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Title: ausie
Post by: vinni on January 10, 2006, 04:20:18 PM
come all this way 23 hours ,its pissing it down ,hope i have better look at poker,keep you all informed if anyone makes the money.


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Ironside on January 10, 2006, 04:30:27 PM
let me be first to correct someone for once

its aussie not ausie

and its better luck not look, as you will never be better looking than me


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Heid on January 10, 2006, 04:32:33 PM
Is this a correct English forum or a poker forum?

<g>


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Ironside on January 10, 2006, 04:34:23 PM
think its english as there cetainly aint no poker players here apart from me


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 10, 2006, 04:36:42 PM
It's Aussie, not aussie or ausie ;)


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Gamblor21 on January 10, 2006, 04:53:55 PM
Good luck Barry...

Don'y let any of the Aussie's forget we won the ashes! Also beat them at poker!

Come on the Northern boys!


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: The_nun on January 10, 2006, 04:58:46 PM
Good Luck Barry...xx :hello: ;goodluck;


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 10, 2006, 05:00:17 PM
Come on Bazza, Shove it up the convicts :D


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: portfolio on January 10, 2006, 05:14:06 PM
Come on Bazza, Shove it up the convicts :D

given their penal colony history, its fair to assume that they are already world champs at this. ;goodvevil;


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: booder on January 10, 2006, 05:17:56 PM
think its english as there cetainly aint no poker players here apart from me


cetainly  ???


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: jammer on January 10, 2006, 06:13:21 PM
think its english as there cetainly aint no poker players here apart from me

double negative too boody.


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Royal Flush on January 10, 2006, 06:14:24 PM
Good luck Barry.


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: tikay on January 10, 2006, 08:06:15 PM

A debate about the correct use of the English language. On a thread started by vinni.

Only on blonde.


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Royal Flush on January 10, 2006, 08:10:19 PM

A debate about the correct use of the English language. On a thread started by vinni.

Only on blonde.

Started by a Scot!


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Ironside on January 10, 2006, 08:20:02 PM

A debate about the correct use of the English language. On a thread started by vinni.

Only on blonde.

whom has the best english diction out the lot of you

Started by a Scot!


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 10, 2006, 08:21:36 PM
Should be English, and should be followed by a ?    8)


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Pommy on January 11, 2006, 01:50:42 PM
Quote
Come on Bazza, Shove it up the convicts


Oi!!!!   ;tk; Not all were convicts....Some (like my ancestry) were soldiers to guard the convicts.

Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil;
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia Fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia Fair.
Beneath our radiant Southern Cross
We'll toil with hearts and hands;
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands;
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share;
With courage let us all combine
To Advance Australia Fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia Fair.


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: ariston on January 11, 2006, 04:47:40 PM
one thing there we are young and free ,youre ancestors were not.
won asat for the 1000 tomorrow .
one or two things to moan about ,theres two add ons on the sats ,for a 110 sat ,it costs 130 ,ask the card room manager about this ,he just said its nice no one moans ,but then he met me ,now hes met me .
by the way its me VINNI .


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: vinni on January 11, 2006, 04:57:22 PM
just had $100 of the  card room manager, kev wish you were here ,ariston says i look  and sound like judith charmers .i think hes lookin at my back door.keep you up to date tomorrow.


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Robert HM on January 11, 2006, 09:02:26 PM

whom has the best english diction out the lot of you




Because he was born in England and quietly proud of that fact


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: vinni on January 12, 2006, 04:24:52 PM
went out with three tables  to go today ,went straight on to super sat , won a seat for the main event 10,500 
willy tan walked in straight into sat and won one ,what a man .
arriston never shuts up .
steve never talks
burnley never stops moaning.


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: The_nun on January 12, 2006, 04:26:46 PM
 :tikay: Nice one....Bitty?


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 12, 2006, 04:29:03 PM
Get in there Bazza ...  Regards to the other three .. Tory, Trappy and Snappy :D


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Gamblor21 on January 12, 2006, 04:41:18 PM
aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr

come on bazza( in gay barry like voice!)


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: vinni on January 12, 2006, 05:06:40 PM
ian this is crazy out here we have got groupy s  followin us savin john a fortune .
every body knows me allready its a buz and half. :dd: :dd: ;karabiner; ;karabiner; ;slavedriver; ;slavedriver;


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Royal Flush on January 12, 2006, 05:28:47 PM
arriston never shuts up .
steve never talks
burnley never stops moaning.

PMSL

Gl in the main event Barry


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: vinni on January 13, 2006, 01:24:19 AM
chears flushy my old china.


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: RED-DOG on January 13, 2006, 01:26:00 AM
Make em have it Bazza


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Gamblor21 on January 13, 2006, 01:27:35 AM
there's a great pic of flushy from the blonde bash baz!

Everyone always knows who you are... and groupies! Is there a blind school near by???

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Title: Re: ausie
Post by: vinni on January 13, 2006, 02:06:52 AM
looks like the one thats after john ,i told you flushy was that way , lol.


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: vinni on January 13, 2006, 02:15:34 AM
chears red hope to give it em .


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: snoopy1239 on January 13, 2006, 02:19:09 AM
Good Luck, vinni.  ;goodluck;


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: vinni on January 13, 2006, 01:32:01 PM
won another sat today i think its gettin to easy over here .
gone to the speed poker do and got drunk so these aussies better beware.
chased an assie what abused me for no reason i  only called him a mug .
had a good laugh though'


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Royal Flush on January 13, 2006, 03:04:47 PM
chased an assie what abused me for no reason i  only called him a mug .

