appears that at least for now I'm allowed to win reasonable amounts on football bets. Someone's recommended via PM that I just have a few big bets just to release the bonus. I like the sound of this as all I want to do now is spite get that free £200 So I'm looking for 3 reasonable odds on footy bets where I can get the full £200 on. Obviously they all have to be at different times. Is Manchester City to beat Fulham at 3/10 decent? I'm not looking for value particularly just something that will probably happen. If I recall correctly for bets to be included in clearing the bonus with bet365 they have to be at 1/2 or bigger. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: mondatoo on February 04, 2012, 04:03:11 PM New plan. It appears that at least for now I'm allowed to win reasonable amounts on football bets. Someone's recommended via PM that I just have a few big bets just to release the bonus. I like the sound of this as all I want to do now is spite get that free £200 So I'm looking for 3 reasonable odds on footy bets where I can get the full £200 on. Obviously they all have to be at different times. Is Manchester City to beat Fulham at 3/10 decent? I'm not looking for value particularly just something that will probably happen. If I recall correctly for bets to be included in clearing the bonus with bet365 they have to be at 1/2 or bigger. Yeah I was gunna say this, not sure on odds but there is a restriction. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: The Camel on February 04, 2012, 04:06:57 PM The thing about bookies restricting punters so quickly is they are restricting alot of mug punters as well as shrewdies (not saying Matt is a mug!)
Vegas casinos went through a period about 10-15 years ago of banning alot of players who won at blackjack because they thought they were card counters. But they realised two things after a while: 1. Alot of regular gamblers stopped playing with them because they felt if they won they would be thrown out (and if the casino was happy to take their action they must be a mug) 2. They were banning far too many players - lots were just regular players pressing up after a win streak. Now, as long as you aren't greedy and try to win fortunes you can get away with being a card conuter very successfully in Vegas. They hardly ban anyone in the big casinos (Bellagio, Wynn, Venetian etc) Just hope one day very soon bookmakers in this country will realise the same thing. In reality very few punters are long term winners. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 04, 2012, 04:12:20 PM Just checked the ts and cs.
Looks like I got my bonus just in time. They've now changed it to 150% match up to £150 but you have to play through it 20 times!! That could be difficult at 3 quid a pop!! Anyway as has been said there are terms regarding bet sizes but it's not very specific. 13. No minimal risk wagering is allowed to contribute towards any part of this promotion, including bonus wagering requirements or the accumulation of any points. Players deemed to be using minimal risk wagering tactics to redeem their bonuses or cash prizes risk having their bonuses, cash prizes and any subsequent winnings removed. I've just had £25 on Man City which will release my bonus but I don't know what to do next. Maybe just doing 3 £200 coin flips is the way forward. At least then if I win I get a decent amount back. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: The Camel on February 04, 2012, 04:16:47 PM Just checked the ts and cs. Looks like I got my bonus just in time. They've now changed it to 150% match up to £150 but you have to play through it 20 times!! That could be difficult at 3 quid a pop!! Anyway as has been said there are terms regarding bet sizes but it's not very specific. 13. No minimal risk wagering is allowed to contribute towards any part of this promotion, including bonus wagering requirements or the accumulation of any points. Players deemed to be using minimal risk wagering tactics to redeem their bonuses or cash prizes risk having their bonuses, cash prizes and any subsequent winnings removed. I've just had £25 on Man City which will release my bonus but I don't know what to do next. Maybe just doing 3 £200 coin flips is the way forward. At least then if I win I get a decent amount back. Still showing as £200 matched opening bonus on my screen http://www.bet365.com/extra/en/promotions/open-account-offer/ Also this from the terms and conditions: 11. Any bets placed containing selections at odds of less than 1/2 (1.50) will not count towards any rollover requirement. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 04, 2012, 04:18:15 PM The thing about bookies restricting punters so quickly is they are restricting alot of mug punters as well as shrewdies (not saying Matt is a mug!) Vegas casinos went through a period about 10-15 years ago of banning alot of players who won at blackjack because they thought they were card counters. But they realised two things after a while: 1. Alot of regular gamblers stopped playing with them because they felt if they won they would be thrown out (and if the casino was happy to take their action they must be a mug) 2. They were banning far too many players - lots were just regular players pressing up after a win streak. Now, as long as you aren't greedy and try to win fortunes you can get away with being a card conuter very successfully in Vegas. They hardly ban anyone in the big casinos (Bellagio, Wynn, Venetian etc) Just hope one day very soon bookmakers in this country will realise the same thing. In reality very few punters are long term winners. I agree with this entirely. It doesn't seem very clever of them to place such immediate restrictions. What's likely to happen now is that I'll end up being flagged as a bonus chaser. The truth of it is that I signed up because of the bonus (which is obviously why they do it) but I would happily have deposited regularly in to the account. It's because of their ridiculous policies that I will now never deposit with them again but instead am going to try to claim my bonus then clear off. What's the point enticing people in then immediately giving them a very good reason to leave? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: The Camel on February 04, 2012, 04:20:54 PM Have you got a link to the t and c's you are seeing Matt?
My number 13 says this: Bets placed on Financials which are closed early will not count towards any rollover requirement. Yours says: 13. No minimal risk wagering is allowed to contribute towards any part of this promotion, including bonus wagering requirements or the accumulation of any points. Players deemed to be using minimal risk wagering tactics to redeem their bonuses or cash prizes risk having their bonuses, cash prizes and any subsequent winnings removed. Very strange. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 04, 2012, 04:22:43 PM Just checked the ts and cs. Looks like I got my bonus just in time. They've now changed it to 150% match up to £150 but you have to play through it 20 times!! That could be difficult at 3 quid a pop!! Anyway as has been said there are terms regarding bet sizes but it's not very specific. 13. No minimal risk wagering is allowed to contribute towards any part of this promotion, including bonus wagering requirements or the accumulation of any points. Players deemed to be using minimal risk wagering tactics to redeem their bonuses or cash prizes risk having their bonuses, cash prizes and any subsequent winnings removed. I've just had £25 on Man City which will release my bonus but I don't know what to do next. Maybe just doing 3 £200 coin flips is the way forward. At least then if I win I get a decent amount back. Still showing as £200 matched opening bonus on my screen http://www.bet365.com/extra/en/promotions/open-account-offer/ Also this from the terms and conditions: 11. Any bets placed containing selections at odds of less than 1/2 (1.50) will not count towards any rollover requirement. Hmmm. I went through account > history > offers > offers available > opening bonus and found it in there. Just assumed they'd recently changed it when I saw it there. Right then. Looks like I need 3 1/2 shots at £200 a pop to try to make a £500 withdrawal. Just need to find them. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 04, 2012, 04:24:18 PM Have you got a link to the t and c's you are seeing Matt? My number 13 says this: Bets placed on Financials which are closed early will not count towards any rollover requirement. Yours says: 13. No minimal risk wagering is allowed to contribute towards any part of this promotion, including bonus wagering requirements or the accumulation of any points. Players deemed to be using minimal risk wagering tactics to redeem their bonuses or cash prizes risk having their bonuses, cash prizes and any subsequent winnings removed. Very strange. Ah hang on. I was looking at a different opening offer. It was one available to me for bingo or something. As you were. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: redarmi on February 04, 2012, 04:44:57 PM The thing about bookies restricting punters so quickly is they are restricting alot of mug punters as well as shrewdies (not saying Matt is a mug!) Vegas casinos went through a period about 10-15 years ago of banning alot of players who won at blackjack because they thought they were card counters. But they realised two things after a while: 1. Alot of regular gamblers stopped playing with them because they felt if they won they would be thrown out (and if the casino was happy to take their action they must be a mug) 2. They were banning far too many players - lots were just regular players pressing up after a win streak. Now, as long as you aren't greedy and try to win fortunes you can get away with being a card conuter very successfully in Vegas. They hardly ban anyone in the big casinos (Bellagio, Wynn, Venetian etc) Just hope one day very soon bookmakers in this country will realise the same thing. In reality very few punters are long term winners. Agree totally. The biggest and most successful bookmakers in the world all take bets from sharp punters to a certain extent and when I was a bookie we tried wherever possible to try and give the punter some kind of a bet. On occasions that might have been £25 e/w on a pricewise horse first thing in the morning but at least they got something and we, in return, knew that they would call us first when they were trying to get a bet. Most punters that win are only shrewd in one sport or they tend to have leaks where the bookie can be profitable. Fore example there is literally no chance at all that I will not have a bet on the superbowl tomorrow night. Some of the more obscure props I would expect to have a slight edge in but the pointspread and total are pretty much unbeatable imo yet I will still have a daft £50 on. Bookies should have their license revoked if they are unwilling to take a bet on those markets. Similarly Premiership football, Grand National, Derby, etc etc. One thing is for sure when I have those interest bets they will go to the bookies that provide a service during the rest of the year. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: redarmi on February 04, 2012, 04:58:25 PM On a slightly different note I thought when poker was first introduced to these online sportsbooks that if you were a big raker on their poker site then you would be much more likely to get a decent bet with them but when Ladbrokes first started I used to play on their site a fair bit and it didn't make the slightest difference to my betting limits. I would have thought it would make good sense to keep those guys in play even if there was a slight effect on the players overall profitability. Interesting question for Tikay perhaps - if one of your top rakers got all of their sports bets knocked back to £5 yet was regularly sitting at 10-12 the Sky Poker cash tables and threatened to leave because of it would it make a difference at all or can you simply not get involved? (obviously I understand you may not want to answer this but I have no agenda)
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 06, 2012, 10:10:08 PM Latest development.
