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Ok, I get my haircut very infrequently, although when I do, I go to my girlfriends best friend in Gib to do it.

She is very good, competent and a very very nice girl. I think she perhaps sturggles a little financially, and wants to further herself by going to courses in London and getting better and maybe one day having own salon etc.

I went at 12pm to get my haircut and was greeted by her.

pre flop: during the head massarge/wash there was no hot water, she was very apologetic but it was actually freezing and a little uncomfortable

flop/turn: she took her time, went into detail, offered me a drink and did a very competent job and I was thinking when facing the turn bet that on the river it would be around £30 to call, or something similar.

river: history is that last time it came to £10 and I gave her £15 and let her keep the change.

She told me it was £11, I give her a £20 and a £5 and say take £15. Maybe this is just due to some rustyness and inexperience and a £20 would have sufficed. She said, no no Patrick, I can not accept. I insisted it was fine.

She then closed the till and said thank you so much, you make my day and gives me a polite friendly cuddle and wishes me good day.

I have made an error and I can either walk away or tell her I actually gave her £25.

Whats my line?

Take it on the chin without even blinking. Nothing you can do after you leave the shop for certain, even before then I'm unlikely to say something unless i thought it was a scam.

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she's pwned you there mate, taken the most exploitative strat possible vs the haircut fish

serves you right, move down to where they respect your haircut tarrifs.

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do you feel like youve been slowrolled?

very good

Results?

Tricky, depends on live reads..
Looks like she's flopped the stone cold nuts on what is a pretty wet board
turn is fine maybe get a tea or coffee though
and river line sucks, last time she made it £10 now its £11
I honestly think making it £25 then leaving is suitable
seems to me she sounds overwhelmed with the river bet
and telling her you actually under raised here and are expecting change may crush her soul a little

I'm not surprised she was confused, why on earth would you give her a £20 note and a £5 note when you are trying to give her £15?

Give her a score and ask for a deep sea change.

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Cliffs: You take exploitable lines, you gonna get exploited.

Also, if you want helpful replies please don't post results.

Yeh wtf is with giving £25 and asking for £10 change. It's still one note!

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Yeah, it's never nice when you get rinsed, particularly by someone whose play is Head and shoulders above yours.

Er excuse me,


I made the original joke, obviously too subtle for some people.

Apologies, my brain gets drawn more towards the word "rack" than "stack"

Go figure.  :D

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Also £5 are scrappy as fuck, 20s queens head all facing to me as I open the wallet please.

also Gib £5 are even worse, so thought getting a £10 would be really good.

So you really wanted to give the hairdresser the shitty note in exchange for one of her nice crisp notes?

You haven't mentioned how fit this bird is. Obv directly correlated with how much you should tip.

Just like the valets at DTD. Bring me a coke and you're getting £1 or £2 depending on one thing and one thing alone.

Stack size :D

I'm glad I wasn't the only person that did this  ;D

Mitch or Stato to print this out for your return from South America... frothy coke Sir?