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Flora mis-using that 'Advice for life recording' to add eat Flora in it for an advert - it's just not clever & I'll avoid Flora just for doing it!!

My boyfriend when he never wakes up!

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My husband who never sleeps !!

The mother-in-law! Grrrr! (especially when she is playing poker/trying to explain poker/calling my all in with 23os)

23 os is a GREAT hand (ask Sarah - I hit a A2345 straight & 4 2's in 2 hands against her with it  :D)

my ex used to complain when I wouldn't go to sleep.....  8)

Well I was short-stacked, went all in with AQ suited and she made two pair - her reasoning for calling... 'I had the chips, might as well see the flop!' GRRRRRRRRR!! (She also doesn't know how to play properly, if we both have a 10-high straight, she wins because she has an ace... and she doesn't have to call my bet on the turn because she was big blind... 8)) - thats annoying!

(I will be posting on this thread a lot, I get annoyed easily!)

50p fine to P4C for badbeat moans you know...

Going to the breadbin... to find no bread.. or just the crusts

crusts are lovely

When you're playing an online game and lose the connection

When u just get KO'd in a omaha tourney holding AAKK and get called by 77T3? and he hit QUADS on the flop, win that pot and im chip leader grrrrr


Where do i deposit my bad beat penalty?

at 6 in the morning when you only went to bed at 1am and your 18 month old little girl wakes up and wont go back to sleep so you go get her and put her in bed with you and the missus.  After an hour and a half she vomits all over your bed and then you have to change the bed clothes, give her a bath, change yourself and do laundry to clean off the vomit and stop the vile smell of sickly sweet sick.  This all happening before 7:30 am

it was mildly annoying

Aww, poor baby :( Hope she is ok now!

she's not been well all day, a bug that's going around at nursery I think.

Thanks though :)

not being late for work lol

is annoying?

LOL thats the spirit :D

My managers at work that tell me i need to 'push directories today' (I work for next and we have to try and get as many people as possible to buy a directory) 'because if you don't you'll be record carded!' - wtf is that all about!! 90% of people already have it, the others turn their noses up at me and walk away!..

Those documentary makers who interview someone and move the camera all around their head, then go from black and white to colour and back again every few seconds, flash the image on and off a few dozen times, then settle for a tight close up of one nostril.....

The Tube
Mobile Phones
Bank Accounts
Annoying Cars with that whole thump thump bass going on
Small dogs
Celery
Underwire Bras
The fact it's not March
Stupid people
Stupid people
Acton
Getting to Acton
Fitted sheets
Tesco
The Victoria Line
Depression
Ex's
Coconut
Mange Tout (whats's the point of mange tout?)
Rubbish Sushi from Pret
People that are dismissive
Lack of control

Duhh, I think my small dog put my mobile phone under my fitted sheet while I was sorting out my bank account and eating sushi on the tube

Now I'm depressed!

All the times Leon rejects me  :( :( :( :( :(

The truck breaking down in a town about 15 miles from home, having it towed to the garage for them to tell you two days later it will be $1,771 to rebuild the transmission.

Paying the said amount only for the gearbox to blow up 3 weeks later. calling the said garage and telling the  >:?
on the phone that he needs to come pick it up and fix it right, only for him to say the 1 year Warranty is void if you take it out of town for the first 500 miles..

I havent taken it out of town..

Him " where is it"

me "my house"

him "do you live in this town"

me "no"

him "hmmm well then you took it out of town"

well and truly stiffed   >:?

Completely !!!!

Bundle, Get a large hammer and an ajustable spanner, and beat the crap out of the garage bloke until he gives you your money back

 ;iagree;

That is something i would not Generally think twice about Red...However experience has taught me that it would be me and my family that loses in the long run

I know mate, I was only kidding, I don't advocate violence under any circumstances, and if anyone says different, I'll knock all their teeth out

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They blooody piss me off too. You wanna listen to loud music in your car, join a motorway.

I was in one of these cars once.

Driving down the main street of Aberdeen, the Best of Disney CD blaring out of the woofy woofing speakers. Got more than a few funny looks. We were making a statement, twas good fun. Never again though.

the guy who parked across my drive this morning  arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the person in Tescos who has to pay by cheque but takes ages to find a pen
people who write "should of" instead of should have
my tin opener that just wont start opening anything
forgetting to buy a new tin opener
the guys at the football who go for pies all day long making it a 90 minute musical chairs game
people who say sorry when outdrawing you (as if the really mean it)
peole who at the start of a STT who say good luck  (clearly thats the last thing they want you to have)
seeing the words  "attempting to re-connect"
going to kwik-fit for a tyre and getting told you also need  brakes,shockers,exhausts,haircut,massage, and piano lessons

I like the people who say "Sorry" and "Good luck" I know they don't mean it, but at least they are trying to be polite

I believe some people genuinely do mean it. They don't have the same thirst and hunger to win as an average person, they're there to enjoy themselves. People at their table they say "good luck" to, they genuinely hop will do well.
They feel empathy when they outdraw a player and when they say "sorry" they really do mean it. It never bothers me, I like the "Sorry" and "Good luck" brigade. Like the red dog says, at least they are trying to be polite.