Apparently if I withdraw any money from the account I lose the bonus. I currently have £291 in there of which £200 is bonus money. In order to claim the bonus I have to play through it 3 times. I can't start this though until I lose the other £91. So basically in order to get £200 you have to lose £200. Nobody who is a winner will ever be able to get their bonus. Thanks for enticing me to your site bet365. I'm now leaving because you are shit. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 06, 2012, 10:30:31 PM I Think Reading will crush coventry on Saturday if thats any good 1 -2 @ BET365
http://www.bet365.com/instantbet/default.asp?participantid=247989446&affiliatecode=odc10&odds=1/2&instantbet=1 just read their terms...you do have to bet the £200 3 TIMES...BOLLOCKS Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Graham C on February 06, 2012, 11:35:40 PM It's bollocks that you have to lose your own money before you start to bet theirs 3 times, surely it's just betting the amount through, sounds like a scam like this.
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 07, 2012, 12:53:41 AM It's bollocks that you have to lose your own money before you start to bet theirs 3 times, surely it's just betting the amount through, sounds like a scam like this. I'll check with support tomorrow. You're probably right. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 07, 2012, 12:58:17 AM I Think Reading will crush coventry on Saturday if thats any good 1 -2 @ BET365 http://www.bet365.com/instantbet/default.asp?participantid=247989446&affiliatecode=odc10&odds=1/2&instantbet=1 just read their terms...you do have to bet the £200 3 TIMES...BOLLOCKS Just tried to get £100 on this which was the max. Apparently I don't have enough in my account even though it's showing £93.77 withdrawable + £200 bonus which I thought was now released!! Maybe I have to deposit more money and place £600 worth of bets at 1/2 in order to get the £200?? I think I may give up and leave. Seems a total joke. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Karabiner on February 07, 2012, 09:36:15 AM I Think Reading will crush coventry on Saturday if thats any good 1 -2 @ BET365 http://www.bet365.com/instantbet/default.asp?participantid=247989446&affiliatecode=odc10&odds=1/2&instantbet=1 just read their terms...you do have to bet the £200 3 TIMES...BOLLOCKS Just tried to get £100 on this which was the max. Apparently I don't have enough in my account even though it's showing £93.77 withdrawable + £200 bonus which I thought was now released!! Maybe I have to deposit more money and place £600 worth of bets at 1/2 in order to get the £200?? I think I may give up and leave. Seems a total joke. If you bet the £93.77, after that bet has been settled you should find your £200 in free bets. I'm pretty sure you have to fully churn the one before you get access to the other. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 07, 2012, 10:20:54 AM I Think Reading will crush coventry on Saturday if thats any good 1 -2 @ BET365 http://www.bet365.com/instantbet/default.asp?participantid=247989446&affiliatecode=odc10&odds=1/2&instantbet=1 just read their terms...you do have to bet the £200 3 TIMES...BOLLOCKS Just tried to get £100 on this which was the max. Apparently I don't have enough in my account even though it's showing £93.77 withdrawable + £200 bonus which I thought was now released!! Maybe I have to deposit more money and place £600 worth of bets at 1/2 in order to get the £200?? I think I may give up and leave. Seems a total joke. It would be funny if it wasnt your money at stake. Farcical. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 07, 2012, 06:11:43 PM I Think Reading will crush coventry on Saturday if thats any good 1 -2 @ BET365 http://www.bet365.com/instantbet/default.asp?participantid=247989446&affiliatecode=odc10&odds=1/2&instantbet=1 just read their terms...you do have to bet the £200 3 TIMES...BOLLOCKS Just tried to get £100 on this which was the max. Apparently I don't have enough in my account even though it's showing £93.77 withdrawable + £200 bonus which I thought was now released!! Maybe I have to deposit more money and place £600 worth of bets at 1/2 in order to get the £200?? I think I may give up and leave. Seems a total joke. It would be funny if it wasnt your money at stake. Farcical. Just tried it again and the bet's on!! I did it direct through my account which may have been different to doing it through that link. Any more sure things at 1/2? I've got another £186 to burn asap. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: tikay on February 07, 2012, 07:05:20 PM I Think Reading will crush coventry on Saturday if thats any good 1 -2 @ BET365 http://www.bet365.com/instantbet/default.asp?participantid=247989446&affiliatecode=odc10&odds=1/2&instantbet=1 just read their terms...you do have to bet the £200 3 TIMES...BOLLOCKS Just tried to get £100 on this which was the max. Apparently I don't have enough in my account even though it's showing £93.77 withdrawable + £200 bonus which I thought was now released!! Maybe I have to deposit more money and place £600 worth of bets at 1/2 in order to get the £200?? I think I may give up and leave. Seems a total joke. It would be funny if it wasnt your money at stake. Farcical. Just tried it again and the bet's on!! I did it direct through my account which may have been different to doing it through that link. Any more sure things at 1/2? I've got another £186 to burn asap. Now I've heard it all. Mr Russell seeking advice on how to burn money. Talk about teaching your granny to suck eggs. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 07, 2012, 08:20:51 PM before anything else...
have we established if you do have to place 3 x £200 bets ? if so put it all on reading see if it wins on saturday then make another selection maybe ? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 07, 2012, 08:30:49 PM before anything else... have we established if you do have to place 3 x £200 bets ? if so put it all on reading see if it wins on saturday then make another selection maybe ? I have to place £600 worth of bets in total. £100 was the max they'd allow on Reading. The £186 is waiting to be set alight at the earliest opportunity. Free money innit :D Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 07, 2012, 08:42:01 PM before anything else... have we established if you do have to place 3 x £200 bets ? if so put it all on reading see if it wins on saturday then make another selection maybe ? I have to place £600 worth of bets in total. £100 was the max they'd allow on Reading. The £186 is waiting to be set alight at the earliest opportunity. Free money innit :D Joke time to be honest :) what you dont want to do is place bets all over the place...ie the ideal solution would be 3 straight bets..in and out are you saying the max they will take is £100 on reading ? if so are you a marked man ? :) maybe try to ring up as as opposed to betting on line ? lets try that before we move on ? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Horneris on February 07, 2012, 08:59:20 PM Is he a marked man?
Have you read pages 1-3 of the thread? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 07, 2012, 09:08:48 PM Just reminded myself..i did read it when first posted....Appears he is !
what a load of bollocks ...asking a punter to make 3 bets to make the " free bonus " then ridiculously reducing the stake so they cant achieve it They will probably accept 600 x £1 bets until the punter loses the will to live I think you need to make a decision...either bin the idea completely or "be on a mission to fck them" Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 07, 2012, 09:26:32 PM Just reminded myself..i did read it when first posted....Appears he is ! what a load of bollocks ...asking a punter to make 3 bets to make the " free bonus " then ridiculously reducing the stake so they cant achieve it They will probably accept 600 x £1 bets until the punter loses the will to live I think you need to make a decision...either bin the idea completely or "be on a mission to fck them" Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 07, 2012, 09:35:12 PM From the ts and cs:
3. To bet with your bonus, play through the amount of your qualifying deposit once on the sports and markets of your choice. You will need to rollover your deposit and bonus 3 times prior to making a withdrawal. 4. If the stake rollover requirement for this bonus has not been met within 90 days of the first qualifying deposit any funds held in the bonus balance will be forfeited. Hmmm. Looks like I might need to place £1200 worth of bets not £600 as I initially thought. Still I've got 90 days to do it. I'm happy to do in the initial £200 deposit chasing this so I need some 1/2 or better shots. All bets will be to the max allowable or max in the account. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: The Camel on February 07, 2012, 09:39:43 PM Sometimes if you leave it for a while, you can bet the maximum on the same selection twice.
Try Reading again. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: tikay on February 07, 2012, 09:43:18 PM Sometimes if you leave it for a while, you can bet the maximum on the same selection twice. Try Reading again. He's read it several times already. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 07, 2012, 09:46:03 PM Sometimes if you leave it for a while, you can bet the maximum on the same selection twice. Try Reading again. He's read it several times already. Lol!! It's so lucky that you posted this. I kept thinking 'read what again?'. Just shows how much attention I'm paying to the bets I'm placing :D Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 07, 2012, 09:49:02 PM Man City @ villa 7/10 worth a go?
I can get £142.85 on that. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 07, 2012, 09:49:11 PM Sometimes if you leave it for a while, you can bet the maximum on the same selection twice. Try Reading again. +1 I dont see another football bet this weekend (at 1-2ish ) so try get the maximum on Reading , wait for the result , then re evaluate unless Keith , Red or Dubai has something...maybe try Solaris on the tennis ? 90 days so maybe we can fck them slow :) Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 07, 2012, 09:53:30 PM Sometimes if you leave it for a while, you can bet the maximum on the same selection twice. Try Reading again. +1 I dont see another football bet this weekend (at 1-2ish ) so try get the maximum on Reading , wait for the result , then re evaluate unless Keith , Red or Dubai has something...maybe try Solaris on the tennis ? 90 days so maybe we can fck them slow :) Tennis is no good unfortunately. I'm heavily restricted on that as well for some reason. Max allowable win appears to be £5 so it's football only. 2 losing bets on horses and for some reason they think I'm going to take them for thousands on the tennis?? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 07, 2012, 10:09:31 PM Sigh. Ivory Coast 4/9. So close. Thanks for trying Josedinho.
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Josedinho on February 07, 2012, 10:53:51 PM Yeh sorry, only checked B365 price after posting.
