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Title: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: parker on June 11, 2012, 12:46:39 PM
need to rant.... run so bad....

700 runner mtt.... down to 12.... for the chip lead.... 3 bet 88 pre.... get it in on 78j board and ABSOLUTELY UTTERLY snapped with q9....

how do they do it?!

poker would be easy if tens stopped turning up... literally...

river king for extra rubnessssss

rant over....


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: dakky on June 11, 2012, 03:19:27 PM
http://www.justgiving.com/50pence

considering setting this badboy up


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: Oxford_HRV on June 11, 2012, 04:00:23 PM
Lmao poker would be easy if 10s stopped turning up
My last final table MTT bubble on stars I flatted AK in the BB to 3rd in chips open
AKT all diamonds b/r/rr/ship. AK vs AT ...... turned the TEN  ;frustrated;


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: dakky on June 11, 2012, 04:14:33 PM
Lmao poker would be easy if 10s stopped turning up
My last final table MTT bubble on stars I flatted AK in the BB to 3rd in chips open
AKT all diamonds b/r/rr/ship. AK vs AT ...... turned the TEN  ;frustrated;

www.justgiving.com/50pence

Also 3bet pre


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: skolsuper on June 11, 2012, 04:47:29 PM
Lmao poker would be easy if 10s stopped turning up
My last final table MTT bubble on stars I flatted AK in the BB to 3rd in chips open
AKT all diamonds b/r/rr/ship. AK vs AT ...... turned the TEN  ;frustrated;

www.justgiving.com/50pence

Also 3bet pre

Brilliant. This post has everything.


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: Oxford_HRV on June 11, 2012, 05:55:56 PM
Hehe ^_^


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: parker on June 11, 2012, 06:03:25 PM
Lmao poker would be easy if 10s stopped turning up

comp at the g a few days ago....

reraise utg raise from +2 pre with ak... opener flats.... kjk... ck/b/c..... turn.... 10..... zzzzzz fml roflcopter

whatever he over calls with just got there.... q on river check back the straight he shows 1010 lol


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: tikay on June 11, 2012, 06:30:50 PM

Moved from PHA.


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: jgcblack on June 11, 2012, 07:32:23 PM
Any chance we can have a 'bitch-o-meter' to attach to blondes..?  this thread requires some points to be given out! :D :D


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: WPIL on June 11, 2012, 08:40:49 PM
yeah whateva I need to be 95% to avoid sweats etc
Why you always give me AK on the Button and give Big Blind Ace/Ace
Live poker rigged
Online poker rigged
Lucky in life thou


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: WPIL on June 11, 2012, 08:43:24 PM
Stars
3 hands in a row with me
AK
QQ
AQ
Raise 2.2
FOLDFOLDFOLDFOLD
Like a pack of cards


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: WPIL on June 11, 2012, 08:46:37 PM
PokerStars Hand #81819452772: Tournament #571439920, $10.00+$2.50+$1.00 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (60/120) - 2012/06/11 20:44:20 WET [2012/06/11 15:44:20 ET]
Table '571439920 39' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: andre231967 (5080 in chips)
Seat 2: guillermogui (2230 in chips)
Seat 3: kva.pil945 (4720 in chips)
Seat 4: APPW (10961 in chips)
Seat 5: UltrasHRO65 (1206 in chips)
Seat 6: M_U_G_U 1985 (7548 in chips)
Seat 7: miguelir (5075 in chips)
Seat 8: Greyscorpi (12601 in chips)
Seat 9: HwyyAANOt!! (4390 in chips)
andre231967: posts the ante 15
guillermogui: posts the ante 15
kva.pil945: posts the ante 15
APPW: posts the ante 15
UltrasHRO65: posts the ante 15
M_U_G_U 1985: posts the ante 15
miguelir: posts the ante 15
Greyscorpi: posts the ante 15
HwyyAANOt!!: posts the ante 15
APPW: posts small blind 60
UltrasHRO65: posts big blind 120
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to APPW [3d 3s]
M_U_G_U 1985: folds
miguelir: folds
Greyscorpi: folds
HwyyAANOt!!: raises 120 to 240
andre231967: folds
guillermogui: folds
kva.pil945: folds
APPW: raises 120 to 360
UltrasHRO65: raises 831 to 1191 and is all-in
HwyyAANOt!!: folds
APPW: calls 831
*** FLOP *** [2s 7h 2h]
*** TURN *** [2s 7h 2h] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [2s 7h 2h 9c] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
APPW: shows [3d 3s] (two pair, Threes and Deuces)
UltrasHRO65: shows [Qs Kc] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
UltrasHRO65 collected 2757 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2757 | Rake 0
Board [2s 7h 2h 9c Kd]
Seat 1: andre231967 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: guillermogui folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: kva.pil945 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: APPW (small blind) showed [3d 3s] and lost with two pair, Threes and Deuces
Seat 5: UltrasHRO65 (big blind) showed [Qs Kc] and won (2757) with two pair, Kings and Deuces
Seat 6: M_U_G_U 1985 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: miguelir folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Greyscorpi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: HwyyAANOt!! folded before Flop