Taking 3 hours to clean the kids bedrooms  :redcard: :redcard: : :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard  redcard:

And then the next day they look like you haven't touched them  >:(

lol , so true Ginger .
Just cooked dinner for the "adorables " 2 are out and 3 of them asleep !!!! 

every one under the age of 29

any TV with celebraty in the title, American TV show seasons that never conclude.
People who do wheel spins out of junctions when they are clear. Any car made by vauxhal(GM for USA). Curry sauce in a jar that tastes nothing like the description.

Oi  -  no ageism please........






....except against Tikay

And what would your reason for that be??

My pet hate is people who are arselickers and 'yes' people.  Sure dont be rude or impolite but just have an opinion of your own sometimes!

i totally agree with you.i think you are wonderful

I can honestly say that only two thing in the world annoy me

1. Fitted Bed Sheets

2. Celery . . food of the devil you know. Evil evil evil.

ok ok

My misses steeling duvet.

Neighbours who vacuum at 7 am every other day.

People who nick my parking space

My car, ok all cars.

Bloody mobile phones.

Celebrity BB

TV (except lost, the simpsons and deal or no deal)

Arsenal being below spurs.

Dallas Cowboys being crap.

My gas boiler, bloody pilot light.

Chelsea

The fact I live half an hour from the sea, I want to see it from my window.

Food Alergies.

MacDonalds

Supermarkets

Shopping

Women Shopping

Women Shoping with my money

My ROI

People calling my bluffs.

People not raising when I got the nuts.

Staff at Ladbrokes Poker

People liking Coldplay, I just dont get it.

New Years Eve

My Computer

My Laptop

Stupid football anaylists

Price of bread.

Cleaning my fish tank.

Housework

and

Celery evil evil stuff.

Thankyou
Rant Over.

Some people might consider your post rude or impolite

lol, see your point but if you have your own opinion, surely anything posted could be considered rude by someone? Isnt it just interpretation?

Wednesdays.

Some opinions are best kept to one's self, ie, when the wife asks "Does my bum look big in this?" It's probably best not to say "Of course it does, you fat cow"

Great example! Thats why is i said 'sometimes' There is always a certain situations for withholding the truth, like yesterday when i was on the train station coming back from the barnsley game and some drunken villa hooligans asked me what i thought to the game. Luckily, my scarf was hidden and the standard 'referee was blind' response satisfied them. The fools!!!

aggressive pigeons

LMAO!!

Also, people that attract aggressive pigeons, even if that person is on the phone, and not even there in person!

Stop stalking them then!

It's the other way round Trace, the Cat seems to have a following lol, and they don't take no for an answer.

He's pulled some pigeons then?

WOW  GO CAT!!!



lol



Pet hate of mine:   Bloody work

People that say one thing and do another     <<<<  really psses me off!


EDIT:   2000 TV Channels and nothing to watch.

bunny boilers

toy girls

false pretences

cheating at quizzes

google

microsoft

weight watchers

chicken nuggets

bunny boilers

kebabs

toys r us

shopping for shoes

shopping for anything

men's cleansing products

relegation zones

people who panic

people who don't panic when I panic

panicking

nerves

bunny boilers

Yep. Or the wife says. "Does this dress make me look fat".?

and you say "NO, It's the fat that makes you look fat"

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I Forgot the most annoying thing in the world off my list:



BONO

Oh Nakor .. you are my hero :)

Having no pickle when I really crave it!

being all in with a nuts straight only to be beat by flush with the turn and river coming to complete the other guys flush :(

This smiley...  ;goodvevil;

I lurrve that smiley :)

Looking forward to playing the New Player $2000 freeroll on 32 Red  only to realise that your registration 3 DAYS AGO didnt work 1 minute after the tourney had started :(

Pegging it home for an 11pm comp on Stars, switching the PC on at 10:57pm, firing Stars up at 10:59pm only to recieve the 'There is an update  available' message, and missing the damn comp!

commuting
Hammersmith
my broken ipod
idiots

Scary and true. He does get attacked by them!

It's also true what Jane said, during the summer we were enjoying the sun lying on the grass in leicester square when the cat rang, as soon as the pigeons heard his voice they started attacking me!!