Any other sports any good? Rugby 6 nations again this weekend. England to be winning at HT and FT is 1/2 think France is too. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: tonytats on February 07, 2012, 11:19:47 PM My mate bets dogs on 365 all time had 1800 on 4 tonight 3 won total 7100 4 th dog let him down for 28 k
He gets his bets on ok Local bet Fred shop recently refused him / restricted him to 20 / 30 quid a time So he happy with what they do gets free bet too if picks a 2/1 winner or greater Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: tonytats on February 07, 2012, 11:20:30 PM Bets were on twitter earlier
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 07, 2012, 11:34:56 PM Sick rubz :(
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: The Camel on February 07, 2012, 11:36:51 PM If they let him bet fivers on horse racing, do you think they'll let him have 100 times bigger bets on that renowned straight sport dog racing?
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 07, 2012, 11:37:18 PM Yeh sorry, only checked B365 price after posting. Any other sports any good? Rugby 6 nations again this weekend. England to be winning at HT and FT is 1/2 think France is too. On both of these. Max bet was £60 on each. £66.27 left to bet with. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 07, 2012, 11:39:08 PM Yeh sorry, only checked B365 price after posting. Any other sports any good? Rugby 6 nations again this weekend. England to be winning at HT and FT is 1/2 think France is too. On both of these. Max bet was £60 on each. £66.27 left to bet with. Managed to get £6 on the double as well so £60.27 left Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: maldini32 on February 08, 2012, 01:47:39 AM over 2.5 goals in milan v juve game tomorrow night
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: tikay on February 08, 2012, 07:08:48 AM Found one for you Matt.
Michael Hazanivicius, Best Director, Oscars. Bet365 go 1/6. If they knock you back, I have £40 on @ 63/100 with BWin, so you can have £40 with me @ 1/6 if you wish. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Josedinho on February 08, 2012, 10:48:01 AM over 2.5 goals in milan v juve game tomorrow night Thoughts on Milan DNB? (for the purposes of using helping Matt cash out his bonus rather than in general)Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 08, 2012, 10:57:49 AM over 2.5 goals in milan v juve game tomorrow night Thoughts on Milan DNB? (for the purposes of using helping Matt cash out his bonus rather than in general)DNB games are no good unless there is a defined result (ie a win either way) as the draw element in BET365 s eyes doesnt qualify for the bonus = NO BET.... it never ends :( Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Josedinho on February 08, 2012, 11:32:54 AM Yeh I know that but if Milan win we're closer to unlocking the bonus and if they draw then it's no change from today. Just wondered whether maldini thought 4/7 was a decent price for Juve not to win in the absence of further suggestions.
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: TightEnd on February 08, 2012, 11:59:29 AM Redknapp 1/2 next england manager. Must be a good thing, though you may have to tie up the money a while
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 08, 2012, 12:02:49 PM Yeh I know that but if Milan win we're closer to unlocking the bonus and if they draw then it's no change from today. Just wondered whether maldini thought 4/7 was a decent price for Juve not to win in the absence of further suggestions. Not really up on The Italian Market...but understand your logic..Ive got a few bets on the football for the weekend but they are DNB so I didnt mention them for this exercise. Youre a Wednesday fan too Jose ? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Josedinho on February 08, 2012, 12:07:33 PM Yeh I know that but if Milan win we're closer to unlocking the bonus and if they draw then it's no change from today. Just wondered whether maldini thought 4/7 was a decent price for Juve not to win in the absence of further suggestions. Not really up on The Italian Market...but understand your logic..Ive got a few bets on the football for the weekend but they are DNB so I didnt mention them for this exercise. Youre a Wednesday fan too Jose ? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 08, 2012, 12:15:15 PM Yeh I know that but if Milan win we're closer to unlocking the bonus and if they draw then it's no change from today. Just wondered whether maldini thought 4/7 was a decent price for Juve not to win in the absence of further suggestions. Not really up on The Italian Market...but understand your logic..Ive got a few bets on the football for the weekend but they are DNB so I didnt mention them for this exercise. Youre a Wednesday fan too Jose ? Ive been going all my life though stopped in recent times due to other commitments ,but when I have gone with my 10 yr old son Ive found the crowd very fickle & the language really bad , generally directed by "the fans " towards their own players. Pretty Sad Really . Anyway...lets try not to hijack Evils thread with The nonsense at Hillsborough :) Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 08, 2012, 01:53:21 PM Just logged in to hero365 and there was a live in play 1/2 shot.
So we're on Cracovia Krakow to beat Diosgyori VTK Knowing the way these 2 teams plat I can't see this one going wrong tbh. Unfortunately I only got £10 on because 365 have obviously heard about my extensive insider knowledge of Polish football. Still. Every little helps :) Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 08, 2012, 01:59:01 PM Just got £5 and £6 on a couple of horses this afternoon.
They also took a huge risk and let me have 25p on the double. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 08, 2012, 01:59:53 PM Just logged in to hero365 and there was a live in play 1/2 shot. So we're on Cracovia Krakow to beat Diosgyori VTK Knowing the way these 2 teams plat I can't see this one going wrong tbh. Unfortunately I only got £10 on because 365 have obviously heard about my extensive insider knowledge of Polish football. Still. Every little helps :) Cracovia Krakow now at 4/9. Tempted to green this one out.... (Did I just use a gambling term correctly) Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 08, 2012, 02:08:42 PM over 2.5 goals in milan v juve game tomorrow night On at 23/20 Got my last 30 odd quid on it. If nothing else at least it's a bet that isn't 1/2 so may look better when I try to claim my £200 Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 08, 2012, 03:28:36 PM Just logged in to hero365 and there was a live in play 1/2 shot. So we're on Cracovia Krakow to beat Diosgyori VTK Knowing the way these 2 teams plat I can't see this one going wrong tbh. Unfortunately I only got £10 on because 365 have obviously heard about my extensive insider knowledge of Polish football. Still. Every little helps :) Cracovia Krakow now at 4/9. Tempted to green this one out.... (Did I just use a gambling term correctly) Sigh, should've greened out :( Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Karabiner on February 08, 2012, 04:02:56 PM Just logged in to hero365 and there was a live in play 1/2 shot. So we're on Cracovia Krakow to beat Diosgyori VTK Knowing the way these 2 teams plat I can't see this one going wrong tbh. Unfortunately I only got £10 on because 365 have obviously heard about my extensive insider knowledge of Polish football. Still. Every little helps :) Cracovia Krakow now at 4/9. Tempted to green this one out.... (Did I just use a gambling term correctly) Sigh, should've greened out :( How did the horses do? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 08, 2012, 04:12:05 PM Just logged in to hero365 and there was a live in play 1/2 shot. So we're on Cracovia Krakow to beat Diosgyori VTK Knowing the way these 2 teams plat I can't see this one going wrong tbh. Unfortunately I only got £10 on because 365 have obviously heard about my extensive insider knowledge of Polish football. Still. Every little helps :) Cracovia Krakow now at 4/9. Tempted to green this one out.... (Did I just use a gambling term correctly) Sigh, should've greened out :( How did the horses do? [ ] Great :D Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 08, 2012, 05:08:34 PM Just logged in to hero365 and there was a live in play 1/2 shot. So we're on Cracovia Krakow to beat Diosgyori VTK Knowing the way these 2 teams plat I can't see this one going wrong tbh. Unfortunately I only got £10 on because 365 have obviously heard about my extensive insider knowledge of Polish football. Still. Every little helps :) Cracovia Krakow now at 4/9. Tempted to green this one out.... (Did I just use a gambling term correctly) Sigh, should've greened out :( How did the horses do? [ ] Great :D Something happened with the first horse. Was showing as a loss earlier but now it's a win. Happy days :) Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Raman on February 08, 2012, 05:51:10 PM Celtic @ 4/6 v Hearts this evening looks tasty to me.
Celtic are on a 14 game unbeaten run and need a victory to open up there 4 point lead over Rangers again. Also Hearts have been served with a winding up order I'd expect morale to be at an all time low and I read recently that there first choice keeper will never play for the club again. Normally at times like this I'd say back the team facing adversity if the price was right but I don't think it is. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 08, 2012, 06:11:59 PM Celtic @ 4/6 v Hearts this evening looks tasty to me. Celtic are on a 14 game unbeaten run and need a victory to open up there 4 point lead over Rangers again. Also Hearts have been served with a winding up order I'd expect morale to be at an all time low and I read recently that there first choice keeper will never play for the club again. Normally at times like this I'd say back the team facing adversity if the price was right but I don't think it is. On. Only had £44 in account so that was the bet. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: sovietsong on February 08, 2012, 07:03:51 PM Celtic @ 4/6 v Hearts this evening looks tasty to me. Celtic are on a 14 game unbeaten run and need a victory to open up there 4 point lead over Rangers again. Also Hearts have been served with a winding up order I'd expect morale to be at an all time low and I read recently that there first choice keeper will never play for the club again. Normally at times like this I'd say back the team facing adversity if the price was right but I don't think it is. On. Only had £44 in account so that was the bet. Doubled this with ivory coast... Betting like a pro Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 08, 2012, 07:33:30 PM Redknapp 1/2 next england manager. Must be a good thing, though you may have to tie up the money a while Maybe not...... Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Snowball on February 08, 2012, 07:41:29 PM Celtic @ 4/6 v Hearts this evening looks tasty to me. Price is only so Big because of the last Match at Tynecastle between the sides, everything went against Celtic that Day and a lot of things have changed with both Teams.Celtic for the Better, Hearts not so.Celtic are on a 14 game unbeaten run and need a victory to open up there 4 point lead over Rangers again. Also Hearts have been served with a winding up order I'd expect morale to be at an all time low and I read recently that there first choice keeper will never play for the club again. Normally at times like this I'd say back the team facing adversity if the price was right but I don't think it is. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Josedinho on February 08, 2012, 09:39:35 PM Celtic and Milan V Juve do the business for you (and IC for sov) let us know how close you are to unlocking the cash.
