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A Friend of mine is on holiday with some friends in cuba and had this situation crop up, said I should post it here and canvas opinion!

Also, please don't go making guesses as to who it is as i won't say :P

The Story, C&P from our chat earlier...


“So I’m in a nice hotel in Cuba chilling in the Jacuzzi, decide to go to the sauna for a bit. In there is a very hot girl and no-one else. WAL obv. We get to talking, she’s Cuban, lives in the city, just here on holiday and leaves later on that day.
Since I’ve got a balla suite with an ocean view room, I ask if she wants to check it out, she says yes and we leave, she loves the room obv we get on great. I find out she’s here with her family, and she’s 17! Still really hot though, no problem there, still legal and I’m early 20s so it’s not a big difference (I tell her I’m 21 (because I don’t know the Spanish for 19 in the moment lol)). Anyway, she’s still in her bikini and says she’s gonna go and get changed and then come back if I wanted? (Don’t think she’s blowing me off fwiw, just think she doesn’t want to stay in her wet bikini all afternoon).
“Yes fine, see you soon” I say.
Boom. Feeling pretty good. I was planning to spend the afternoon grinding, but obv sacking that off now. 20 minutes goes by, I’m thinking maybe she’s having a shower, or taking a while to make herself look incred for me . More time passes, it gets to an hour. Ffs, I give up and go to get some lunch, maybe I’ll spot her around the pool again, but pretty resigned at this point.
Have lunch, no sight of her, figure I’ve misread her and she’s just blown me off. Reg up for my afternoon grind. 10 minutes in, I’ve got 8 tables going and am in for about $1500 worth of stuff.
Knock knock knock.
You kidding me?!
What would you do?!
Obviously I let her in, but do you carry on playing and just chat with her, or do you swallow the money and just sitout of everything?
Bear in mind I rated my chances of ‘sealing the deal’ about  4/10 (She’s only 17, on holiday with family, everyone here is quite religious, girls have scary protective fathers - probs not putting out just yet, though you never, might run good…). Also bear in mind she’s leaving later that day, BUT lives in Havana where I’m flying out from, so may get to see her again for the last few days of my trip.

Thoughts. I gave my opinion but wont share that here :)

could just see to her in the 5 to break then carry on grind as normal?

nah, few things to consider, how much to his bankroll is $1500? is he ugly? (if yes, snap sitting out of tables because this chance aint gonna come around too often)

message someone to take over games.

Disconnect internet  so that you can get it through if they ask why someone else was playing and bring on the sub....


Hope your friend heaters your comps for a double win....

From what he's said it seems like a 9Ts vs AJo match up with the latina....

Hope you spike a 9 ball corner pocket for  a bit of afternoon delight ;karabiner;

Even if you don't then it's an afternoon with a beautiful woman over a day grinding comps  ;sexybanana;

Seems like he could spend the afternoon with her and grind the comps at the same time, then meet up with her for a proper date before the end of the holiday?

hes either gotta pie them off completely, or pie her off. cant expect her to sit there all afternoon when hes not giving her full attention, and she will politly tell him to gtfo when he asks for a later date.

its the lass's last day on hols, and she's decided to spend it with him, chances are higher than 4/10 imo, and if not, hes gonna get an afternoon to enjoy with a nice lass, and hopefully put the graft in to get a second date later on

Log off the computer and log on to her. More to life then poker  ;hide;

Tap that

For $1.5k you could buy some time with some incred women and your chances are slightly higher than 4/10... Defo getting someone to take over the comps for me.

OK so everyone just condones sharing poker accounts with people now?

How rolled are you? If $500 is a huge chunk of your roll, play on. If you're abs loaded, shut that laptop down imop

if you turn down the girl and brick all the tournaments imagine how depressed you are going to feel...

If you close the poker client and still dont get any, at least you tried!

I am assuming everyone knows to replace Cuba/n with Columbia/n in this story? and it didn't end up going anywhere.

You get in trouble for saying that round these parts mate  :D

I would disconnect and there is a chance you may get refunds from the site. As you get older you pretty much know what is nailed on and not just a flirt.

Dave ended up with a girl he was in a lift with so guess his advice would have been sound. Flushy actually got a picture of her



























(http://i1175.photobucket.com/albums/r631/smashedagain/61E3359D-D7C9-480B-8402-F3EA8227FAF4-124-000000223AF1E2CA.jpg)

Might as well play poker then........

Real answer. Switch the pc off you fecking idiot!!!!!

Wisdom in this thread.

Tactical internet disconnection for the greater good.....

Everyone does it under 30 ffs

Depends on bankroll obviously. Presumably you just teamviewer it and hope for the best. Can always come back if you make ft and sort a deal out. Kinda shady but w/e.

Do stars allow you to "dc" and have someone else play? Thought full tilt allowed this and stars didnt.

Your friend rates his chances of having afternoon sexy times with a foreign 17yr-old on a family holiday within an hour or so of meeting her at 40%. Nearer the truth to think it's about 2%. Then you gotta factor in his 'seal the deal' mentality which brings it down to >1%. However, that's still pretty good odds for an internet grinder so power off imo.

Whilst taking your post with a huge dose of trollface.jpeg, I will respond. Friend is a young foreign male, who clearly has some gold to his name. Female is young, attractive, and has returned to his hotel room having been in a jacuzzi with him. Has she returned for scrabble? Also, the internet grinder stereotype is hardly relevant when he is ballin' it up in Cuba...

Surely he can just sit out for the 38 seconds required here.

Doubt he'll even miss a blind level.

Just rest the laptop on her back.

And then go all in.

Yeah I was only joking. Obv you are right, this girl has almost certainly come round for quick sex before she heads off to the airport with her family. He should just flop it straight out and get her sucking him off while he plays Stars imo.

Maybe she if she has an older sister/(s) too!

Obs no brainer...........

Ikr, obv just grind and tell her to gtfo, shouldn't have kept him waiting so long.

Ha ha. Yeah you'd never spend all night in a bar giving a 16 year old all the patter :)

 ;marks;

Go for the direct approach and try and wangle and answer.  Tell her that you are a professional poker player who earns shit loads of cash!  Tell her you have just registered for some afternoon tourneys and ask her if she knows how to play poker and if she would like to learn?  Of course she will need to sit in your lap so that you can let her have control of the mouse whilst you ‘teach’ her the ropes.  Hopefully she will feel the throbbing of your dobbin and either get amongst it or will think you’re a total freak and leave. 
Either way if she is keen, you get the chance to try whilst you play! Tell her if she wins you will split the cash with her at the end of the day, and take her out for a slap up meal! 
If she does get giddy with it, I’m sure you will quite happily let the tourneys sit out 

Jog the poker on and focus on the female!

/thread

Hilariously/disgustingly enough I have ANOTHER friend in a similar spot about 18 months ago, wasn't on holiday but he had to sack online tournaments off for meeting a girl, I jokingly said to him whilst he was doing it "hope it's not a bad time of the month mate" he got a bit frenzied at the comment and only went and asked her!

H(ilarious)orrible.

He got there there though, so she's prolly a keeper...

Wins.


Close Second.

make sure you hit your back door gutshot

Some of the above replies seem to be guys who obv are still waiting for their first shag.  Maybe should try and get a female perspective :)

aye, theres not much worse on a date then whipping out a bit of poker banter

lol at grinding in the first place

This. Quality.

Would have thought the answer isn't get a friend to post it on a poker forum in the hope of getting a straight answer.

I am obv way too old and jaded to post in this thread :(

not enough love for this imo..

<3

it sure didn't