PMSL


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: simonow on January 13, 2006, 06:05:26 PM
Hi Bazza listen welldone on getting the seat and also keep us updated with the groupies story give my regards to burnley, russ & womble have a good time and keep us informed
ok baz the b
Simon


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: The_nun on January 13, 2006, 06:11:00 PM
Don't let him fool ya..

They weren't groupies.. they were what is know is Aus as    a flock of SHEEP 


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 13, 2006, 06:13:15 PM
They are prob kangaroo's   they reckon Bazza's Jacket is a relative ;)


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: vinni on January 14, 2006, 12:09:08 AM
they probably were roos ,they never sat still.
this young south african ,started callin me every name under the sun after beeting him in a hand ,no out draw
or anything ,22 players left in sat 16 get seats hes got plenty chips does not need to play ,
guarenteed a seat ,try to explain you dont need to play ,tells me to shut my effin mouth ,so walked away from table ,at the time im garenteed a seat .anyway he ends up missing out ,ha ha ha.
later on at the speed poker party who do i bump into ,yep you got it ,try to explain it to him ,becomes very
abusive towards me and my country ,telling me to shut my effin mouth once again ,infront of the boys ,so i see red ,i dont think he will talk to me like that again unless hes mentle . ;


 ;hide; ;hide; ;hide;


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Gamblor21 on January 14, 2006, 12:12:36 AM
did he flick your nipple bazza???

you did'nt have to get the sword out did you!


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Royal Flush on January 14, 2006, 12:13:13 AM
they probably were roos ,they never sat still.
this young south african ,started callin me every name under the sun after beeting him in a hand ,no out draw
or anything ,22 players left in sat 16 get seats hes got plenty chips does not need to play ,
guarenteed a seat ,try to explain you dont need to play ,tells me to shut my effin mouth ,so walked away from table ,at the time im garenteed a seat .anyway he ends up missing out ,ha ha ha.
later on at the speed poker party who do i bump into ,yep you got it ,try to explain it to him ,becomes very
abusive towards me and my country ,telling me to shut my effin mouth once again ,infront of the boys ,so i see red ,i dont think he will talk to me like that again unless hes mentle . ;


 ;hide; ;hide; ;hide;

I always miss the good stuff!!

did he flick your nipple bazza???

you did'nt have to get the sword out did you!

PMSL


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: vinni on January 14, 2006, 12:28:44 AM
hes flat called my big blind with AK against my 2 3 HEARTS the flop comes A K 6 all hearts what do i do pass the mug then becomes abbusive ,if he doesnt flat call and raises ,i would have probebly reraised anyhow ,he he he he,any way on my way to play another soon let you knowwhat happens
 ;goodvevil;


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: vinni on January 14, 2006, 12:32:22 AM
oh nearly forgot  :hello: :hello: to the nun missin my bitti mummy baaaaaaaaaaa


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: RED-DOG on January 14, 2006, 01:01:37 AM
Why do you call her "Bitti" Barry?


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 14, 2006, 01:14:07 AM
Tom, delete that post before bazzer replies !!!


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: RED-DOG on January 14, 2006, 01:56:38 AM
I just wondered, its a Romany word


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 14, 2006, 02:22:33 AM
Its from Little britain, bitty is what the bloke says when he wants breast feeding.


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: RED-DOG on January 14, 2006, 02:32:28 AM
Its from Little britain, bitty is what the bloke says when he wants breast feeding.

Thats "Mai tud"


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: julian on January 14, 2006, 09:01:17 AM
good to c u making an impact over there vinni;
we all expect you to romp home in the main event.
xx


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: vinni on January 14, 2006, 10:50:51 AM
thank you sir ,going to bed early tonight , willie tan just had a good draw in the ohmaha .
tried to get updates but they through me of the computer when they found out i was a pommy ,at first they thought i was irish .


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: vinni on January 15, 2006, 01:04:40 PM
heres what i could get on the chip count ,
willie tan 32k
burnley john 36k
ariston42k
steve the tory wormsley 14k
me i went out with 88 v  ak 46k pot early doors .




Title: Re: ausie
Post by: The_nun on January 15, 2006, 01:09:12 PM
Good luck...


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Royal Flush on January 15, 2006, 02:06:06 PM
heres what i could get on the chip count ,
willie tan 32k
burnley john 36k
ariston42k
steve the tory wormsley 14k
me i went out with 88 v  ak 46k pot early doors .




ul fella, live by the sword die by the sword eh?

gl to the boys


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: vinni on January 16, 2006, 03:42:14 AM
day 2 chip count after the first break .
burnley john 48k
willie tan 75k
steve the tory wormsly 8k ,with Qh Qcv Kc Jc
flop  Kd Kh 6s
turn   Qc
ariton 35k
nang 45k
after 2 d
bad out draws  Aspades Ahrtv Ks Kh
twice in 4 hands other wise she would have been chip leader with about 240k


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Gamblor21 on January 16, 2006, 03:59:01 AM
COME ON BURNLEY!



Title: Re: ausie
Post by: vinni on January 16, 2006, 10:28:15 AM
just found kevin oleary ,had chicken pox the day he landed ,on 150k last i saw him .
i always thought he had the pox anyway , only kidding kev ,lovely man ,changed flight to come home tomorrow .
had enough of these aussie bar stewards .


Title: Re: ausie
Post by: Gamblor21 on January 16, 2006, 10:30:31 AM
don't lie its only because you wanted to play luton! Well if your lass lets you...