If you click history in top right > offers > (i think) bonus history - should tell you how much of the betting through has been done. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 08, 2012, 09:45:01 PM Celtic and Milan V Juve do the business for you (and IC for sov) let us know how close you are to unlocking the cash. If you click history in top right > offers > (i think) bonus history - should tell you how much of the betting through has been done. Awesome tippage!!!!!! It just says 'there is no current bonus information to display'. Think I'm miles off yet anyway. Also there's £76 in the account from the Celtic bet but not the £64.50 from Juve/Milan even though it's showing as a settled bet?? Strange...... Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 08, 2012, 10:03:26 PM Sorted the missing money with support.
Also apparently I have now staked £522.48 towards £1200 total. Might keep track on here from now on. £677.52 to go. There's £140.52 in the account if anybody has any ideas? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: sovietsong on February 08, 2012, 10:14:31 PM Celtic @ 4/6 v Hearts this evening looks tasty to me. Celtic are on a 14 game unbeaten run and need a victory to open up there 4 point lead over Rangers again. Also Hearts have been served with a winding up order I'd expect morale to be at an all time low and I read recently that there first choice keeper will never play for the club again. Normally at times like this I'd say back the team facing adversity if the price was right but I don't think it is. On. Only had £44 in account so that was the bet. Doubled this with ivory coast... Betting like a pro Super tipping Raman! After doing my conkers on your horse tips Saturday I'm pleased to say adding Celtic to my ivory coast bet has got me out! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: sovietsong on February 08, 2012, 10:17:22 PM Got this email from bet365 so going to grind out the massive bonus on offer like my hero evilpie
"Hi Christopher, The bet365 Price Promise will apply to all races shown live on Channel 4 from Newbury and Warwick on Saturday. To help increase your enjoyment of the forthcoming action we thought we'd give you a free £10 bonus. There are no qualifying deposits required and no catches." Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: maldini32 on February 08, 2012, 10:40:00 PM over 2.5 goals in milan v juve game tomorrow night Thoughts on Milan DNB? (for the purposes of using helping Matt cash out his bonus rather than in general)Sorry mate just seen this. I would have been with Juve as I was under the impression Allegri was gonna rest a few, but once I saw teams I would have been with Milan as it was pretty much a full strength side. At least we got the overs in. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 08, 2012, 11:26:20 PM Got one for you....
Blackburn to beat QPR 4 - 6 draw no bet @BET 365 Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Graham C on February 08, 2012, 11:27:03 PM High scoring game Fraser, must be good odds ;)
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 08, 2012, 11:29:57 PM High scoring game Fraser, must be good odds ;) High scoring for the home side ...odds look good to me sir Bed time GL all Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: sovietsong on February 09, 2012, 07:22:32 AM Got one for you.... Blackburn to beat QPR 4 - 6 draw no bet @BET 365 You can't do draw no bets in this promo Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 09, 2012, 08:24:43 AM Got one for you.... Blackburn to beat QPR 4 - 6 draw no bet @BET 365 You can't do draw no bets in this promo I thought so too at first...but it appears that if there is a defined result it counts whereas a draw = no bet and doesnt count It says Asian handicap doesnt count...but though DNB is similar by definition, it isnt Asian handicap From their site "Bets placed on asian handicap, goal line and Baseball money line markets, both pre-game and In-Play do not count towards any rollover requirement" All I do know is that they make it fkin hard work..Tossers Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Josedinho on February 09, 2012, 09:40:08 AM Ivory Coast to win AFCON final @ 4/7
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: AndrewT on February 09, 2012, 09:43:25 AM Got one for you.... Blackburn to beat QPR 4 - 6 draw no bet @BET 365 Terrible bet - QPR are actually more likely to get a result away from home than at Loftus Road and Blackburn are tez. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 09, 2012, 09:49:20 AM Ivory Coast to win AFCON final @ 4/7 Like Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 09, 2012, 10:02:31 AM Got one for you.... Blackburn to beat QPR 4 - 6 draw no bet @BET 365 Terrible bet - QPR are actually more likely to get a result away from home than at Loftus Road and Blackburn are tez. Opinion is Subjective Let me know if you are offering a price on Blackburn Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: AndrewT on February 09, 2012, 10:09:50 AM Got one for you.... Blackburn to beat QPR 4 - 6 draw no bet @BET 365 Terrible bet - QPR are actually more likely to get a result away from home than at Loftus Road and Blackburn are tez. Opinion is Subjective Let me know if you are offering a price on Blackburn You can have up to £200 at 4/6 if you like? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 09, 2012, 10:10:10 AM Got one for you.... Blackburn to beat QPR 4 - 6 draw no bet @BET 365 Terrible bet - QPR are actually more likely to get a result away from home than at Loftus Road and Blackburn are tez. Opinion is Subjective Let me know if you are offering a price on Blackburn..happy to take 4 -5 DNB Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: AndrewT on February 09, 2012, 10:14:45 AM So you recommend someone else takes 4/6 but not prepared to bet on it with your own money at that price?
That should fill Matt with confidence in your tip. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 09, 2012, 10:17:10 AM Got one for you.... Blackburn to beat QPR 4 - 6 draw no bet @BET 365 Terrible bet - QPR are actually more likely to get a result away from home than at Loftus Road and Blackburn are tez. Opinion is Subjective Let me know if you are offering a price on Blackburn You can have up to £200 at 4/6 if you like? Too Short...already on big at 8-11 with VC and currently trading at 8 -11 on betfair Would have as much as possible at 4-5 if anybody wants to lay Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 09, 2012, 10:28:51 AM Ivory Coast to win AFCON final @ 4/7 On this to the absolute maximum allowable. Shame it's only £17.50 :D Running total. £539.98 bet. £660.02 to go. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: AndrewT on February 09, 2012, 10:29:30 AM "Hey mate, got a great bet for you at 4/6 (though 8/11 is generally available and I've backed it at that price and won't touch your price)"
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 09, 2012, 10:32:24 AM "Hey mate, got a great bet for you at 4/6 (though 8/11 is generally available and I've backed it at that price and won't touch your price)" To be fair I'm only after bets on bet365 and that's the price available there. I didn't ask for great value just a few bets. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 09, 2012, 10:32:41 AM So you recommend someone else takes 4/6 but not prepared to bet on it with your own money at that price? That should fill Matt with confidence in your tip. Might help if you think it through a bit before posting sir I got 8-11 earlier this week Matt can only bet with BET365.. the price has now gone at VC so 4 -6 is best ( bar betfair less commision ) my bet was advised AFTER I got on at 8-11 I could say to you... why not have more conviction in your statement about my selection been terrible and lay a better price ? but Im not going to get involved in that sort of nonsense Good Luck Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 09, 2012, 10:33:23 AM Lazio at home to Cesena ok at 1/2??
I can get a hundo on it so helps towards the target. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: RickBFA on February 09, 2012, 10:34:37 AM Blackburn have been very poor at home this season and sounds like behind the scenes they are in a mess particularly with Samba appearing to be in dispute with the club.
I know you love to oppose QPR Fraser, but with new players, new manager who will have them pumped up against one of his former teams, I'm on QPR DNB at 13/10. Looks much better value to me! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 09, 2012, 10:43:59 AM Blackburn have been very poor at home this season and sounds like behind the scenes they are in a mess particularly with Samba appearing to be in dispute with the club. Id say good luck but I wouldnt mean it :) Pretty standard for my opinion to differ from the whole of Blonde but no problem. Lets get off Matts thread and save it for his selections .I know you love to oppose QPR Fraser, but with new players, new manager who will have them pumped up against one of his former teams, I'm on QPR DNB at 13/10. Looks much better value to me! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 09, 2012, 10:50:21 AM "Hey mate, got a great bet for you at 4/6 (though 8/11 is generally available and I've backed it at that price and won't touch your price)" Thats Is So Juvenille...and factually incorrect We are trying to help Matt here and you are posting like a 10yr old . ...And you are a Mod ? ...Why not be cool ? Karma Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Graham C on February 09, 2012, 10:55:25 AM Is there not a way you can back both Blackburn DNB and QPR DNB and show a small profit? I can't get my head around working it out :D I guess the bookies have that covered but thought I'd mention it to help towards working off the bonus.
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: AndrewT on February 09, 2012, 11:02:40 AM Ian, yes I am a mod but that doesn't mean I can't post like everyone else - I am just a man, after all.
We had a difference of opinion on a bet - it's not the end of the world. After this post I'm happy to abide by this: but Im not going to get involved in that sort of nonsense Which means I won't be posting stuff like this: Thats Is So Juvenille...and factually incorrect We are trying to help Matt here and you are posting like a 10yr old . In the spirit of the thread I'd be happy to advise Matt to bet on Italy to beat England in the rugby this Saturday at 7/2 with Bet365. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Dubai on February 09, 2012, 11:29:29 AM Go on then il lay Blackburn draw no bet at betfairs current price commission free- 1.76
No arguing tho, just think they are pretty poor Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Raman on February 09, 2012, 12:43:26 PM Flying Applause in the opener at Wolves coud be a decent e/w bet to nothing. Not sure how much you will be able to get on though, wouldn't be umping on but a small bet helping towards the cause and if it runs to form it may show a smal profit. Ideally we want to be on at bigger than 5/1.
