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I don't think it's just hubris, and I know it seems short, but I am something like a 3/1 shot to final the 5 hundo at DTD this weekend.

I just wanted to put up my own fan page so any good lucks, and applause for some of my plays over the weekend, can be put here rather than on the main update thread.

Wheat from the chaff and all that.

Also, any good wishes for my virgin gimp horse, Lord Scunthorpe, can be placed here too

BoB

nailed on

Played extremely well the last DTD final a few weeks ago.

This is obviously going to be a softer field

Good luck

Good luck to one of my life heroes. Not a poker hero tho, 'cause you're shit and just run good :) xx

GLGLGL  in on page 1

Oh, its nice that you named this diary after Chompy's diary :)

Prob won't make page 2 anyways.

Awesomely self deprecating, as expected.

3/1? A steal.

Good luck Glenda. You know where the Car Park is, right?

:-) Yours not far off the same

Anyway, thanks all, i feel the momentum is gathering, I can feel it in my loins

11-2 was valoo, 3-1 a bit tight. You're plain out of your depth at this level tbh.

Anyone lay me £10 @ 3's?

 ;booder;

So, I arrived an hour and a half late. Now cruised up to 95 k and looking to wait and triple up last level. Someone just asked if I satellited in when I had put him to the test with he's overpair to the board.   not sure why he asked

I'm on the table next door, but can tell Glenn is bossing his table and vlikely to have 500k by the end of the day if he doesn't get unlucky.

Sicko.

Beast.

Legend.

Epic.

Gogogo met.

10%

Rest

1.81.

Congrats on 2 pages.

Jonny Chapman is my hero

 Made a few mistakes by playing hands. Down and then up to 80k. Tbf, only scotty ' yes i am on tv' to worry about. His awesome

Chip count pls

Exo diary, vwp, looking forward to this won.

Regards to Sky's no.1 pundit Scotty.

Got that number for DTD now if you still need he'm?

Thought Thigh had created a new diary then...

130k.tbf, think my odds should shorten in this field

Asked for a chop yet?

500k yet?

This diary might make a day 2.  298k at last break. Oh yes.  2 more levels to win

Fk it, I'll have 20%.

glglgl

Well do we have to look into day 2

Day 2 is a go.

314k to end the day, probably enough imo

Still happy to back at 3's serious bet if anyone will lay

In the well with nirvana please.

Top 5 players at Luton. Excluding yourself obv.

Like (not a big like but more of a Facebook like)

I'll lay u 3/1 for a £500 bet ? p.s your saying Nirvarna is gonna final, and I'm dis agreeing with you right?

^ If I have the above statement right, then I'll take anything up to £500, if you want it, post it in this thread by the time day 2 starts and the bet is on, gl.

P.S. gl Nivarna, not trying to anti rail you, but think it's a great bet considering the field size left in... :)

You're not wrong Dreenie. Flushy, please keep yr hands in yr pockets. Ive woken up with a headache which is a game changer. Im on the drift..

9/2 on the streets of Kegworth

Best of Blonde.  Poker Player want to syndicate.

Vbol today cream rises to the top and all that.

Yikes!

Glgl today but you seem to of missed Viney's top five question?

Crush a couple of ibuprofes on your cornflakes, put your flip flops on and got get'em ta.

Wow, that's a relief, Carpark      .....    reading the Fred title I thought you only had 3 days left before that B&Q pond pump in your chest gave up the ghost.


Gl Gl with the card twattery - two, or three, bottles of Vin Rouge should bring home next month's sponsorship of the Luton G's cash tables.


Also, as you've got (much) older you're turning into a right Media Moth!

Gogogo Glenda

Like vinnis lunch the other day. WPT winners and losers in this thread.

Top 5 in luton pretty hard these days.
1. Vinni obv
2. Hurts but could be Big Dean
3. Firat
4. Loofah van toss
5. Could be lalit, Edna, Dick, chandra, tom or harry.

As loofah sympathetically points out I have no pulse. Pond pump in, batteries charged, let's head to. DtD, probably the best cardroom in the world.

