Title: O/T Hee Hee Post by: Trace on January 20, 2006, 11:18:00 AM The sort of joke girls like
In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts. After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How're things,Eve? He asked. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful but I just have this one problem. It's these three breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a real pain," reported Eve. "That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at that you know. I gave the animals, what, six? So I just figured you'd need half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up rightaway!" So, God reaches down and removes the middle breast, tossing it into the bushes. Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden. "Well, Eve, how's my favourite creation?" He asked. "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone." God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. How could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you!" "Now, let's see ....... where did I put that useless tit?" Send this to all the women who need a great laugh and to all the men with a great sense of humour Title: Re: O/T Hee Hee Post by: mikkyT on January 20, 2006, 11:31:05 AM The Creation of Eve
God went down to Eden to see how Adam was getting on. "What do you think of you're new life Adam?" said God. "Well", said Adam, "It's quite hard work, what with naming all the animals and tending to the the plantlife, and whilst I am truly grateful, it gets little boring without someone to share the experiences with, and, well, just a little lonely too." "Don't worry", declared God, "I've been working on a solution to all these problems. I'm going to create a Woman. She'll wash, cook and clean for you. She will serve your every need, even rear your children. Whats more, you will never heard a single complaint! And, she'll have sex with you whenever you want. Infact she'll do everything you can imagine!" "That sounds great", said Adam, "but it sounds too good to be true. Where is the catch, how much will this Woman cost me?" "I was thinking an arm and a leg", answered God. Adam thought for a while. "Ahhhh.... that'a a little steep, what can I get for a rib?" Title: Re: O/T Hee Hee Post by: SKIPPYSKIP on January 20, 2006, 11:41:17 AM lol MikkyT
Title: Re: O/T Hee Hee Post by: dik9 on January 20, 2006, 11:54:04 AM Touche !!! :)up
Trace by the referal of God being a He, do you admit God is male? :D Title: Re: O/T Hee Hee Post by: Trace on January 20, 2006, 12:05:50 PM I admit to nothing!
All I did is copy and paste it out of my email - I didn't have to go searching for it like someone else obviously did!!!! So glad most of us women rebelled against God's idea in Mikky's joke! Make's it kind of a waste of time really. Men will alway's be tits tho!!! T xx ;goodvevil; Title: Re: O/T Hee Hee Post by: mikkyT on January 20, 2006, 12:30:10 PM I admit to nothing! All I did is copy and paste it out of my email - I didn't have to go searching for it like someone else obviously did!!!! So glad most of us women rebelled against God's idea in Mikky's joke! Make's it kind of a waste of time really. Men will alway's be tits tho!!! T xx ;goodvevil; Did you not get the joke? The women didn't rebel against Gods idea! The man didn't want to pay an arm an a leg to get a decent partner so he asked what kind of sheeight he would get for a rib! :D Title: Re: O/T Hee Hee Post by: Trace on January 20, 2006, 12:40:28 PM Mikky
Sorry I just assumed that the man decided to keep his arm and leg, offered his rib but his brain was taken instead! My apologies. T xx |