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 09, 2012, 03:11:18 PM Flying Applause in the opener at Wolves coud be a decent e/w bet to nothing. Not sure how much you will be able to get on though, wouldn't be umping on but a small bet helping towards the cause and if it runs to form it may show a smal profit. Ideally we want to be on at bigger than 5/1. Such a massive hero!!!!! Didn't get on because I was working. 100% would've though but I'm now restricted to winning no more than £10 on horsies. Great random tippage :)up Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 09, 2012, 03:28:39 PM Just managed to get a whole £4.28 on a horse. Running total £544.26. £655.74 to go. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 09, 2012, 03:42:15 PM Lazio at home to Cesena ok at 1/2?? I can get a hundo on it so helps towards the target. Anyone with any football knowledge available to help? Right odds and I can get a decent amount on. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: TheChipPrince on February 09, 2012, 03:47:24 PM 4/9 now, must have seen you coming.
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 09, 2012, 03:49:29 PM 4/9 now, must have seen you coming. Norr!!!! Not worth betting at that. Doesn't count towards the bonus!! Was it any good at 1/2? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 09, 2012, 03:51:01 PM How about Juve at Bologne @ 4/7?
I can get £87.50 on to win a nifty. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Raman on February 09, 2012, 03:52:42 PM Lazio very hit and miss this season.
How about Napoli away to Sienna in the Copa Italia? 21/20 looks reasonable to me, no real reason other than I just presume Napoli are better than the opposition. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 09, 2012, 04:00:31 PM Lazio very hit and miss this season. How about Napoli away to Sienna in the Copa Italia? 21/20 looks reasonable to me, no real reason other than I just presume Napoli are better than the opposition. Sure need a reason :D On for £50 at evens. Also got £50 on Juve @ 4/7 for no other reason than if they're odds on they'll probably win. How's that for logic. Also had a fiver on the double just because I can. Running total £649.26. £550.74 to go. Only £13.74 left to gamble with now + £352 in play. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: sovietsong on February 10, 2012, 01:04:31 AM Go on then il lay Blackburn draw no bet at betfairs current price commission free- 1.76 No arguing tho, just think they are pretty poor <3 Dubai Always here to sort out silly disputes Ps - always thought that AndrewT was a tosser x Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 10, 2012, 02:02:36 PM They've hit a new level of wankerness now.
Tried to get a couple of bets on the horses. They said max bet on one of them was £9ew but there wasn't enough in the account to make the bet. So I make a small deposit of £19 or so to cover it. I then click confirm bet and they've changed the maximum without warning to......... ........wait for it........ 89 FUCKING PENCE!!!!!!!!!! So they've got a deposit out of me under absolute wank faced circumstances. Absolute tossers!!! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: mondatoo on February 10, 2012, 02:03:22 PM Great thread Dewi.
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 10, 2012, 02:24:53 PM £29.45 staked on random bollocks. £573.71 staked. £626.29 to go. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 10, 2012, 03:29:16 PM <3 this thread.
Matt how much can you put on rugby league bets? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 10, 2012, 03:53:11 PM <3 this thread. Matt how much can you put on rugby league bets? Great isn't it :D Just had a quick look. Appears max win is £30. Max bet obviously depends on odds. What random schnizzles you got for me? Was looking at Wign 8/15 vs Leeds. I need some other bets to win first though before I've got anything to play with. Hopefully they'll all just lose then I can draw a line under this nightmare once and for all!! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Acidmouse on February 10, 2012, 04:03:12 PM <3 this thread. Matt how much can you put on rugby league bets? Great isn't it :D Just had a quick look. Appears max win is £30. Max bet obviously depends on odds. What random schnizzles you got for me? Was looking at Wign 8/15 vs Leeds. I need some other bets to win first though before I've got anything to play with. Hopefully they'll all just lose then I can draw a line under this nightmare once and for all!! as i said on rugby thread its an even game, taking 1/2 on for wigan is poo value. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 10, 2012, 04:12:14 PM Don't bet on Wigan for that match.
Was thinking of St Helens v Salford - with a decent points start for Salford. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 10, 2012, 05:56:16 PM Don't bet on Wigan for that match. Was thinking of St Helens v Salford - with a decent points start for Salford. Salford +24 is 10/11 Worth a few quid? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 10, 2012, 06:04:23 PM Don't bet on Wigan for that match. Was thinking of St Helens v Salford - with a decent points start for Salford. Salford +24 is 10/11 Worth a few quid? Worth 89p - backing St Helens Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 10, 2012, 06:06:43 PM My rugby league man thinks Salford with the 24 start is a decent bet too
btw...this is the best comedy thread on Blonde...by a street :) Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 10, 2012, 06:22:21 PM But are we backing St Helens -24? Looks like you 2 are contradicting slightly.
Even money atm for St Helens -24 Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 10, 2012, 06:25:21 PM Couple of horses came in btw so got £95.05 to play with.
Need to get it on!!! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 10, 2012, 06:47:08 PM In the absence of replies and the fact that I have to take Ronnie out for a stroll I've gone for St Helens -24.
Got £30 on at even money. Went for Dan's tip purely because he was first. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 10, 2012, 06:49:20 PM £603.71 staked. £596.29 to go. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Over half way!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: The Camel on February 10, 2012, 06:49:41 PM In the absence of replies and the fact that I have to take Ronnie out for a stroll I've gone for St Helens -24. Got £30 on at even money. Went for Dan's tip purely because he was first. Why not back both sides for comedy value? Knocks £60 off what you need to stake. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 10, 2012, 06:52:50 PM Just had a mini bink.
Thought my £50 on Juventus had lost last night as my account hadn't moved. Just found out that it isn't on until Sunday. Happy days :D £65.05 in account with £328.50 in play. Let's go!!!!! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 10, 2012, 06:54:28 PM In the absence of replies and the fact that I have to take Ronnie out for a stroll I've gone for St Helens -24. Got £30 on at even money. Went for Dan's tip purely because he was first. Why not back both sides for comedy value? Knocks £60 off what you need to stake. Lol. So so tempted. I thought about it but I wondered if they might pick up on it and muff me when I try to claim the money. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 10, 2012, 07:01:02 PM was my RL mans choice..no opinion myself & no bet...so lets hope st helens prevail Cmon the saints :) Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 10, 2012, 07:02:58 PM Lazio very hit and miss this season. How about Napoli away to Sienna in the Copa Italia? 21/20 looks reasonable to me, no real reason other than I just presume Napoli are better than the opposition. Thanks a fuckin bundle by the way!!! ;) Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 10, 2012, 07:07:07 PM So...a quick general update Matt
Profit/Loss ? Bets still lto run ? turnover needed ? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 10, 2012, 07:49:21 PM In the absence of replies and the fact that I have to take Ronnie out for a stroll I've gone for St Helens -24. Got £30 on at even money. Went for Dan's tip purely because he was first. Saints are big favourites - and 16 points would be definite value. 24 points...who knows at their new ground, with both sides missing players. Still think you've gone for the right side of the bet - but glad it's your/Bet365's money and not mine :D Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 10, 2012, 07:58:32 PM If you win, you get this outfit for Ronnie:
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/at-at-dog-costume.jpg) Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 10, 2012, 08:09:58 PM So...a quick general update Matt Profit/Loss ? Bets still lto run ? turnover needed ? I'm in for £220 + the £200 bonus so £420 total. There's £65.05 left in the account + £328.50 in play tomorrow and Sunday so an overall loss of £27 ish. £603.71 staked. £596.29 to go. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 10, 2012, 08:28:30 PM St Helens 0
Salford 10 half an hour gone :D Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 10, 2012, 08:34:06 PM So...a quick general update Matt Profit/Loss ? Bets still lto run ? turnover needed ? I'm in for £220 + the £200 bonus so £420 total. There's £65.05 left in the account + £328.50 in play tomorrow and Sunday so an overall loss of £27 ish. £603.71 staked. £596.29 to go. Which sport can you get the most on with ? as spreading it all over the place is obv no good and what bet365 is trying to make you do set of morons Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 10, 2012, 10:45:12 PM St Helens 0 Salford 10 half an hour gone :D Final Score St Helens 38 Salford 10 Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :D Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: AndrewT on February 11, 2012, 01:06:43 AM Lolz - Sweats'R'Us.
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Geo the Sarge on February 11, 2012, 09:29:59 AM St Helens 0 Salford 10 half an hour gone :D Final Score St Helens 38 Salford 10 Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :D ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; Geo Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 01:30:01 PM St Helens 0 Salford 10 half an hour gone :D Final Score St Helens 38 Salford 10 Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :D ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; Geo Lol. Just seen this. Awesome tippage Dan :D Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 01:42:37 PM Just got a couple of horse bets on.
£7.50, £4.28 and 21p on the double. Every little bit helps :D £113.06 in account, £298.05 in play. Reading £100 @1/2 France-France £60 @1/2 England-England £60 @1/2 Ivory Coast £17.50 @4/7 Juventus £50@4/7 + a few random other small ones. £615.70 staked. £584.30 to go. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 02:06:32 PM Just backed everything from horseplayer's thread to the limits.
Total stake £25.20 £640.90 staked. £559.10 to go. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 02:23:24 PM Just pretty much set fire to £5.42 backing every treble, 4 fold, 5 fold and the 6 fold for horseplayer's bets + one of my own.
