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Title: Disappointment is....... Post by: bobAlike on April 07, 2013, 10:27:26 PM Being told you're having lamb chops and you get pork and then raspberry trifle instead of strawberry.
Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: Cf on April 07, 2013, 10:50:40 PM I do like pork chops.
But having been told lamb I would be disappointed. Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: Tal on April 07, 2013, 10:54:54 PM Homer's favourite, pork chops.
But when you hear it's lamb and lamb does not come, that is horrible. Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: bobAlike on April 07, 2013, 11:21:05 PM I like pork chops too but I was expecting lamb.
(http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00244/100028891_wilder_244567c.jpg) Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: kinboshi on April 07, 2013, 11:23:26 PM Mary had a little lamb, you've heard this tale before.
But did you know she passed her plate, and had a little more? Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: Tal on April 07, 2013, 11:27:24 PM Mary had a little lamb
The midwife had a fit Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: bobAlike on April 07, 2013, 11:33:39 PM Mary had a little lamb.
She tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse, And turned its wool to nylon. Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: The Camel on April 07, 2013, 11:36:07 PM Raspberry trifle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Strawberry trifle
Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: kinboshi on April 07, 2013, 11:37:01 PM Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead. Now Mary takes the lamb to school Between two hunks of bread. Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: The Camel on April 07, 2013, 11:38:10 PM what is a hunk of bread?
Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: The Camel on April 07, 2013, 11:38:53 PM what is a hunk of bread? (http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Peter%20Howitt.jpg) Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: RED-DOG on April 07, 2013, 11:49:29 PM Mary had a little lamb
It's feet were made of lard Every time it took a step It slipped back half a yard Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: RED-DOG on April 07, 2013, 11:51:04 PM Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear I've often seen her little lamb But I've never seen her bare Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: Karabiner on April 08, 2013, 12:27:10 AM Mary had a little skirt
It was both bright and airy The skirt showed very little dirt But quite a lot of Mary. People eat more than one pork chop? Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: Tal on April 08, 2013, 12:33:02 AM Getting close to Diceman poetry, here...
Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: RED-DOG on April 08, 2013, 12:39:50 AM Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked, the boys could see her thighs Mary had another skirt, with a split right up the front ... but she didn't wear that one very often Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: kinboshi on April 08, 2013, 10:39:03 AM what is a hunk of bread? (http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Peter%20Howitt.jpg) Greetings! (current popular cultural references ftw :D) Title: Re: Disappointment is....... Post by: Kev B on April 08, 2013, 01:06:20 PM Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked, the boys could see her thighs Mary had another skirt, with a split right up the front ... but she didn't wear that one very often ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;hattip; |