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Title: Ways to escape a driving ban, Part 1
Post by: TightEnd on March 22, 2012, 01:07:30 PM
Isn't this remarkable?

Stoke boss Tony Pulis has dodged a driving ban despite being caught by police doing 96mph on a Warwickshire motorway.

Pulis convinced magistrates that handing him a ban would cause hardship to him and the people of Stoke-on-Trent.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2118706/Tony-Pulis-dodges-driving-ban.html#ixzz1pqngNiji


Title: Re: Ways to escape a driving ban, Part 1
Post by: kinboshi on March 22, 2012, 02:11:56 PM
Absolute joke.

if his 'chauffeur' excuse was in any way valid, he could simply hire a deaf chauffeur.  Utterly ridiculous, and shows that you can endanger lives and break the law as long as you have money.  It wasn't even as though he was doing 96pmh on a clear motorway - there was a 60mph restriction in place, probably due to roadworks or something else.


Title: Re: Ways to escape a driving ban, Part 1
Post by: Horneris on March 22, 2012, 05:46:10 PM
96mph doesn't seem that fast.

On the way back from DTD Dave "LeKnave" Jones usually adopts a cruising speed of around 130.


Title: Re: Ways to escape a driving ban, Part 1
Post by: ripple11 on March 22, 2012, 06:09:30 PM
Absolute joke.

if his 'chauffeur' excuse was in any way valid, he could simply hire a deaf chauffeur.  Utterly ridiculous, and shows that you can endanger lives and break the law as long as you have money.  It wasn't even as though he was doing 96pmh on a clear motorway - there was a 60mph restriction in place, probably due to roadworks or something else.

lip reading in the mirror   :D

How about telling him to hire a London taxi with the window separating front and back.........or there must be hundreds of fans that would jump at the job, and keep their mouths shut.

The lawyer deserves a bonus.....incredible angle.


Title: Re: Ways to escape a driving ban, Part 1
Post by: leethefish on March 22, 2012, 06:18:25 PM
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Title: Re: Ways to escape a driving ban, Part 1
Post by: Kev B on March 22, 2012, 07:21:06 PM
Man's a genius. Laws an ass.


Title: Re: Ways to escape a driving ban, Part 1
Post by: outragous76 on March 22, 2012, 07:28:13 PM
The law is a joke unfortunately so are most of the traffic cops

No tears from me


Title: Re: Ways to escape a driving ban, Part 1
Post by: kinboshi on March 22, 2012, 07:29:52 PM
The law is a joke unfortunately so are most of the traffic cops

No tears from me

It's nothing to do with the police - they're not debating his guilt, merely the punishment he deserved.


Title: Re: Ways to escape a driving ban, Part 1
Post by: Linux on March 22, 2012, 07:35:10 PM
hahhahahaha deaf chauffeur, epic.

I can just see the ad for the job now.



Title: Re: Ways to escape a driving ban, Part 1
Post by: MANTIS01 on March 22, 2012, 08:07:57 PM
Pulis makes a valid point about the chaffeur. You don't want to be distracted by nosey parkers when you're trying to use the mobile at high speed.


Title: Re: Ways to escape a driving ban, Part 1
Post by: tonytats on March 26, 2012, 11:12:53 AM
1 tip is if you get caught for drink driving and you know you are well over the limit is to refuse to give a sample
You get a 1 year ban and it's off your licence after 1 year
As opposed to a drink ban which stays for 11 years
Not that I am condoning drink driving there's no need for it get a taxi !