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Me and George are thinking of having a pocket 5s prop bet.

Suggestions please for a suitable forfeit for the loser!

Loser plays dtd500 in fancy dress of winners choice

yeh this.

or both lose some weight ideally ;)

Surely got to be something realistic

George shaves his beard, stato shaves his hair.

Geo plays the DTD £500 and has to open every pot.

Oh, wait......

Loser has to lose 10% of body weight within 3 months or has to pay painful lump to charity  :)up

liposuction?

Wish I'd though of that on the weight loss thread. Having a massive dump was my best idea  (http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy171/nwtk/Gifs/th6189d1159476000-i-have-turd-smiley.gif)  (http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww249/mikill_thomas/unsure.gif)

Loser has to wear a 'gorilla mask'* to next DTD event


* His opponents pubes glued to his face.

whoosh

loser has to massage, bring drinks, attend to the winner wearing whatever the winner chooses.

looser .....ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. sorry cant say it here

Blonde hair dye/bleach for George and Red/Blue hair dye for Stato :)

To be shown off at the 500 obv :)

I'm going to vote for a T-shirt with appropriately embarrassing front AND back.. to be worn to next X amount of Team Eureka events...

Loser has to wear a morph suit of the winners choice to the next £500er

http://www.morphsuits.co.uk/

http://www.morphsuits.co.uk/gangster-morphsuit

Heroic.

I actually own the Ninja one lol

i fking worry about you sometimes

ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY? IF YOU BUY ME ONE ILL WEAR IT FOR FREE!!!! MORPH SUITS ROCK!

If George loses he has to spend a week at his actual job instead of playing poker

Loser has to attend in full tilt gear. Head to toe.

Alternatively dressed as a player of the opponent's choice (the more extravagant and recognisable the better obv)

lol

Easy really

Loser shows up like this and has to have photographic evidence with the man himself


(http://uk.pokernews.com/w/articles/4fa9/1ead5dd5b.jpg)

Back, sack and crack job for the loser.

Loser spends 2 days in a tent in the garden / on the common.

Once the forfeit begins he isn't allowed to be more than 2m from the tent at any time.

He must walk 5 miles to start. He is allowed as much food - water - equipment as he can carry with him. (Including tent)

People 'friends' can visit / take the piss but must not assist.

Anything that involves dressing up as slutty looking women with all the make up ,porn heels, fish nets ,benders,mini skirt,basque,blonde Marilyn wig , cheap perfume  and  any other " appropiate gear"......... and do it quick please as now very excited

Loser has to spend a month modding the staking board

If it's good enough for Raymondo.... complete a week working in McD's

Or, loser has a tattoo of the other person's face

Its going to have to be pretty tame unless the prop is gunna be longer term one

If its a month or two of playing the same MTT schedules then its going to be close to a flip anyway

Loser gets a tattoo.  Winner gets to choose what type.

loser has to change middle name by deed poll to either 'Stato's bitch' or 'George's bitch'  i reckon a year should do it and full name must be used on all tournament entries (ends after Vegas next year)

Think we're going to go for the morph suit.

How is that any good when everyone thinks they're cool?!

Make a hellmuth style entrance to the next tourneys

Tbf they're not all cool...

(http://www.morphmate.co.uk/product_images/a/383/morphsuit_pattern_leopard__16433__31427_zoom.jpg)

they are cool. That is all.

Loser does this,

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=27866.0

Never seen anyone I'd describe as a cool guy in a morphsuit. Pretty much for teenage boys pretending to be superheros. Would rather lose a leg. Oj

OK stato_1 vs George2loose prop bet on stars. Top 10 cashes total between 22nd July-12th August.

Eligable tourneys on stars are:

Big 22, 109, 55, 162
Hot 11, 16, 55, 75, 44

Plus any comps with a gte of at least 10k between 5pm-12am (apart from 200 turb, 332r1a, 55 cubed and hyper turbs)

All Sunday majors aside from Sunday 500 and supersonic

Was gonna do this but my Mrs wouldnt let me. Sigh

How about the Super Tuesday?

