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Title: The Blonde Novel Post by: jjandellis on April 11, 2012, 12:25:27 AM I think it might be fun to see where our random, collective imaginations could take us. To that end I propose 'The Blonde Novel'. Each post must be of one sentence continuing on from the last post (and in line with the script so far). At certain points I'll look to cut/copy/paste the whole thing together for a periodic recap of the story so far?
Up for it? If not, then it'll die on its arse and be the shortest novel ever!!!! I'll start directly under this post... Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: George2Loose on April 11, 2012, 12:31:11 AM I got out of bed, made my way toward them and peeked through them to see, to my utter surprise....
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Girgy85 on April 11, 2012, 12:39:32 AM it was raining.
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: jackinbeat on April 11, 2012, 01:08:17 AM Although it wasn't just the rain pouring down, and the grey clouds that caused this surprise.
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: dik9 on April 11, 2012, 01:44:04 AM Twas the strange sight of a giraffe wearing shades, tethered to the top of the adjacent street light.
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: jackinbeat on April 11, 2012, 02:08:41 AM Through the rain and clouds, I could just about make out the reason for the shades.
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Horneris on April 11, 2012, 02:11:57 AM It was a giant floating TV screen in the sky! I realised they weren't shades at all, they were 3D glasses.
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: ChipRich on April 11, 2012, 02:13:00 AM Titanic was on
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: pleno1 on April 11, 2012, 02:19:25 AM That bird with the
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: ChipRich on April 11, 2012, 02:21:53 AM head
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: jackinbeat on April 11, 2012, 03:01:08 AM sinking down on
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: millidonk on April 11, 2012, 06:53:40 AM To her knees, ready for
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Ironside on April 11, 2012, 07:07:41 AM Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: bobAlike on April 11, 2012, 07:29:56 AM Said Vinny, I'm not like that, I prefer kebabs now.
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Claw75 on April 11, 2012, 07:53:26 AM http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=14362.0
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Girgy85 on April 11, 2012, 10:20:08 AM grabbing last nights kebab on the way out.
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Simon Galloway on April 11, 2012, 10:32:19 AM Then he remembered that Pete did deliveries now, so he went back inside again and back to bed.
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Girgy85 on April 11, 2012, 10:37:04 AM Meanwhile in Lincoln Milligan was on the phone to Paul Ho. Ill have....
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Girgy85 on April 11, 2012, 10:53:22 AM And get me a special curry, fried rice, chips and a portion of spare ribs for delivery.
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: jackinbeat on April 11, 2012, 11:13:35 AM It's was then he realised his Giraffe was missing.
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Girgy85 on April 11, 2012, 11:29:21 AM It was so hungry that it had eaten through the chain.
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Cf on April 11, 2012, 11:36:18 AM And then died as he really shouldn't of eaten the chunks of metal.
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: leethefish on April 11, 2012, 11:43:52 AM but that was just a dream
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: bigbadfish on April 11, 2012, 12:33:32 PM Or was it?
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: jackinbeat on April 11, 2012, 07:03:24 PM That would have to be investigated later, as looming on the horizon.
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Matt.NFFC. on April 11, 2012, 07:17:45 PM Was a fast car, lights on, with the full beam dazzling the oncoming traffic, who could this be said.......
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: leethefish on April 11, 2012, 07:21:35 PM Elvis Presley
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Girgy85 on April 11, 2012, 09:11:52 PM It's girgy in his taxi. I wonder who he's come to pick up said...
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Geo the Sarge on April 11, 2012, 10:27:34 PM To take a picture of the legs of a Heron.....................
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: leethefish on April 11, 2012, 10:29:42 PM With his new Polaroid camera
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Ironside on April 12, 2012, 12:35:17 AM THE END
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Cf on April 12, 2012, 12:56:52 AM Of the world as we know it.
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Horneris on April 12, 2012, 03:04:29 AM Until the small, bald man realised, it was a long way from the end of this particular story, this story which had promised everything and as of now delivered so little
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Girgy85 on April 12, 2012, 03:06:59 AM Madison was still on her knees....
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: leethefish on April 12, 2012, 07:56:25 AM waiting
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: The Baron on April 12, 2012, 09:51:48 AM For Ironside to unlock the legendary two word story thread, which was locked for no valid reason....
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: bobAlike on April 12, 2012, 12:54:52 PM Why not?
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: jackinbeat on April 12, 2012, 07:29:19 PM seems strange
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: bobAlike on April 12, 2012, 09:03:56 PM It's not unusual
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: pokerfan on April 12, 2012, 09:52:16 PM To be loved by anyone ,
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: The-Crow on April 12, 2012, 09:57:39 PM Oh Oh Oh delilah
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: jackinbeat on April 12, 2012, 09:58:47 PM Loves me
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: Girgy85 on April 12, 2012, 10:24:24 PM And so does Maddison!! What do I do??
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: bobAlike on April 12, 2012, 10:41:50 PM Kiss, think I'm going to dance now
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: jackinbeat on April 12, 2012, 10:45:21 PM Hammer time
Title: Re: The Blonde Novel Post by: leethefish on April 14, 2012, 09:58:34 AM (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/dancing/mc-hammer.gif) (http://www.sherv.net/mc.hammer-emoticon-144.html)
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