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No, I said a 12" pianist
 rotflmfao

Get out, yer 'Bard'...

Divin' 'eader from the 6 yard box

"I'm over here, I'm on the swings!"

"why the long face?"

I've got a puppy when I can find the bugger

Bear bum

and I said " toast !!!!"

Dr Who

Ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! (I couldn't remeber the punchline, I just remembered it was funny!)

The Aristocrats!

and he said to me "yes, I had  7d 4c and here's my bracelet to prove it"

and then they said "no seriously it WAS Tikay that won it!"

garlic?















































bread?!

"Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?"

"he was feeling marooned"

 :goodpost:

"Well you have had a Cockatoo in it"

"Six sheep, tied to a post"

"KILT? He's only ten minutes oot the house!"

Bum Bum

Is it a Basil Brush joke?  :)

I kinda cheated  cos  it's all I could think of, and Basil always ends his jokes with Bum Bum.  lmao    ;hide;

A stick

The doctor actually said she had acute angina.

Because the light bulb is burning my a**e.

I whip it out, wipe it on the curtains and she hits the f****ng roof.

One says "Cock adoodle do".The other says :"Any cock'll do" ;tk;

heres one for the Jocks ...

"Bing sings and Walt Disney"

here's one for the Tommy Cooper fans...

"I careeered off the road".

heres another one for the jocks ...


"The Referee"

No, you're the fattest.

is this the "say something about the person above you thread" :D

......"I was in this fridge"
 rotflmfao

Know it?  I f%&*ing wrote it, love!

For Hans that does the dishes can feel soft as Gervase, with mild green hairy-lipped squid.

(for TightEnd and other fans of Ian Rankin's Rebus novels)

cos it wanted to get to the other side!


^^^  I'm crap at this aren't I?  lol

shark infested custard

run like hell, he's probably got a grenade between his teeth


ahhhh.... the classics (that's not a punchline by the way..)

and he said, "Owww! You don't see many of those around here, do you!"

So the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his bottom with it.

(didn't want to say arse in case it was too rude)

Anyone can roast beef

When you start having dry dreams and wet farts

"The fare is now 70p, you're running the wrong way"

"Emmannuel Kant but Genghis Khan."

thora hird

"Sir!"

"Im not really a welder"

pretencious? Moi

"What did we put"

"Lisa Stansfield".

   No nurse, I said prick his boil.

Then the doctor said "now it's my turn to cough" ::)

You left your injun running ;D

And the gorilla said "wild? I'm absolutely livid"

also thought the world was flat. rotflmfao

Ok professor, what's the speed of dark then?   :blonde:

"Dr Who"  ::)

Pepper spray!

Said the actress to the bishop.   :kiss:

the man unzipped his flies and said "it's not your day is it love"

No I'm a german, But how did you know my name is Vaulter?

he wiped it on on the curtains

JACK

Flip Flips rotflmfao

               'Stand back Eve, I don't know how big this is gonna get!'

Tarzan checks for monkeys

"That's you, that is."

Hey!! Don't forget the coffee!

It was your mother!!!!

Damn, my radiator must be leaking.

   

     fsh


 ;fish;

"I bucked one and Tam bucked two"

Thats not my ring, thats my watch....

ha ha i know what this one is, i have the couble cassette up the stairs they two were amazing together!

wonder if anyone else can get it

I can only remember the name of one of them. There were very funny.

yes one of them went on to do more well known comedy, and teamed up with a different comedien. (and also a world cup song)

That's why I can remember him. It's the long haired one I can't. Now where did I put that Google button?

It was Newman and Baddiel (Rob Newman and David Baddiel to b exact)

i actually went along to see Rob Newman at the Kings theatre in Glasgow a few years back, and he was still hilarious!

altho nothing can beat when they were both young and together, hilarious!

Eeee-aaaaw   Eeeee-aaaaw   Eeeee-always calls me that   

So Bill said "if that stinks Ben, I'm gonna slap you one". ;yellowcard;