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Today I would like you all to celebrate that I now have a clean driving licence since 6 months after I passed a week after my 18th birthday cheers.

 ;mexicanwave; ;letsparty; ;mexicanwave;

Bizarre reason for a celebration.

I've had a clean license for over 20 years, think I'll drive down the pub to celebrate.

I think he means its now clean after his points have come off. First time since he was 18. I think
;carlocitrone;

That is correct

get drunk and drive back? ;)

Nearly blotted my clean licence yesterday.

Was doing a ton+ on an empty motorway and a copper shot up behind me and pulled me.

Slapped my wrists and let me off with a warning.

I run good :D

Sigh, woulda be been so much funnier if you got points.

Why would he let you off with a warning when you are doing 100?

No one should be let off with a warning doing 100.

Maybe he didn't have a clock on my speed? By time he'd caught upto me I was slowing down for the exit slip.

Also I was the only car on the motorway at the time.

the clock may be correct

Only car on the motorway is a complete irrelevance, tried it once as a defence, got points lol

lol how do you have a license let alone a clean one.


you run absolutely golden, I got a 1month ban for exactly the same thing.

i got caught doing 108 on a clear night no other cars and got a court summns.

lucky i got let off with a 28 day ban and a 120 pound fine wiiiiii

Yea but I didnt get caught ;)

A) he was solo
B) he didn't have a reading of my speed
C) he accepted my bribe of all my takings
D) I tickled his bum with my tongue

i heard a story once about two guys that got caught doing 170mph in a porche.

they paid through the nose for a lawyer who found a loophole in court.

because the police lost sight of the car between first sight and stopping them they couldnt prove who was driving haha

I've heard numerous stories about innocent people being killed because of idiots who think the police are the stupid ones.

so much anger.... so little sense....

must be one of the only people my age who hates speeding

I thought all 40 year olds started to slow down when driving?

i dont drive :)

Oh yeah I forgot the good old days looking at your diary with your taxi to work stories  ;)

now that I lol'ed at.

yeah ffs what a stupid waste of money that was

I used to be an absolute idiot driver for many years and use to be flat out from A-B wherever I was driving.

I used to have reasonably powerful cars too, so used to try and beat record times between home and London etc.

I soon wound my neck in when I managed to land myself a nice 6month ban for totting up, the thing was I was lucky to only get the TT99 and 6 months.

I already had 9 points, then received no less than 4 tickets through the post early 2007 from the summer of 06. Didn't go down too well when I went to court that's for sure, even less so when I requested to keep my license as I travelled around the country playing poker and to lose it would be inconvenient :D

Nowadays I'll often creep over 70, but can't remember the last time I went much over 80mph and it definitely saves on the fuel bills too :)

I celebrated even more than you Girgy on July 30th. That was the six month deadline after I was stopped for a couple of driving offences on January 30th. One offence was 6  -8 points and I already had 9 when I was pulled so,I knew I would be banned.

Two months later when I still hadn't got a court summons I checked out the legal time limit ( posted a thread on here as well asking if anyone knew) and found out it was six months. Times up, no summons, 3 of my points have gone off during this period so now down to 6. Not particularly proud of it or anything, but still happy I didn't lose my licence. Thing is I got so used to not having a car now that I'm not sure if I will bother. Figured if I do get another one I'm only delaying the inevitable as I'm not a slow driver, so probably safer for me and everyone else if I stick with public transport.