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Title: renny999 Post by: RED-DOG on June 20, 2005, 02:00:04 PM welcome to the forum, tell us all about yourself. renny999, are you the indigestion police?
Title: Re: renny999 Post by: Scottish Dave on June 20, 2005, 02:03:10 PM welcome to the forum, tell us all about yourself. renny999, are you the indigestion police? He is the Last member of our home poker evenings up in glasgow! Thats us drafted in them all, so there will be knew more surprises. Welcome Renny you ready for Friday? You better be. :-* Title: Re: renny999 Post by: patman on June 20, 2005, 02:11:51 PM red dog...he`ll probably post at 2 in the morning cos i never catch him when hes online - if i hadnt met him i`d doubt he existed ;D.
he`s the guy who`ll be trying to take my money on friday night on teacake`s home game..nlh 10 buy in. whilst trying to consume magniers cider production for the month Title: Re: renny999 Post by: Scottish Dave on June 20, 2005, 02:13:49 PM teacake`s home game..nlh 10 buy in. Ill hold you to that Patrick! lol :-* Title: Re: renny999 Post by: Rod Paradise on June 20, 2005, 03:36:20 PM As Renny's not online - I suppose it's up to his pals ;) to introduce him.....
Renny is a short, greying father of 3 who has been refered to (generously IMHO) as George Clooney's Mini-me. ;D He has shown a worrying tendency to win TPT poker games recently, some uncharitable souls have suggested that the night before he fills the Magners bottles with a non-alcoholic substitute after his poor finishes in earlier tour events. He plays football for an amateur side based in Glasgow, he claims his best position is midfield - but lately his best performances have been as "the nutter who shouts abuse at teammates, referee & opposition from the sidelines". Dunno where the 999 comes from - but have a theory it was his wife's response when he asked her to wear the candy underwear he brought home from a recent 'football' (drinking) trip to Hamburg. ;D Renny - welcome to the board :-* Title: Re: renny999 Post by: Scottish Dave on June 20, 2005, 04:09:28 PM As Renny's not online - I suppose it's up to his pals ;) to introduce him..... Dunno where the 999 comes from Oh come on Rod, you must know where the 999 comes from???? Its about you! To be honest tho i did take me a few minutes to click. Don't you remember the Night the Trip 9's kept popping up on the River, Hence your original signature '9 On The River'!! Very Whitty Renny, Complicated, but i like it :-* Title: Re: renny999 Post by: renny999 on June 20, 2005, 05:50:04 PM As Renny's not online - I suppose it's up to his pals ;) to introduce him..... Dunno where the 999 comes from Oh come on Rod, you must know where the 999 comes from???? Its about you! To be honest tho i did take me a few minutes to click. Don't you remember the Night the Trip 9's kept popping up on the River, Hence your original signature '9 On The River'!! Very Whitty Renny, Complicated, but i like it :-* Bonus points for Dave for getting the 999 reference - well done Sir ;) There's not much more to add to what Rod has already said ;D Have these reprobates mentioned that I put ALL of the them out in a single game ? That's right - ALL OF THEM ;D Title: Re: renny999 Post by: tikay on June 20, 2005, 07:51:07 PM Tell us more Renny - you busted the lot of them?
And, of course, welcome to blonde. You playing our comp on Thursday? Title: Re: renny999 Post by: renny999 on June 20, 2005, 08:31:55 PM Tell us more Renny - you busted the lot of them? Yup - every single last one of them. I was on my fourth gallon of Magners and there was a deparate choice to make - either go for a wizz or win the game. And, of course, welcome to blonde. You playing our comp on Thursday? Everyone was still in and well.... we've never relly got round to sorting the protocol when somebody needs to visit the bog. So it was pee on Patman's floor or take the lot of them out. Now I have far too much respect for Mrs. Patman so the former wasn't an option. Only one thing for it, line them up and take them out - one by one. It was nothing really ;) ;D And yes - hope to join the tourny on Thursday. Travelling with the work though but will hopefully be back in time. Title: Re: renny999 Post by: tikay on June 20, 2005, 08:38:15 PM "Go for a wizz...."
What is a wizz? Can't you lads speak properly? Jam Tarts, Tangerines, Wizzes, wassamatterwivulot?. Title: Re: renny999 Post by: Scottish Dave on June 20, 2005, 08:42:59 PM Renny - i hate to burst your bubble mate, but it was actually at my house that it happened!(doesn't really burst your bubble, but i hate gloating, unless its from myself :-* :-* :-*)
Tikay - A wizz is a Piss, Jam tart is a Heart's (heart of Midlothian Football Club) supporter! Get with the times Grandpa! ;D Title: Re: renny999 Post by: tikay on June 20, 2005, 08:50:28 PM Grandpa? GFY. Oops, sorry about that, but it gets to hurt after a while you know. 47 & called Grandad, what's the world comng to? Wizz? Ahh, watering the horses, leak, slash, jimmy. Title: Re: renny999 Post by: Robert HM on June 20, 2005, 09:19:50 PM Title: Re: renny999 Post by: tikay on June 20, 2005, 09:45:41 PM Nope, I reckon they have bought it. Hush now boys...... Title: Re: renny999 Post by: RED-DOG on June 20, 2005, 10:06:27 PM Once upon a time, there were three bears.....
