Title: You are the mark Post by: prettygreen on June 01, 2012, 11:18:40 PM 1-2 (almost 4 straddle every hand) at DTD. We are sat with ~£750. background is that we have openly declared we are on tilt and previous 15 hands have shown this. However, we could do with not losing our whole stack in one hand, but we are an addict so we secretly dont really care. Oppo is the only guy we are a net winner on at the table in 3 hours of play. Seems solid but i think also has a wide range pre.
To the hand - We are the straddle (£4). Villain goes £10 from the hijack which is called twice by 2 nits in the blinds before it gets to us. We go £50 (we have an image of somebody who is desperate to punt it off. We go £50 for rofls with AJo ( a hand i must be a huge net loser post flop, but we dont care becauae we are giving off the image we are gambling when secretly we actually want to win) (10 hands previous i played tourney poker with a £400 stack (dwindled from £1200 hence why we are tilting) we got it in versus villain with AQ V AT, ran it twice and chopped. OR calls and one of the two nits call. Flop Ad Ts 7s Nits check, we have no idea where the fuck we stand 4 handed so we check to villain who goes £105. Nits fold their assumed small pairs and it gets back to us with ~£700 remaining. WTF do we do? Title: Re: You are the mark Post by: prettygreen on June 01, 2012, 11:20:43 PM We dont have a spade in our hand btw
Title: Re: You are the mark Post by: tight4better on June 02, 2012, 10:04:22 PM Assuming we're on full blown tilt. Happily getting it in vs Ks Qs and holding like the fucking hero that I am.
Title: Re: You are the mark Post by: cambridgealex on June 02, 2012, 10:39:39 PM Lol heroic op
Title: Re: You are the mark Post by: Amatay on June 02, 2012, 11:00:53 PM Lol heroic op hahaha, pmslTitle: Re: You are the mark Post by: SuuPRlim on June 02, 2012, 11:02:43 PM checking the flop was a bad decision because check calling sucks we may as well just text the guy and tell him we have specifically JJ, QQ, KK, AJ or AQ. We have made an aggressive action preflop (squeeze doesn't sound horrific at all btw PF) and we've got a board that hits the pre-flop aggressors range harder than anyone else in the hand, for this reason we should bet.
The fact that we have top pair when it's a board everyone expects us to bet if we DIDN'T have top pair is another very good reason why we should bet. If you get yourself into these spots post-flop my making lighter squeezes/3bets or even opens then you have to be c-betting the boards that hit you hardest with all your range, decided to bet here with TT/AA/AK and then with 6d 8d or Kc Js but not with AJ, A9 or even A3s should you have chosen to squeeze it is a massive error as your c-betting rrange in these spots is now very polarized, giving smart players every opportunity to bluff, value-bet or even hero-fold vs you quite easily and make pretty simple exploitative adjustments to their strategy in these pots to basically just completely own you. AND +1, hilarious OP :D Title: Re: You are the mark Post by: cambridgealex on June 02, 2012, 11:07:28 PM We go £50 for rofls with AJo ( a hand i must be a huge net loser post flop) That's cos you don't reraise and find out where you are met Title: Re: You are the mark Post by: prettygreen on June 03, 2012, 12:02:52 AM We go £50 for rofls with AJo ( a hand i must be a huge net loser post flop) That's cos you don't reraise and find out where you are met I do tend to find out where i am, but usually it goes too far and i say well fuck it ive got 3 outs and slide in my stack Title: Re: You are the mark Post by: cambridgealex on June 03, 2012, 12:14:27 AM We go £50 for rofls with AJo ( a hand i must be a huge net loser post flop) That's cos you don't reraise and find out where you are met I do tend to find out where i am, but usually it goes too far and i say well fuck it ive got 3 outs and slide in my stack Can we reveal your identity yet pls? Blonde will love it Title: Re: You are the mark Post by: PeeJay on June 03, 2012, 04:15:00 AM We go £50 for rofls with AJo ( a hand i must be a huge net loser post flop) That's cos you don't reraise and find out where you are met I do tend to find out where i am, but usually it goes too far and i say well fuck it ive got 3 outs and slide in my stack Can we reveal your identity yet pls? Blonde will love it Title: Re: You are the mark Post by: prettygreen on June 03, 2012, 12:01:34 PM We go £50 for rofls with AJo ( a hand i must be a huge net loser post flop) That's cos you don't reraise and find out where you are met I do tend to find out where i am, but usually it goes too far and i say well fuck it ive got 3 outs and slide in my stack Can we reveal your identity yet pls? Blonde will love it Thats not the greatest idea. Title: Re: You are the mark Post by: rfgqqabc on June 05, 2012, 11:02:09 AM Y y y y y y y??????
Title: Re: You are the mark Post by: youthnkzR on June 05, 2012, 02:24:32 PM hahahahaha
Title: Re: You are the mark Post by: skolsuper on June 05, 2012, 03:34:47 PM hahahahaha You will need your real name and online usernames in the OP. Having said that I think there's potential here so will take 5% plz. Title: Re: You are the mark Post by: youthnkzR on June 05, 2012, 04:25:57 PM am i one of the nits by any chance?
Title: Re: You are the mark Post by: prettygreen on June 06, 2012, 02:03:53 AM am i one of the nits by any chance? Yes u dirty fish. Anyone under the age of 22 that is playing live cash is automatically a nit! Ul in the tourney, ive dropped the nit tag as a read about an incident with 34? |