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Do they really exist? How many of them are there?

Personally, I'm a non believer but a lot of people on here seem to refer to them a lot.

Crypto - God of Outdraws.

Pacific, Poker God of Fish

Their are no poker Gods as such. Some of the other Gods, however, have been a bit bored for a while since all the Romans, ancient Greeks and Vikings died off. So they went and got other jobs......


Ananke - Poker Goddess of playing 47o (and Greek godess of necessity)

Ceres - Poker God of RED_DOG's one liners (and Roman God of corn)

Apollo - Poker God of the double up (and Greek god of beauty and healing)

Poseiden - Poker God of raising all-in on a bluff (and Greek God of wetting yourself)

Minerva - Poker God of odds (and Roman God of wisdom)

Loki - Poker God of suited connectors (and Norse God of trickery)

Mercury - Poker God of fishies (and Roman God of profit)

Athena - Poker God of the PRO (and Greek god of civic duties)

Forseti - Poker God of the re-draw (and Norse God of Justice)

Ares - Poker God of small blind/big blind pissing contests (and Greek god of War)

Hod - Poker God of the blinds (Odin's son) coz he was er ...blind

Vali - Poker God of stealing the blinds (another son of Odin) coz he killed Hod

Frigg - Poker God of the outdraw (Odin's wife) coz you call her name when you get outdrawn


A couple just for us jocks....


Hades - Poker God of the Riverboat, Glasgow (and Greek God of the lower place)

Hestia - Poker Goddess of Cincinnatis, Glasgow (and Greek Goddess of home)



Mental note :- ;slavedriver;

Here is the actual official list, it is listed on this site which is good for a laugh if you have not seen it before. http://72off.cjb.net/

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