So what is the punishment/ reward????

That's just stupid  ;)

Loser playing OCtober deepstack in morph suit

George's forfeit should obviously be to wear a full citeh strip with Tevez on the shirt.

colour? and does this include during the pre play breakfast @ Nandos?

Choice of winner. Yeh whole day I think

purrrrfect.  Need to set up a massive pre-play meal then to celebrate the achievements of you both.  I really hope that one of you starts with a MASSIVE bink so the other is sweating the whole month. :D

gl guys.

Will be looking to do something similar starting in, say, mid September. Would be mid stakes, and i am a fish, just would make things interesting. Amatay?

First decent score on the board for Stato. He came 2nd in the 109 midnight f/out on stars for just under 3k.

He also had a 14k score in 100 with one rebuy on Sunday but it doesn't count thankfully!

Or borrow my new shirt.

(http://www.jjbsports.com/pws/client/images/catalogue/products/61101704/xlarge/61101704.jpg)

 ;)

George2loose takes the lead! :D

Morph suit should be Citeh blue.

Stato will be wearing it anyway

Better prob would be, one of you has to deal the £15 freezeouts at DTD for a week imo.

**in a morph suit

In for that if DTD allow it and Stato agrees

Yeh, but at Gala or Alea so they wont be banned from DTD cash games. You have to work there fulltime for 2 weeks.

10/26 is hot 75

Gonna turn into a brag thread with these too monsters of the game

Sigh bokked myself

nice river

How about working as valets for the cash games for a whole evening/weekend, in a morph suit...?

Tips to the winner though!!

:D

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Agree with new ideas, forfeit definitely has to be harder. Obv nobody's going to be a clown enough to do a week in McD's but it needs to be tougher.

Thinking about it, they'd have to be the bitches for the other valets with the valets getting the tips - otherwise not fair on the valets who probably rely on the tips to make a decent night's wage.

Still think it's a goer though :D

Yeah I think that Stato and George may even get better tips for the valets.

Saw aaron ( of £1k football bets and the black jack system ) order some food n drink £8.50  and went to pay with a tenner and told the valet to take £9. I let him have both barrels for being a tight c@@t. He also said did they have any lasagne and the valet said no but we have pasta. He was humming and haing and I said its the same ingriedients and all goes to make up a turd. And he turns round and says lasagne is more of a pie??? Jim the bookie was bemoaning the lack of footfall in the betting shops and I told him to take Aaron's bets ( he was on the iPad doing a tikay) and make a profit for the year. Basically abused Aaron from start to finish (because I did not want him coming on here saying I sat next to him n never said a word). As he took it so well I have decided to cut him a bit of slack now.

One last thing he came down to Dtd with a shit loads of mates. Well there was a shit load of people on the train. None of his real mates would give him a lift :)

Hero

Not me mate. Everytime I try it the little feckers have got the hand.

LOL.

I knew you would comment somewhere about me :D :D :D

Big sweat. Stato could take a huge lead. He's 1/8 in big 162 with 21 bag up top

Also 1/10 in the $100 6 max and about 25/45th in super tuesday

Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, gogogo Stato.

Results?

Someone check the stars lobby! Did he do multiple wins?

30th for $2600 in the super tuesday and 6th in the 162 for $4775

100 6 max? Better get back to the grind!

couldnt see the 6max? might be having a dumb moment

Sigh all went to shit. lost AQs vs Q8o to go 2/5 in 162 and came 6th. ST reshipped 55 in standard spot TT woke up behind. Then AQs vs QQ btn vs sb with 28 bigs and a big dynamic in the 109 for 4th and abt 1.3

Nice on mate. Will do an update on scores later

Stato top 10:

