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Title: Valentine's Day Disappointments? Post by: Woodsey on February 14, 2012, 07:54:36 PM Just looking at my nephew's FB page, feel sorry for the kid :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
'spent ages making a valentines card for the best girl ever, I go to her house to give it her, the other guy's car is there. the biggest fml? yes. i need a stiff drink. p.s it's on your car windscreen' What's yours? Title: Re: Valentine's Day Disappointments? Post by: Claw75 on February 14, 2012, 08:03:51 PM aww how old is he? just further evidence that valentine's day should be banned imo.
i like this. (https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/397071_10150649409181084_17298911083_11263644_1342202786_n.jpg) Title: Re: Valentine's Day Disappointments? Post by: Woodsey on February 14, 2012, 08:04:56 PM 1st year Uni so 18 I guess.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day Disappointments? Post by: ManuelsMum on February 14, 2012, 08:32:42 PM My biggest disappointment was when I was about 11. Grew up in quite a religious family, so knew nothing, and I mean *nothing* back then (I remember quizzing my mum on why nuns weren't getting pregnant that often).
Went into school on Valentine's day and had a blank card ready for my crush (Helen). Didn't know what to write so I asked for help from Tony, who was a bit of a bully but was kind enough to help me out. I penned the words as he dictated 'Helen, my love. Roses are red Soil is brown When I'm with you my knickers are down' I had absolutely no idea of what this really meant, but it rhymed, and included 'roses', so I sealed up the envelope and gave it to her. She showed the teacher. The teacher showed her mum. And then my mum came too, very red-faced. Pretty stunned probably that her angelic only-son had just been unmasked as Pornographer Laureate. She took me straight home. I remember sobbing all the way back, heart-broken and confused. Title: Re: Valentine's Day Disappointments? Post by: Claw75 on February 14, 2012, 09:12:48 PM My biggest disappointment was when I was about 11. Grew up in quite a religious family, so knew nothing, and I mean *nothing* back then (I remember quizzing my mum on why nuns weren't getting pregnant that often). Went into school on Valentine's day and had a blank card ready for my crush (Helen). Didn't know what to write so I asked for help from Tony, who was a bit of a bully but was kind enough to help me out. I penned the words as he dictated 'Helen, my love. Roses are red Soil is brown When I'm with you my knickers are down' I had absolutely no idea of what this really meant, but it rhymed, and included 'roses', so I sealed up the envelope and gave it to her. She showed the teacher. The teacher showed her mum. And then my mum came too, very red-faced. Pretty stunned probably that her angelic only-son had just been unmasked as Pornographer Laureate. She took me straight home. I remember sobbing all the way back, heart-broken and confused. aaaawwwwwwww what happened with Helen? Title: Re: Valentine's Day Disappointments? Post by: ManuelsMum on February 14, 2012, 09:39:10 PM My biggest disappointment was when I was about 11. Grew up in quite a religious family, so knew nothing, and I mean *nothing* back then (I remember quizzing my mum on why nuns weren't getting pregnant that often). Went into school on Valentine's day and had a blank card ready for my crush (Helen). Didn't know what to write so I asked for help from Tony, who was a bit of a bully but was kind enough to help me out. I penned the words as he dictated 'Helen, my love. Roses are red Soil is brown When I'm with you my knickers are down' I had absolutely no idea of what this really meant, but it rhymed, and included 'roses', so I sealed up the envelope and gave it to her. She showed the teacher. The teacher showed her mum. And then my mum came too, very red-faced. Pretty stunned probably that her angelic only-son had just been unmasked as Pornographer Laureate. She took me straight home. I remember sobbing all the way back, heart-broken and confused. aaaawwwwwwww what happened with Helen? Not much interest after that '( Title: Re: Valentine's Day Disappointments? Post by: ChristieEllis on March 03, 2012, 11:22:49 AM poor kid :(
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