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That's a new one on me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_resignation


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11-11.30am 8/11
11.30-12pm 5/4
12pm-12.30pm 9/4
12.30pm-1pm 7/2
After 20/1

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Good - that'll be another thing for Tips for Tikay to get their teeth into.

We'll await Kinboshi's analysis on the market.

I think that makes him an ex-Benedict...

Never in doubt, the pre 11.30am shot is an odds-on winner

What are the odds on Richard Dawkins to be the next Pope?  Probably an outsider.

I was blessed by the Pope, me and about 5000 others but a blessing nevertheless.   Was quite impressive, he gave the blessing in about 6 different languages.  Here's my portait photograph of him, think I got his good side

I don't care what others say about you Boshi, I think you're a funny guy.

I wonder what colour smoke they have for a resignation.

Needs more bedsheets if he's going to escape from there.


My money's on Tony Blair.

Berlusconi?

I understand Julian Thew threw his hat in the ring for the job, but then withdrew when he heard the Vatican were looking for someone to report into God, rather than run like God.

Peter Odemwingie was just spotted pulling into the Vatican car Park....

I heard he resigned because he felt unable to entertain the masses in St Peter's Square as well as Julian Thew, who announced himself yesterday of the master of quads.

So what has he been caught doing?

Wonder if his name came up as part of Operation Yewtree

Has 'Arry been on yet, leaning out of his car window saying shit like "the boy done good"?

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Sex-scandals and corruption.  Sounds like the ideal candidate.

Expecting all these jokes on facebook by about Thursday

Face-Psalm.

He must be really really ill..

Odds on him dieing before the year ends 1/10 on.

Top quality tekkers Andrew.

Quite strongly hinted on the radio there might well be a revelation in the pipeline which would have made his position untenable.

That's more like it!

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Pretty sure the church won't let it come out

Think they're about to reveal that communion wafers are 60% horsemeat.

Fk me - was going to post that on Twitter but did a search first and about a million people have already done the joke.

The first line of his resignation letter is:

"Dear brothers,

I have convoked you to this consistory, not only for the three canonisations, but also to communicate to you a decision of great importance for the life of the church"

Now I consider myself to be a fairly intelligent bloke but there are two, possibly three words in that sentence that I don't understand.  Who says the church is out of touch......

Bunch of C's.

Pope resigns over alleged Mafia threat He woke to find a findus lasagne on his pillow

The resignation letter was in latin.  Which backs up your point even more strongly...

Twitter doesn't appreciate you as much as blonde, stick to your audience Andrew, I thought it was funny

andrew T twitter name pls

@drmarbles

scandalously infrequent, but amusingly droll.

Deserves much more love imo.

I hope he retires to the Netherlands

Then, when he writes his autobiography, I'll be hearing about Ex-Benedict's Holland Days

I'll get my coat.

I hope he retires to the Netherlands and takes up an equestrian persuit.

Then, when he writes his autobiography, I'll be hearing about the Ex-Benedict's Holland Days Horse.

I'll get both coats.

;applause;

Brilliant paddy power have Dawkins at 666/1 for next pope

The anti Christ

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