Nah James, nothing to do with the Cat, the wind changed and they caught a rather Fishy smell

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People who start threads that never end?

3030 posts and counting.... :D

People who always call with the flush draw, no matter what the odds, and hit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*cough* why not?   It usually does  :D                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ;scarymoment;

What's the problem with that.

Are we elitist and clique on blonde all of a sudden?

The number of posts a person has made doesn't mean anything to me. If someone has made 10 posts they have just as much right to be heard as if they had made 10,000.

That being said, I do see your point. The number of posts a person has made does not necessarily reflect the amount they have contributed to poker discussion. My point is that this should be irrelevant anyway.

Not having any money!  :(

Sometimes Poker is one of my biggest hates - seriously

 :o

Yeah same here, when I'm on a losing streak, most of the time I love it though

to move 120 miles away from a great job for one reason n then that goin tits up!

I once moved 10,500 miles to a job that didn't exist...

I had a great time anyway, so I'm sure your situation is more annoying than mine was.

whats the sayin "things can only get better"??
 ;pokergods;

mmmh!

not very many.

folk that dont signal at roundabouts and middle lane drivers...

the fact that there are over 2000 members here and as yet i`v met about 6 of them personally....a bloody long way to go yet. I always like to put a face and a voice to a name..

Bono
Northwest Airlines
Jaguar "sealed for life" gearboxes
Housebuilders
Neighbours (not the tv program)
the BB bloody C
Neighbours (the tv program)
Bono
working
4 weekly salaries (whats that all about ?)
43 minute Peter Kay Live show DVD at £15.99
Holiday Inn Hotels
Budget Rent-a-car
crap christmas presents
Political correctness
Nigerians (dishonest ones at least)
Vauxhall Astras (oh my poor back)


Im sure there is more....

I'm in the sorry and good luck brigade, and I do mean it (most of the time!). I'll say good luck to everyone when I get put out, especially if theres guys I know at the table. Double especially if its blondites who remain.

I appologise if I make an embarrassing play and then suck out. I'm only appologising for my apparent bad play though. Empathy kicks in, and I know how I'd feel if the roles where reversed. I'd also get annoyed with the <insert insult here> for saying sorry and not meaning it! lol. Or if I put out a friend, i'll say sorry then too.

people who have a very loud conversation  (normally about tv/football) close to you (usually on the train/or in queue)  whilst at least making eye contact at you, then give you the death stare when add your (small) opinion.
losing £50 in three days on poker
people who can drive well but laugh off not being able to parallel park, it ain't funny!
when you ask someone for the time and hmm and har like it's the choa of the centry.

Waiting for someone else to pull their finger out and do their job, then you can do yours!!!!

People who push past you to press the button on the pedestrian crossing in a city centre on a Saturday afternoon. Do they genuinely believe the green man won't come if they don't tell it to.

REVISION!  >:(

I'm revisiong at the moment and it's so horrible! Especially as the topic in question is Sociology: Religion! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! It's not about different religions it's about the functions of religion in society etc etc. I can't wait until Friday afternoon when it'll all be over! Roll on the weekend!

Agreed! I too am revising at the moment, had an end of semester exam today in Cisco Networks, THE most boringly complicated subject ever  :o (and after no sleep for the last 2 days) 2 assignments to be handed in for tomorrow, and then Final exams next week.... Eeeeeek!

Oh, and another annoying thing, Exams that don't start until 6pm!   ;technophobe;

Sodding EXAMS!   FULL STOP!

I had one today and my head is mashed, a colleague took it before me and really put the wind up me about it.  As it was it was a piece of p**s, but the panic on the lead up to it today fried my brain.  lol

Lesson learnt here - take my exam before she takes hers!

Ok not annying  ,but very tiring .
3  of my kids ill at once , Baby Katie has chest infection , William and Ben have tonsilitis  :(
Seems like all i'm doing lately is visiting the doctors  :(

a k yboard with th  missing  l tt r   " ".   :dontask:

I'm having a similar problem, i'm on my laptop and the little mousepad thingy majingy isn't working properly, it takes 3 steps forward and 2 back lol! Grrr!

People who say 'gg' to me when I've just donked away all my chips in true  ;fish; style on level 1.

(Norse Horse please take note...   :D )

One buggy with a flat tyre and the other has broken rain cover  >:( >:( >:(

Playing a 1500 free roll and down to 30 left out of 370+   , i'm doing ok in the top ten.
In walks Paul ,  leaves me playing till down to 20 then kinda takes over  :( gets to 2.40am both knackered and he goes all in and WE finnish 8th ( i think )
Moral of the story ............ LEAVE ME ALONE WHEN I'M PLAYING POKER grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  :blonde:

Anyway he now $35 xtra   in his account lol