Wanna swim with the devilfish. Tom Myland too

 Steady start, up to over 600k in 35 mins, pretty awesome cardskills tbf. Table broke into spontaneous applause after one of my plays

Ahrt

Gogogo!

Much in the Sunday broadsheets, nirvana?

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COME ON NIRVANA 80 LEFT

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He's a lot more handsome than I imagined.

In a rugged, old bloke sort of way.

Phew......

lol - come on glen.....do it for the fans

Oh man. Just lost a 900k pot, AK v 77. It's only ace high.250k and the dream is nearly over. Dear camel, thanks :)

Nirvana gets 482k in pre with  Ad Js
called by the  Ac Qc of Ian Gwynne
flop -  9d 3s 2h
Not over yet sports fans...
turn -  Jc
River -  Jd
Nirvana up to 1 million, Gwynne down to 260k


They tried to take him down, but the dream lives on.....

oi oi

<3 goooooooooooooo

This guy didn't approve of our hero's play....

Strawchewer has never played Luton

Pretty sure strawchewer is Chompy's duplicate account.

Yeh 20bbs AJ and AQ.

WHAT ARE THESE GUYS PLAYING AT?!

I'd fold down to 5xbb and see.

No idea what Glenn is up to.

It's not a Wednesday at Luton, Glenn.

Gooooooo on Glen - funking hard, nobody else matters lol

Do it for the Luton regs and you may up your ranking from 6 to 3

This diary can now be put to rest. Made day 3, which is an incred result by any standards. It's no shame to be outlasted by mercurial talents such as Fox, Perrins and Tom Myland.

Speaking of Tom Myland - hat's off, he let himself blind down to, I think, around 25k chips around the bubble - 1 or 2 blinds - kept looking around expecting to see him shekking hands and heading off but like the proverbial S to a B, he survived and is still there. This is gonna be an endless brag from Tom I feel, FOLs.

Must say thanks to you all for the good luck's and stuff - much appreciated and definitely helps from a motivational angle.

As usual with poker, met and shared tables with a lot of good people. Managed to mangle a hand with Stuart Barnett (honeybadger) and asked and got some good hand analysis. One day I will think on my feet at the level some of these guys do. Nice guy to boot.

Whenever I've seen Stuart Fox at a table he's tended to look very focused and a bit dour. Spent quite a lot of time at a table with him yesterday. Seems another very nice bloke and so good luck to him today. Been grinding a bowl for about 6 hours already so would be a great result for him.

Exit was a bit of a shambles - 3b  Ahrt Ad to 200K over an 85K open at 20-40 and was called. Flop was a pretty miserable looking  Tc Jc Qs. Check check. Turn was  2c. A very decent player, imo, shoves quite a large overbet to the 500K in the middle. Pretty polarised I guess. I had around 800K so really searched myself to find a pass, really wanted to pass, nearly passed, thought 'this is a pass, show how good you are and pass', so I called. He had Kc Qc obviously. Then walked past Tom on another table being hilarious about my exit, which was great :-)

OK, so diary over, great fun. DTD as ever was great and sincere good lucks to the remaining contenders. Sean to win would be good - provided a lot of laughs in his diary thread and looks like he's playing very well.

Lovely report, plenty of respect for your oppos, proper bloke you.

Was proud of your effiorts this weekend Glenn, especially considering how things were with health & that a while back.

If you want your hands analysing in Luton, you only have to ask.

Very Very Well done mate...lots of love Evil  xx

For me I found it quite a disappointing performance to dribble away before FT. Thought FT was min expectation for a man of your capabilities. Must have been the headache.

lol, agreed, pathetic

Aw, thanks Edna, the lord loves a tryer :-)

Good performance - and for having such exquisite self control whilst walking past the Burbling Buffoon of Snorebens on your exit   ...     I would like to invite you to join myself, and Rockstar, in the soon to be held' Luton Reality Cluedo One Off' (and no prizes for guessing the victim).

I firmly believe that yourself wielding a length of lead pipe in the library could be answer to ridding the poker world of Mr Graceless.

Ul & wp Glen.