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: smurf on June 11, 2012, 09:14:38 PM
parker

this is a true hand i played online (fulltilt i think)...before i closed my account a few weeks later.
i got  AA

flop  AKK

i continuation bet and the chat box comes up with "ul"

he goes all in with (wait for it)

 44

turn    4

river   4

true hand...complete chat bluff and pure luck i don't know but when i sharkscoped the player he had a chart like going up a mountain and i have never seen that before on any player.

everyone will say it was pure luck as he could never know what was coming but i know f@#k all about computers and what you can do with them...it naturally makes you sceptical though.


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: WPIL on June 11, 2012, 09:17:44 PM
Dont play against Lederer you muppett


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: nirvana on June 11, 2012, 09:37:24 PM
I flopped a set the other day. Yeah, right, I lost the hand ofc. Raise pre, CB 3/4 pot and still couldn't stop they'm hitting their str8

Was fkn steaming, tipped the table up which made my point rather well I thought


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: WPIL on June 11, 2012, 09:38:18 PM
Getting bored/tired/ready for bed


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: WPIL on June 11, 2012, 09:39:00 PM
PokerStars Hand #81822242802: Tournament #571440013, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (125/250) - 2012/06/11 21:36:04 WET [2012/06/11 16:36:04 ET]
Table '571440013 16' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: kingh0lli (13180 in chips)
Seat 2: ahmed dds (1750 in chips)
Seat 3: APPW (3685 in chips)
Seat 4: milldollbaby (2775 in chips)
Seat 5: murballz66 (2295 in chips)
Seat 6: Jeb Gees (3075 in chips)
Seat 7: Poeira4 (6430 in chips)
Seat 8: oskar322 (3725 in chips)
Seat 9: mottybd (12520 in chips)
kingh0lli: posts the ante 50
ahmed dds: posts the ante 50
APPW: posts the ante 50
milldollbaby: posts the ante 50
murballz66: posts the ante 50
Jeb Gees: posts the ante 50
Poeira4: posts the ante 50
oskar322: posts the ante 50
mottybd: posts the ante 50
Jeb Gees: posts small blind 125
Poeira4: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to APPW [Th 7h]
oskar322: folds
mottybd: raises 250 to 500
kingh0lli: folds
ahmed dds: folds
APPW: raises 250 to 750
milldollbaby: raises 1975 to 2725 and is all-in
murballz66: folds
Jeb Gees: folds
Poeira4: folds
mottybd: raises 1975 to 4700
APPW: calls 2885 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1065) returned to mottybd
*** FLOP *** [6h Kc 5h]
*** TURN *** [6h Kc 5h] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [6h Kc 5h Qh] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mottybd: shows [9d 9h] (a pair of Nines)
APPW: shows [Th 7h] (a flush, Queen high)
APPW collected 1820 from side pot
milldollbaby: shows [5s 5d] (three of a kind, Fives)
APPW collected 9000 from main pot
milldollbaby re-buys and receives 3000 chips for $20.00
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10820 Main pot 9000. Side pot 1820. | Rake 0
Board [6h Kc 5h Qh Jc]
Seat 1: kingh0lli folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ahmed dds folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: APPW showed [Th 7h] and won (10820) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 4: milldollbaby showed [5s 5d] and lost with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 5: murballz66 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Jeb Gees (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Poeira4 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: oskar322 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: mottybd showed [9d 9h] and lost with a pair of Nines


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: parker on June 12, 2012, 11:10:57 AM
lol aa v aa v jj

of course my aa loses to the aa.....

im not one to complain but my run bad is getting plain stupid


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: horseplayer on June 12, 2012, 11:35:59 AM
lol aa v aa v jj

of course my aa loses to the aa.....

im not one to complain but my run bad is getting plain stupid

your not one to complain? :)


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: celtic on June 12, 2012, 11:40:38 AM
People that get annoyed at bad beats in poker, have never had a bad beat in life

Get over it you big tart.


Title: Re: stars.... zzzz.....
Post by: parker on June 12, 2012, 12:37:47 PM
wp