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Title: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: tikay on November 20, 2012, 08:17:20 AM

....then please join me in wishing the man who makes it possible the happiest of birthdays.

Fred is in it's 10th month, has nearly 21,000 replies, & has placed 855 bets so far.

Every single one of those bets can be seen on the Spready, which is kept up to date with meticulous accuracy. Without the Spready, Fred could not exist, & we would have missed a whole bunch of fun.

The happiest of birthdays to MereNovice.

Oh, & as you may have noticed, not only is Mere pedantic, obdurate, stubborn, & a stickler for corrrect use of language, but he squirms at poorly-constructed prose & wordage. So make your birthday wishes as corny & poorly constructed & spelt as you can. That would really make him bristle.

 


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: tikay on November 20, 2012, 08:17:53 AM

Happy Birthday Mere, you are always there for us, win or loose.


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: Chompy on November 20, 2012, 08:23:45 AM
Happy birthday too you, its you're special day


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: tikay on November 20, 2012, 08:24:22 AM

Excellent, yo'uve got the idea.


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: Graham C on November 20, 2012, 08:26:30 AM
Happy Birthday Mere, hope your having a great day :)


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: class on November 20, 2012, 08:29:18 AM
Happy annual celebration of your journey through the birth canal.


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: pokerfan on November 20, 2012, 08:30:28 AM
Appy birfday dude !


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: millidonk on November 20, 2012, 08:32:19 AM
Tavalodat Mubarak doostam


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: Dewi_cool on November 20, 2012, 08:34:24 AM
Penblwydd hapus  :respect:


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: Simon Galloway on November 20, 2012, 08:34:54 AM
Harpy Birfdee


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: typhoon13 on November 20, 2012, 08:37:13 AM

Cor blimey, av a gud un boy


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: Rubbish2407 on November 20, 2012, 08:46:29 AM
Have a grate day.
 


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: Ant040689 on November 20, 2012, 09:06:12 AM
myyyyrrrrrrrrrr


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: Horneris on November 20, 2012, 09:06:48 AM
happy bday novicey, you are a beacon of hope


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: edgascoigne on November 20, 2012, 09:08:55 AM
Happy Birthday Mere.

Are appreciation for your sterling work nos know bounds.


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: TommyD on November 20, 2012, 09:12:16 AM
Happy Birthday MN!!


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: Matt.NFFC. on November 20, 2012, 09:13:02 AM
Happy birthday Merespreadsheet........dont drink two mutch.


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: Tal on November 20, 2012, 09:13:14 AM
Thank you for being Fred's answer to George Bernard Shaw, who (with his wife) received the following acknowledgment in T.E. Lawrence's Seven Pillars of Wisdom:

"Thanks to Mr. and Mrs. Bernard Shaw for countless suggestions of great value and diversity: and for all the present semicolons."

Lawrence rewrote the book twice, including once when he left a manuscript on a train at Reading (which I find utterly delicious).

He never made a penny from the book, as he recognised that making money from a book about his wartime experiences would be seen as improper. How times have changed.

Mr Bernard Shaw once wrote A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.

Many happy returns.


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: RED-DOG on November 20, 2012, 09:58:48 AM
You haven't got no class Mere.

I really hope you don't get nothing for your birthday.


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: Laxie on November 20, 2012, 10:12:18 AM
Merry Birthday Mere!  Hope its a good un!


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: Marky147 on November 20, 2012, 10:29:40 AM
Happy birthday Meer. hope that you're day is a good won!


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: bobby1 on November 20, 2012, 10:30:36 AM
Appy birthday Mr No Vice


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: Chompy on November 20, 2012, 10:30:55 AM
To-day or tommorow?


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: Karabiner on November 20, 2012, 10:44:04 AM
Many happy return's.


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: rfgqqabc on November 20, 2012, 12:00:10 PM
Gratz bro


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: doubleup on November 20, 2012, 01:41:01 PM

Happend
Acommodate
Posession
Persistant
Yeild

Buisness
Incidently
Realy
Tendancy
Honourary
Definately
Apparantly
Yeer


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: Tal on November 20, 2012, 02:04:42 PM
Even I felt sick reading that!


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: TheDazzler on November 20, 2012, 02:43:25 PM
Breithlá shona duit.


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: ripple11 on November 20, 2012, 06:14:21 PM

Fantastic work on the spready ;applause;

Wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji urodzin


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: scotty2hatty on November 20, 2012, 07:32:24 PM
Happy birthday sir


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: Big_D on November 20, 2012, 07:56:18 PM
Happy Birthday Vincent!!


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: MereNovice on November 21, 2012, 12:05:53 AM
Thank you all for your most kind comments.
It's really very sweet of you and I'm hardly embarrassed at all.

Good luck to you all.


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: celtic on November 21, 2012, 01:44:32 AM
Happy birthday Mere. Hope it was a good day.


Title: Re: If you follow Fred.........
Post by: JaffaCake on November 22, 2012, 01:20:25 AM
Have a grate day!