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The reviews are funny as fk! lolzers!!! Scroll down

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000KKNQBK/b3ta-21

The reviews are done by some Internet prankster, a pal at work showed me loads of them! Still brilliant read!

yh, didn't think it was lots of diff random people. still cracked me up thou.

These Internet pranksters aye Sov! Aint they got better things to do?

It's crazy, they are reviewing products that they probably have never bought! Mad stuff, I guess the Internet enables this type of thing. I am interested in a genuine review but arent sure where to look.

yes but this is funny

522 of 545 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars In the words of the B9 Robot from Lost in space "Danger Will Robinson Danger!", 14 April 2012
By Ramdizzle "Ramsay" (UK) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Well like 90% of the reviews on the page. I would say we have all suffered from making the terrible mistake of vandalizing ones self in ways which we shouldn't.

If you are keen player in the arts of "BDSM" or "Sadomasochism", be my guest, this product will certainly bring you pleasure. However if you are a run of the mill bloke trying to remove some unwanted hair from some unwanted places, this product will make you cry.

I obviously wanted to sport the longer look, which let not beat around the bush (no pun intended) makes any man feel better about themselves (well it does me anyways). I'm also a fairly hairy individual, so this product is certainly useful as it's near to impossible to shave my own back.

However when applied to the genital region, the first couple of minutes you stand there looking at it, trying to sniff the air to see if you can smell that horrible burning hair smell (which i couldn't). You then realise after a few more moment's that your smile has changed into a very neutral position. I don't really read instructions in life. I treat them as if they were that EULA thing when you install software or start an Xbox game, and you just click next.

Anyhow, all I can say is that I would not need a flame on a stick going through a dark tunnel or cave. I could simply wack my bollocks out. Yes you guessed it bright red and pretty painful. But I do look hung. Anyhow would I do it again, maybe in a few months. My skins pretty resilient, so it's not to sensitive, but I guess if you are a ginger or generally have light fair sensitive skin you may find out the hard way and wake up one morning with a extremely high voice and notice you have no more testicles and being officially classed as a eunuch.

There are some crackers...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

Never used this stuff on myself but have helped a girl out a few times. Amazing stuff

im considering using it on my ball bag n bum hole, .

Thoughts?....

That would collect more sponsorship money than running a half marathon :)

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oh and not just this specific product - see also the reviews on the 'People who viewed this' suggestions

be prepared to lose a day of your life though...

Genius

Yesterday I was a bed ridden, drug addled alcoholic with no hope, no future.
Then I bought this.
Now I'm a bed ridden, drug addled alcoholic with no hope, no future, but with a 20" Canvas of Paul Ross.
You just never know what lies around the corner.

Haha, wp

"However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children."

 rotflmfao

I've laughed so hard at some of them!