$109 NL Hold'em [6-Max, $10K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 31st, 2012 6:00 PM   $ 15,600.00   $ 109   4   $ 1,326.00   54.37   54.37
The Hot $44 [Turbo, $25K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 31st, 2012 5:30 PM   $ 49,400.00   $ 44   75   $ 113.62   16.67   16.67
$11 NL Hold'em [Turbo, $18K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 31st, 2012 4:45 PM   $ 22,740.00   $ 11   159   $ 27.28   7.20   7.20
The Big $162 [$75K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 31st, 2012 3:00 PM   $ 113,700.00   $ 162   6   $ 4,775.40   115.08   115.08
The Big $55 [$80K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 24th, 2012 2:00 PM   $ 111,050.00   $ 55   77   $ 199.89   24.60   24.60
$109 NL Hold'em [$15K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 23rd, 2012 6:00 PM   $ 19,200.00   $ 109   2   $ 2,976.00   91.42   91.42
$27 NL Hold'em [Turbo, Knockout, $20K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 23rd, 2012 5:00 PM   $ 20,920.00   $ 27   7   $ 617.14   45.00   45.00
$11+R NL Hold'em [$40K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 23rd, 2012 3:00 PM   $ 42,780.00   $ 11   60   $ 68.44   17.73   17.73
$11+R NL Hold'em [$40K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM   $ 69,760.00   $ 11   199   $ 76.73   11.03   11.03

10177$

George2loose top 10:

$109 NL Hold'em [Turbo, $17.5K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 31st, 2012 7:30 PM   $ 26,100.00   $ 109   23   $ 234.90   24.62   24.62
$55 NL Hold'em [6-Max, Turbo,500 Cap, $20K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 29th, 2012 4:30 PM   $ 25,000.00   $ 55   47   $ 125.00   15.69   15.69
$44 NL Hold'em [Turbo, $15K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 26th, 2012 12:45 PM   $ 18,240.00   $ 44   17   $ 164.16   24.67   24.67
$11+R NL Hold'em [$40K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 24th, 2012 3:00 PM   $ 52,070.00   $ 11   111   $ 72.89   13.52   13.52
The Hot $75 [Turbo, $30K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 24th, 2012 1:30 PM   $ 54,579.00   $ 75   24   $ 272.89   34.70   34.70
$55 NL Hold'em [Turbo,2X Chance, $20K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 24th, 2012 12:15 PM   $ 30,650.00   $ 55   1   $ 5,881.80   175.07   175.07
The Big $162 [$75K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 23rd, 2012 3:00 PM   $ 95,400.00   $ 162   70   $ 305.28   24.14   24.14
$44 NL Hold'em [6-Max, $4K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 22nd, 2012 10:15 AM   $ 10,280.00   $ 44   18   $ 143.92   17.90   17.90
The Hotter $33 [Turbo, $40K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 22nd, 2012 9:30 AM   $ 61,140.00   $ 33   238   $ 55.02   9.27   9.27
$5.50+R NL Hold'em [2x-Turbo, $20K Gtd]   PokerStars   Jul 22nd, 2012 7:30 AM   $ 28,820.00   $ 5   96   $ 60.52   10.98   10.98

7311$

10 days left

Updates pl0x

Think the above is still right :(

Honestly, it does not matter who wins. The rail will win in the end

The bet is OFF

Losers

Yes we can't deny this. Bet didn't really work. The forfeit was soft to the point that by the end we were both not playing to try and get to wear the suit lol, neither of us played any extra whatsoever so the bet was a farce. Not to disappoint our adoring fanbase however, we have decided to declare that we have both lost the bet and will each be wearing the suit of the other persons choosing at the October deepstack.

A new bet will be devised with better Ts & Cs. Probably including WCOOP and with a better forfeit!

Both wearing suit is the nut outcome. Wiiiiiiiiii roll on October.

Oh God

Unlucky Keys. Did like you with hair mate. Cant see you having it for much longer!

im in for wcoop props. don't go to uk comps but $$ would be fine?

suit of the colour choosing of this forum imo..


let the poll begin.

Bump

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from that link......


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