Won't be doing this often obviously. Although I'm not taking this too seriously I still actually want to get something out of it. Just fancied some potential Saturday hilarity. Potential winnings if they all do the business is £15718.68 Will find out if we've got a sweat at about 2.40 £646.32 staked. £553.68 to go. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 11, 2012, 02:56:11 PM Would love to see you win £15k, and withdraw all the money and tell them to shove their £200 bonus!
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 03:07:29 PM Would love to see you win £15k, and withdraw all the money and tell them to shove their £200 bonus! No chance. I want that 200 quid!! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 11, 2012, 03:09:31 PM Would love to see you win £15k, and withdraw all the money and tell them to shove their £200 bonus! No chance. I want that 200 quid!! :D Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: mondatoo on February 11, 2012, 03:46:08 PM Oioiiiiiiiiiiii, gogogo Reading, gl with all the bets Matt, stick it up 'em.
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Laxie on February 11, 2012, 03:49:26 PM Would love to see you win £15k, and withdraw all the money and tell them to shove their £200 bonus! No chance. I want that 200 quid!! :D rotflmfao This thread just gets better and better every time I open it. ;applause; Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 11, 2012, 03:51:25 PM Matt, want another nail-biting rugby league
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 03:52:56 PM Matt, want another nail-biting rugby league This is possibly the stupidest question ever. Of course I do. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: mondatoo on February 11, 2012, 03:53:05 PM Matt, want another nail-biting rugby league Like he's gunna say no, whole threads just one big excuse for degen activities, love it. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: George2Loose on February 11, 2012, 04:04:55 PM Can u do some sort of running total pls? Have no idea how much money you have left and how close you are to releasing the bonus
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 04:05:58 PM Can u do some sort of running total pls? Have no idea how much money you have left and how close you are to releasing the bonus I refuse to fall for this again. Nice try though. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 11, 2012, 04:14:11 PM Wigan v Leeds
Wigan to win by 1-12 points @ 15/8 and have a cheeky punt on the draw @ 18/1 :D Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Ironside on February 11, 2012, 04:18:28 PM Cheeky wee punt on the draw doesn't mean £100
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 04:23:13 PM Wigan v Leeds Wigan to win by 1-12 points @ 15/8 and have a cheeky punt on the draw @ 18/1 :D Not available unfortunately. Had 1 to 5 @9/2 and 6 to 10 @5/1 so pretty much the same anyway. Also gone for Wigan-Tie @ 50/1 and tie @ 18/1 Seems like a shrewd bit of punting to me. Total bets amount to £14.91 Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: tikay on February 11, 2012, 04:23:44 PM What is the running total, please, Mr Russell?
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 04:24:30 PM Cheeky wee punt on the draw doesn't mean £100 rotflmfao You think they're going to let me have £100 on this?? On for £1.66 Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 04:24:51 PM What is the running total, please, Mr Russell? Twelvety Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: tikay on February 11, 2012, 04:38:09 PM It would be helpful if you put the running total as your signature.
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 11, 2012, 04:54:59 PM Can't believe you've risked a whole £15 (almost) on my tip.
Degen. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 05:03:45 PM Can't believe you've risked a whole £15 (almost) on my tip. Degen. After the St Helens coup I'd have put my house on it. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: MereNovice on February 11, 2012, 05:05:19 PM Ben Foden heard how much was riding on England leading at half time and deliberately screwed you.
Perhaps you could sue? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 05:06:59 PM Ben Foden heard how much was riding on England leading at half time and deliberately screwed you. Perhaps you could sue? Sigh :( Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Girgy85 on February 11, 2012, 05:13:26 PM What a truly terrible sport. league >>>>> union
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 11, 2012, 05:21:41 PM Matt..asmuch as you can on Spurs to beat #Newcastle
Starts in 10 mins 5.30pm 1 -2 @ bet 365 Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 05:25:46 PM Matt..asmuch as you can on Spurs to beat #Newcastle Starts in 10 mins 5.30pm 1 -2 @ bet 365 £217.50 is the bet. I was allowed £400 but didn't have it. Luckily the Reading one had just cleared so there was a bit in the account. Good luck us. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 11, 2012, 05:29:36 PM Matt..asmuch as you can on Spurs to beat #Newcastle Starts in 10 mins 5.30pm 1 -2 @ bet 365 £217.50 is the bet. I was allowed £400 but didn't have it. Luckily the Reading one had just cleared so there was a bit in the account. Good luck us. +1 Im on this big too mate Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: b4matt on February 11, 2012, 05:34:01 PM good start
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 05:34:39 PM Heading out to walk the hound.
Hopefully when I get back I'll be able to do a little dance around the living room courtesy of Fraser + Spurs. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: b4matt on February 11, 2012, 05:36:55 PM That'll be 2-0 now then after 6min
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 05:37:58 PM Wow. 2-0 already!!
Decided to green this one out. It may seem cowardly but I believe it's the right thing to do. 3p on Newcastle @ 40/1 Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 11, 2012, 05:38:57 PM Wow. 2-0 already!! Decided to green this one out. It may seem cowardly but I believe it's the right thing to do. 3p on Newcastle @ 40/1 Hold..No Sweat.... Si Vous Plait Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 05:40:08 PM Sigh. Couldn't get my 3p on so I'm totally committed!!
It appears they have a minimum as well as a maximum. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 11, 2012, 05:42:31 PM Sigh. Couldn't get my 3p on so I'm totally committed!! It appears they have a minimum as well as a maximum. Kismet Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 05:44:28 PM Sigh. Couldn't get my 3p on so I'm totally committed!! It appears they have a minimum as well as a maximum. Kismet What a coincidence. I had a kebab from kismet kebabs at about 4 o'clock this morning. Right then. Ronnie's scratching the door. I'm off. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 11, 2012, 05:46:05 PM Matt, just reading an article about one of Wigan's young forwards. He can bench-press 190kg. That's a fair bit, isn't it?
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 11, 2012, 05:48:35 PM Sigh. Couldn't get my 3p on so I'm totally committed!! It appears they have a minimum as well as a maximum. Kismet What a coincidence. I had a kebab from kismet kebabs at about 4 o'clock this morning. Right then. Ronnie's scratching the door. I'm off. It wasnt a coincidence it was Kismet :) Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 11, 2012, 07:07:55 PM Wigan 14
Leeds 6 20 minutes to go... Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 07:11:30 PM Wigan 14 Leeds 6 20 minutes to go... Just looking at this. Decent sweat. Nut result would be a tie. Ugh!! Insta bok!! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Ironside on February 11, 2012, 07:15:48 PM Cheeky wee punt on the draw doesn't mean £100 rotflmfao You think they're going to let me have £100 on this?? On for £1.66 Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 07:16:57 PM Cheeky wee punt on the draw doesn't mean £100 rotflmfao You think they're going to let me have £100 on this?? On for £1.66 Iron. They let me have £1.66 What are you saying about my house? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 11, 2012, 07:19:04 PM Wigan 14 Leeds 6 20 minutes to go... Just looking at this. Decent sweat. Nut result would be a tie. Ugh!! Insta bok!! Wigan will win. The points difference is the only issue. Wigan have been immense tonight, far better than expected. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 07:20:44 PM Wigan 14 Leeds 6 20 minutes to go... Just looking at this. Decent sweat. Nut result would be a tie. Ugh!! Insta bok!! Wigan will win. The points difference is the only issue. Wigan have been immense tonight, far better than expected. The insta bok was because they scored that 3rd try as I was typing. Need a Leeds try desperately. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 11, 2012, 07:27:44 PM Almost!
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Ironside on February 11, 2012, 07:29:50 PM Cheeky wee punt on the draw doesn't mean £100 rotflmfao You think they're going to let me have £100 on this?? On for £1.66 Iron. They let me have £1.66 What are you saying about my house? you need a bigger house Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 11, 2012, 07:30:59 PM Wigan 14 Leeds 6 20 minutes to go... Just looking at this. Decent sweat. Nut result would be a tie. Ugh!! Insta bok!! Wigan will win. The points difference is the only issue. Wigan have been immense tonight, far better than expected. The insta bok was because they scored that 3rd try as I was typing. Need a Leeds try desperately. Yeah, spotted the bok. Sigh. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 07:46:37 PM Well thanks to the last minute Fraser tip I now have quite a healthy balance.
Interestingly the amount in the account is now greater than the amount needed to unlock the bonus!! I have a bit of a dilemma though. My total deposits were £220 and my account is showing £259 of withdrawable funds so I could lock up a £39 profit. Fortunately I've never been one to lock up profits so I'm going to continue the spin until I've bet the full £1200 and can empty the account totally. Bets still to run: Random horse - £4.28 @7/1 Juventus - £50 @4/7 Ivory Coast - £17.50 @4/7 France - France - £60 @1/2 Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 07:52:30 PM Could've been interesting if I'd backed all those horses in an e/w accumulator earlier.
Out of the 6 horses 4 have placed with 1 to go. Wouldn't have been a big payout obviously but would've been interesting for sure and given a nice sweat for this last race to get the multiple 4 folds. Shame I can't be arsed to work it out. Unfortunately I wasn't allowed an e/w accumulator otherwise I'd have been on. Never mind. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 07:53:55 PM £18.75 on France to score the first try @8/15
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: outragous76 on February 11, 2012, 08:00:22 PM £18.75 on France to score the first try @8/15 game off mate Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 08:02:10 PM £18.75 on France to score the first try @8/15 game off mate Sigh. Waste of 12 seconds!! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 08:11:28 PM £18.75 on France to score the first try @8/15 game off mate Will wait to see what happens with these bets then update latest running totals. Not sure if they get cancelled or just moved forward to the rescheduled game, assuming it is rescheduled of course. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 08:14:43 PM Under 1.5 goals Olario vs Macae Esporte RJ. Currently 0-0 after 52 minutes.
