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Title: New Golf Book Post by: RioRodent on March 02, 2012, 07:21:31 PM You may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last couple of year’s putting my thoughts and ideas together into a book. I am very proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to assist.
The book is on golf and I believe it gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of experience. The book is only £4.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email with the appropriate credit card info. Highlights include: Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Maxfli from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshall the Finger Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m. Chapter 9 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water Chapter 10- How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee Chapter 11- When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent Chapter 12- When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever The book also includes the latest GOLF TERMS A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole A Diegio Maradonna - a very nasty 5 footer A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read A Rio Ferdinand - Lipped out A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't A Cuban - needs one more revolution An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect A Kate Moss - bit thin A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional A Rodney King - over-clubbed An O. J. Simpson - got away with it A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems A condom - safe but didn't feel real good A circus tent - a BIG top An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it A Ryanair - flies well but lands a long way from the target Title: Re: New Golf Book Post by: bobby1 on March 02, 2012, 07:25:33 PM lol.
Can I suggest A Paula Radcliffe, just runs forever. A Sally Gunnell, an ugly little runner. Title: Re: New Golf Book Post by: sweet potata! on March 02, 2012, 07:28:52 PM A Diegio Maradonna - a very nasty 5 footer
Should be Dennis Wise! Title: Re: New Golf Book Post by: leethefish on March 02, 2012, 07:30:15 PM (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/hearty-laugh.gif) (http://www.sherv.net/hearty.laugh-emoticon-1336.html)
Title: Re: New Golf Book Post by: marcro on March 02, 2012, 07:39:16 PM Also for a putt that stops just short - A Cuban - one more revolution.
Title: Re: New Golf Book Post by: ManuelsMum on March 02, 2012, 08:11:30 PM lol. :DCan I suggest A Paula Radcliffe, just runs forever, possible unexpected water hazard A Sally Gunnell, an ugly little runner. Title: Re: New Golf Book Post by: ACE2M on March 03, 2012, 09:30:46 AM lol. Can I suggest A Paula Radcliffe, just runs forever. A Sally Gunnell, an ugly little runner. A Sally Gunnel, Ugly but a good runner. Title: Re: New Golf Book Post by: JK on March 03, 2012, 10:08:37 AM Love it lol. Heard some of the phrases on the course, but the chapters one is just classic
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