Title: Re: renny999 Post by: patman on June 21, 2005, 08:42:49 AM What scares me about the possibility of rennie playing in blondite tourney is he can t even remember what house he was playing at when he knocked them all out....and for the record i wasnt playing that night
how can you read a man wi full beer goggles on - or does it say more about the calibre of opponent that night ::) Title: Re: renny999 Post by: tikay on June 21, 2005, 08:50:22 AM I can see some fierce competition for bragging rights from the Scottish lads. I wonder if one of them could actually make the Final. What a boost that would be for Scotland, to take on the English & not be totally disgraced for once, eh?
Title: Re: renny999 Post by: Rod Paradise on June 21, 2005, 09:24:06 AM Oh come on Rod, you must know where the 999 comes from???? Its about you! To be honest tho i did take me a few minutes to click. Don't you remember the Night the Trip 9's kept popping up on the River, Hence your original signature '9 On The River'!! Very Whitty Renny, Complicated, but i like it :-* I thought it might be - but I was going for pisstaking & trying to get a mention in of the candy-string thong ;D I've never had the bottle to ask Mrs R how she liked them :-[ Title: Re: renny999 Post by: Scottish Dave on June 21, 2005, 10:39:45 AM I can see some fierce competition for bragging rights from the Scottish lads. I wonder if one of them could actually make the Final. What a boost that would be for Scotland, to take on the English & not be totally disgraced for once, eh? Dont you mean, you wonder if an english person can make the final table along side Me, Patman, Div, Rod, Teacake, Renny and Ironside? (sorry dont know any more scottish from the forum) Title: Re: renny999 Post by: Scottish Dave on June 21, 2005, 10:41:04 AM I can see some fierce competition for bragging rights from the Scottish lads. I wonder if one of them could actually make the Final. What a boost that would be for Scotland, to take on the English & not be totally disgraced for once, eh? Tikey - just so you know in advance, im going to be the one, that takes your bounty! Just so you know! Title: Re: renny999 Post by: tikay on June 21, 2005, 10:44:56 AM You wish sunshine. Get in the queue of dreamers.
Title: Re: renny999 Post by: Karabiner on June 21, 2005, 10:45:37 AM Would you prefer plain chocolate or milk ?
;) Title: Re: renny999 Post by: patman on June 21, 2005, 10:51:57 AM chaps - wont be playing in this tourney as am unavailable....shame.
i see tears at bedtime here with the pre tourney bluster....usually best to let the cards do the talking.... i wont take any nationality stance and just say let the best man win...or the luckiest ;D Title: Re: renny999 Post by: tikay on June 21, 2005, 12:09:19 PM Don't be getting clever Krabiner, tug the tail of the tiger & you know what happens.
You playing it? Title: Re: renny999 Post by: Karabiner on June 21, 2005, 12:59:00 PM How could I miss it ?
Like this forum, I'll be one of the first to join ! And while I'm here, about the pot (that's you) calling the kettle (that's me) . 123 years experience ??? ??? Title: Re: renny999 Post by: Teacake on June 21, 2005, 01:22:53 PM Not bad going Renaldo, you've been a member for 2 minutes & already got your very own thread 8)
Title: Re: renny999 Post by: tikay on June 21, 2005, 01:31:08 PM Typo Karabiner, typo........ Look forward to busting you out on Thursday. Remember, if I R, I got the goods. Title: Re: renny999 Post by: Robert HM on June 21, 2005, 01:50:58 PM I can see a family pot every time you raise.
Title: Re: renny999 Post by: tikay on June 21, 2005, 01:52:34 PM Yeah, tikay raises, 9 callers........ Title: Re: renny999 Post by: TightEnd on June 21, 2005, 02:14:46 PM Yeah, tikay raises, 9 callers........ we all know he's always at it with 7-3,9-4 and 6-3 that's why. Nothing to do with bounties. Title: Re: renny999 Post by: renny999 on June 21, 2005, 02:33:53 PM Not bad going Renaldo, you've been a member for 2 minutes & already got your very own thread 8) Yup - what a nice warm welcome from the lovely folks on this forum. Wonder if you'll be so welcoming when I take all your money off you on Friday ;) |