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Title: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Post by: bobAlike on December 25, 2012, 12:00:18 PM This thread is dedicated to all the Christmas Cracker Joker writers from around the world who horrify us each and every year.
Here's a couple I had the displeasure of hearing/reading today. Q. What happened when the wizard turned a naughty boy into a hare? A. He's still rabibiting on about it. Q. Why did the man with the pony tail go to the doctors? A. He was feeling a little hoarse Title: Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Post by: Tal on December 25, 2012, 01:41:01 PM I went to the local market and got a job lot for about 10p each.
First one says... What lies at the bottom of the sea and quivers? A woolly jumper Bloody discount crackers... Title: Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Post by: pokerfan on December 25, 2012, 03:22:21 PM Q. Who conquered half the world, laying eggs along the way ?
A. Attila the hen. Q. What did the tie say to the hat ? A. You go on ahead and I'll hang around. Title: Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Post by: rfgqqabc on December 25, 2012, 04:25:30 PM What wobbles and flies?
A jellycopter! Title: Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Post by: Tal on December 25, 2012, 04:55:37 PM Actual one:
What time is it when an elephant sits on your TV? Time to get a new TV Title: Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Post by: Waz1892 on December 25, 2012, 05:36:04 PM What did Father Christmas say to Mrs Christmas as he stared out of the window....
"Looks like reindeer" Title: Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Post by: bobAlike on December 25, 2012, 05:42:53 PM Doctor, doctor, I fell like a Christmas bell.
Well take these pills and if they don't work give me a ring. Title: Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Post by: pokerfan on December 25, 2012, 05:49:43 PM What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede ?
Bacon and legs. That might just be the greatest, saw it posted on twitter. Title: Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Post by: bobAlike on December 25, 2012, 05:59:07 PM That has no place here. Too good.
Title: Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Post by: Tal on December 25, 2012, 06:09:50 PM What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time?
One day my prints will come. Title: Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Post by: smashedagain on December 25, 2012, 06:24:44 PM Which of the Christmas foods can't you trust?
The min spies Title: Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Post by: david3103 on December 25, 2012, 07:55:33 PM Why does an elephant have four feet?
He'd look really silly with four inches Title: Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Post by: smashedagain on December 25, 2012, 08:11:24 PM Why does an elephant have four feet? lol. That's never come out of a crackerHe'd look really silly with four inches Title: Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Post by: bobAlike on December 25, 2012, 08:55:27 PM Did you hear about the cross-eyed head master?
He couldn't control his pupils. Title: Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Post by: david3103 on December 25, 2012, 09:13:39 PM Why does an elephant have four feet? lol. That's never come out of a crackerHe'd look really silly with four inches No, but on my Mother's life I read it first on an ice-lolly stick. Title: Re: Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes Post by: smashedagain on December 25, 2012, 09:19:33 PM Why does an elephant have four feet? lol. That's never come out of a crackerHe'd look really silly with four inches No, but on my Mother's life I read it first on an ice-lolly stick. |