I've followed these 2 teams a lot recently so was pleasantly surprised to spot such a great value bet. £56.25 @8/15 Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: tikay on February 11, 2012, 08:21:04 PM Lol @ "followed these 2 teams"...........proper punter you.
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 09:23:48 PM That one obviously came in. I know a sure thing when I see one.
Account at £337.53 Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 09:39:28 PM Matt, just reading an article about one of Wigan's young forwards. He can bench-press 190kg. That's a fair bit, isn't it? Erm... Just a bit!! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Rod Paradise on February 11, 2012, 09:41:20 PM Nice thread Dewi, Thanks for recommending it Dawn.
Now having to give my Dad updates - he's calling Bet365 worse than out local bookie. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Ironside on February 11, 2012, 10:15:09 PM Why not slap 247 on one bet if you can then withdraw the 200 bonus and 90 plus anything that comes in time being , oh yeah can't see them letting you bet on anything apart from maybe Scotland to beat Wales tomorrow
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 10:18:34 PM Why not slap 247 on one bet if you can then withdraw the 200 bonus and 90 plus anything that comes in time being , oh yeah can't see them letting you bet on anything apart from maybe Scotland to beat Wales tomorrow Because I only need to bet £246.27 Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Ironside on February 11, 2012, 10:21:22 PM Lol, can't be bothered opening up my laptop, so just rounded it up
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Raman on February 11, 2012, 10:28:07 PM Get any action on Prizefighter?
I am watching on Sky+ but would be happy to back the Scouse lad to win outright @ 6/4 Prob lost his semi match though? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 10:38:07 PM Got a refund on the 2 France bets.
Bad news is this adds £78.75 back to the amount needed to spend. Totals in sig. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Raman on February 11, 2012, 10:39:04 PM Get any action on Prizefighter? I am watching on Sky+ but would be happy to back the Scouse lad to win outright @ 6/4 Prob lost his semi match though? Great tekkers from me. Get on Anwar @ 4/9 never thought he was great in the opener but in his semi he bossed it. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 10:40:57 PM Get any action on Prizefighter? I am watching on Sky+ but would be happy to back the Scouse lad to win outright @ 6/4 Prob lost his semi match though? Great tekkers from me. Get on Anwar @ 4/9 never thought he was great in the opener but in his semi he bossed it. Couldn't find it anywhere so didn't get on anything. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Laxie on February 11, 2012, 10:43:06 PM Can't believe you might actually get this done with profit! My fav thread on blonde atm. Well done.
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 11, 2012, 10:52:46 PM Good Day Sir...Not sure if you had any on Blackburn too ?
Just take your time Matt now you have some £ Illl have another look tommorow for a bet...the only thing I would advise is Ivory coast but they are now 4 -9 with bet 365 but keep an eye on the price to see if it comes back to 1-2 Good Night Fraser Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 11:17:13 PM Good Day Sir...Not sure if you had any on Blackburn too ? Just take your time Matt now you have some £ Illl have another look tommorow for a bet...the only thing I would advise is Ivory coast but they are now 4 -9 with bet 365 but keep an eye on the price to see if it comes back to 1-2 Good Night Fraser Cheers mate and thanks a lot for the tips. Thanks everybody else as well even the ones that lost. It's all good fun :D I'm already at the max with Ivory Coast. Got £17.50 on at 4/7. Obviously as soon as they saw the smart money was on they knew they had to change the odds to 4/9. You're right about taking my time now. I really should be sensible. It's never been my forte though unfortunately so this could well be over and done with tomorrow. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 11, 2012, 11:53:46 PM £32.50 on Australia to beat India @8/13
£9.09 India highest score after 15 overs @11/10 £5.50 on Australia to win the toss @10/11 All from anonymous via pm. Off to bed now. Hopefully these will all have won by the time I drag my lazy ass out of bed. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on February 12, 2012, 12:07:14 AM Good tip with the toss :D
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Girgy85 on February 12, 2012, 12:20:38 AM Good tip with the toss :D They're OBV using an Australian coin. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 12, 2012, 02:54:46 PM £17.30 on some horse tips from another thread.
£50 return from Juventus. I guess that was cancelled. Totally lost track of where I'm at!! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Raman on February 12, 2012, 02:58:40 PM Over 2.5 goals in Villa v City game @ 10/11
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 12, 2012, 03:04:17 PM Over 2.5 goals in Villa v City game @ 10/11 On for £117.64 @ 17/20 Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 12, 2012, 03:09:10 PM Interesting development.
Following that last bet my account is now saying I've got £302.17 all of which is withdrawable. This may mean that I've made the criteria for releasing the bonus. If that's the case then they must've added the cancelled bets to my total. I'm going to hold off placing any more until I can get it confirmed. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: FUN4FRASER on February 12, 2012, 03:35:20 PM Had a look Matt...other than Ivory Coast I dont see a bet for you today
Dont want to recomend something for the sake of it Let you know if the threads still going as and when ... Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 12, 2012, 03:42:01 PM Had a look Matt...other than Ivory Coast I dont see a bet for you today Dont want to recomend something for the sake of it Let you know if the threads still going as and when ... Topped up Ivory Coast another £100 @1/2 Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Josedinho on February 12, 2012, 03:51:27 PM Congrats if you have turned over enough!
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: sovietsong on February 12, 2012, 04:09:56 PM can you check your progress here?
services--> members --> offers Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: tikay on February 12, 2012, 04:10:42 PM Yup, we got him there. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Girgy85 on February 12, 2012, 04:23:12 PM Have 365 got a casino? Should punt the lot on the wheel imo
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 12, 2012, 05:26:23 PM can you check your progress here? services--> members --> offers Unfortunately for some reason I can't access that service for some strange reason. When I get to the offers page I only have the options of 'games', 'bingo' or 'refer a friend'. There is no 'sports' option so I can't access the info. No idea why. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 12, 2012, 05:30:46 PM Dear Mr Russel,
Following a review of your account, we regret to inform you that we are no longer able to offer you our telephone betting service and whilst our online service remains available to you, betting restrictions will be applied on any future bets placed. Should you wish to continue to use our services the Sports offers and promotions available to you will be restricted to the following regular offers which remain open to all customers: Channel 4/1 Free Bet Offer; Feature Race 4/1 Free Bet Offer; Sky Dogs 2/1 Winner Free Bet Offer; Best Odds Guaranteed; Racing Value Offers; Bore Draw Money Back; 100% Euro Accumulator and the 50% Parlay Bonus. We assure you that this decision has only been taken after careful consideration and that it does not affect your ability to play and claim bonuses in the following bet365 products, Casino, Games, Poker or Bingo. If you require any further assistance in regard to this or any other matter, please do not hesitate to contact us. Our team are available 24 hours a day by Live Chat, via email support-eng@customerservices365.com or alternatively call 01782 684757 and we will be pleased to assist you. Please include your username and four digit security number on all future responses. Kind regards, Matt W The bet365 Team Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 12, 2012, 05:32:05 PM No longer offering a service that I haven't ever used anyway isn't a huge problem if I'm honest.
I'll be interested to see how the new restrictions differ from the old ones?? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: sovietsong on February 12, 2012, 05:36:20 PM No longer offering a service that I haven't ever used anyway isn't a huge problem if I'm honest. I'll be interested to see how the new restrictions differ from the old ones?? I am so confused by this whole thing, how did they mark your account so quickly? a guy at work must be a very good customer as he can pretty much get unlimited bets on! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 12, 2012, 05:39:10 PM Got paid on 'Glen Countess' from Raman's thread.
Man City over 2.5 goals looking a bit suspect now. Still got a sweat on Ivory Coast later. Other than that I think we're probably done :( Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 12, 2012, 05:40:35 PM No longer offering a service that I haven't ever used anyway isn't a huge problem if I'm honest. I'll be interested to see how the new restrictions differ from the old ones?? I am so confused by this whole thing, how did they mark your account so quickly? a guy at work must be a very good customer as he can pretty much get unlimited bets on! For me it's not so much 'how' as 'why'? Have I really been placing such amazing shrewd bets that have made them think I'm some kind of pro? Very strange. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: sovietsong on February 12, 2012, 05:42:25 PM No longer offering a service that I haven't ever used anyway isn't a huge problem if I'm honest. I'll be interested to see how the new restrictions differ from the old ones?? I am so confused by this whole thing, how did they mark your account so quickly? a guy at work must be a very good customer as he can pretty much get unlimited bets on! For me it's not so much 'how' as 'why'? Have I really been placing such amazing shrewd bets that have made them think I'm some kind of pro? Very strange. Yeah its ridic, maybe they limit all new accounts that sign up via a bonus but if thats the case why offer the bonus in the first place! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Laxie on February 12, 2012, 09:26:37 PM Seems to me after watching Matt go through all this hassle, makes more sense to deposit without entering a bonus code and just place your bets. If you're truly a shrewd punter, a £200 bonus is hardly worth it if they're going to restrict you so much after the deposit. You'll make more money off your own unrestricted bets than you'd gain from their wee bonus.
Am I missing something? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: sovietsong on February 12, 2012, 09:55:04 PM ffs ivory coast
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 12, 2012, 10:23:45 PM ffs ivory coast Huge sigh. Done quite a bit today unfortunately but there's still about £260 in the account which is all withdrawable. I'll see how much I can get on anything tomorrow and if it's ridic low then I guess it's time to wave goodbye to bet365. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 15, 2012, 06:50:45 PM Brief update for the fans of this thread.
I'm still placing little bets on the horses as an experiment to see how far they'll push the limits. Just had a 12/1 winner which returned £14.11 off the 83p ew they allowed. They usually allow £30 wins but that one was lower for some reason. Account currently at £293.66 so £30 profit since I cleared the bonus. It's not much but if a bet's value then it's value at £100 or 83p so I'm having as much as I can. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Graham C on February 15, 2012, 07:01:32 PM lol 83p each way, that's my kinda level.
Good to see the thread going strong. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 24, 2012, 12:50:57 PM Finally had a winning day with Victor Chandler yesterday :)
I've been spewing chunks but then at last I managed to win a bit back. As a result they've closed my account :D I really don't know how you pros cope? It'd drive me to absolute despair!! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: The Camel on February 24, 2012, 01:41:59 PM Finally had a winning day with Victor Chandler yesterday :) I've been spewing chunks but then at last I managed to win a bit back. As a result they've closed my account :D I really don't know how you pros cope? It'd drive me to absolute despair!! It does drive me to despair, don't worry about that! You haen't even tried S*ybet. Had a brand new account restricted after 4 bets last week! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Girgy85 on February 24, 2012, 01:48:22 PM Wanna buy my accounts?
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 24, 2012, 01:51:57 PM Finally had a winning day with Victor Chandler yesterday :) I've been spewing chunks but then at last I managed to win a bit back. As a result they've closed my account :D I really don't know how you pros cope? It'd drive me to absolute despair!! It does drive me to despair, don't worry about that! You haen't even tried S*ybet. Had a brand new account restricted after 4 bets last week! Funnily enough I've found S*y to be the best of the lot. They happily accept every bet I've placed so far. Obviously I prefer the others for the best odds guarantee but if they won't take the money then shove 'em. Maybe it's because my S*k account's been open for a long time? I really don't understand it at all. Thank God I don't do this for a living is all I can say. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: TheChipPrince on February 24, 2012, 01:54:46 PM Finally had a winning day with Victor Chandler yesterday :) I've been spewing chunks but then at last I managed to win a bit back. As a result they've closed my account :D I really don't know how you pros cope? It'd drive me to absolute despair!! It does drive me to despair, don't worry about that! You haen't even tried S*ybet. Had a brand new account restricted after 4 bets last week! Anyway they could have found out who you were at all? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: The Camel on February 24, 2012, 02:01:23 PM Finally had a winning day with Victor Chandler yesterday :) I've been spewing chunks but then at last I managed to win a bit back. As a result they've closed my account :D I really don't know how you pros cope? It'd drive me to absolute despair!! It does drive me to despair, don't worry about that! You haen't even tried S*ybet. Had a brand new account restricted after 4 bets last week! Anyway they could have found out who you were at all? Impossible. Brand new computer and new ISP. One of the horses I backed was very warm. I only had £60 ew but I guess that's the one which cost me the account. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: DungBeetle on February 27, 2012, 10:22:56 AM Think I've done about £300k on sports betting over the years as a result my online accounts accept any bets of any size especially on the spread accounts. I'm also allowed to trade unmargined.
Mug. :( Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 27, 2012, 10:33:39 PM Think I've done about £300k on sports betting over the years as a result my online accounts accept any bets of any size especially on the spread accounts. I'm also allowed to trade unmargined. Hero. :( FYP Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: The Camel on February 28, 2012, 10:04:28 AM Think I've done about £300k on sports betting over the years as a result my online accounts accept any bets of any size especially on the spread accounts. I'm also allowed to trade unmargined. Mug. :( Wow. An unmargined spread account. Haven't heard of one of those for a long time. We really should talk sometime. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Skgv on February 28, 2012, 06:49:11 PM Think I've done about £300k on sports betting over the years as a result my online accounts accept any bets of any size especially on the spread accounts. I'm also allowed to trade unmargined. i have this problem to, i i have bet £5000 to win a few times online wt my labrokes an will hill accounts an they are always taken ! they always loose btw, an recently i walked into hills an placed a big bet ! alot more than what i have shown up there an they took it after ringing head office ! that hasnt been settled yet so hopefully that will be my first winner? Did have a£10000 bet not taken by blue square an obv it won ! But maybe cause i have years of history wt the other 2 bookmakers whether its betting or alot of revenue genrated on online poker ?Mug. :( Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: George2Loose on February 28, 2012, 06:50:38 PM Think I've done about £300k on sports betting over the years as a result my online accounts accept any bets of any size especially on the spread accounts. I'm also allowed to trade unmargined. i have this problem to, i i have bet £5000 to win a few times online wt my labrokes an will hill accounts an they are always taken ! they always loose btw, an recently i walked into hills an placed a big bet ! alot more than what i have shown up there an they took it after ringing head office ! that hasnt been settled yet so hopefully that will be my first winner? Did have a£10000 bet not taken by blue square an obv it won ! But maybe cause i have years of history wt the other 2 bookmakers whether its betting or alot of revenue genrated on online poker ?Mug. :( Whole post is a brag. Pity you still can't paragraph though. I'll teach you for 10k Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: The Camel on February 28, 2012, 07:53:08 PM My hatred for bookmakes has reached a new high.
I've got a mate who is pretty loaded, and a bit of a mug punter. Not totally muggy, he will look at oddschecker and take best price about his selection, but basically only bets when he is going to be watching on tv and doesn't put much thought into his picks. Anyways, he's had a credit account with one big bookie for years. By his estimation he has lost about £250,000 to them in the last ten years. I gave him a few horses to back last week and he had a couple of winners, £250 on a 8/1 shot and £100 on a 20/1 chance. He won £4000. Less than 2% of he's lost. He got the letter saying his account was closed today. Absolute scumbags. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: EvilPie on February 28, 2012, 07:57:33 PM Absolute bastards!!
Name and shame the bookie please. Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: pokerfan on February 28, 2012, 08:02:08 PM Sickening !
Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Acidmouse on February 28, 2012, 09:18:10 PM My hatred for bookmakes has reached a new high. I've got a mate who is pretty loaded, and a bit of a mug punter. Not totally muggy, he will look at oddschecker and take best price about his selection, but basically only bets when he is going to be watching on tv and doesn't put much thought into his picks. Anyways, he's had a credit account with one big bookie for years. By his estimation he has lost about £250,000 to them in the last ten years. I gave him a few horses to back last week and he had a couple of winners, £250 on a 8/1 shot and £100 on a 20/1 chance. He won £4000. Less than 2% of he's lost. He got the letter saying his account was closed today. Absolute scumbags. 20/1 Tips fuk me share more! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: The Camel on February 28, 2012, 10:04:18 PM My hatred for bookmakes has reached a new high. I've got a mate who is pretty loaded, and a bit of a mug punter. Not totally muggy, he will look at oddschecker and take best price about his selection, but basically only bets when he is going to be watching on tv and doesn't put much thought into his picks. Anyways, he's had a credit account with one big bookie for years. By his estimation he has lost about £250,000 to them in the last ten years. I gave him a few horses to back last week and he had a couple of winners, £250 on a 8/1 shot and £100 on a 20/1 chance. He won £4000. Less than 2% of he's lost. He got the letter saying his account was closed today. Absolute scumbags. 20/1 Tips fuk me share more! You should have replied to this thread: http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=56610.0 The first 3 who replied were on! Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Acidmouse on February 28, 2012, 10:19:12 PM My hatred for bookmakes has reached a new high. I've got a mate who is pretty loaded, and a bit of a mug punter. Not totally muggy, he will look at oddschecker and take best price about his selection, but basically only bets when he is going to be watching on tv and doesn't put much thought into his picks. Anyways, he's had a credit account with one big bookie for years. By his estimation he has lost about £250,000 to them in the last ten years. I gave him a few horses to back last week and he had a couple of winners, £250 on a 8/1 shot and £100 on a 20/1 chance. He won £4000. Less than 2% of he's lost. He got the letter saying his account was closed today. Absolute scumbags. 20/1 Tips fuk me share more! You should have replied to this thread: http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=56610.0 The first 3 who replied were on! i wish, always in meetings at work around 12-1 to put bets on :( gl with it though Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Girgy85 on February 28, 2012, 10:51:23 PM When I grow up I want to be The Camel. I'm wondering if he'll adopt me. do u want to adopt him? Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: Skgv on February 29, 2012, 03:41:38 AM Think I've done about £300k on sports betting over the years as a result my online accounts accept any bets of any size especially on the spread accounts. I'm also allowed to trade unmargined. i have this problem to, i i have bet £5000 to win a few times online wt my labrokes an will hill accounts an they are always taken ! they always loose btw, an recently i walked into hills an placed a big bet ! alot more than what i have shown up there an they took it after ringing head office ! that hasnt been settled yet so hopefully that will be my first winner? Did have a£10000 bet not taken by blue square an obv it won ! But maybe cause i have years of history wt the other 2 bookmakers whether its betting or alot of revenue genrated on online poker ?Mug. :( Whole post is a brag. Pity you still can't paragraph though. I'll teach you for 10k Title: Re: Bet365 jokeaments Post by: kinboshi on April 28, 2013, 11:34:26 AM BoB
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