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I've started moisturising recently.

So far I've invested £1.80 in a pot of Nivea - should I be buying a more expensive product ?

How is your current product performing? Which of these best compares to the softness of your face?

a) Baby's bottom
b) Badger's back
c) Mexican's arsehole

tbf, I have pretty good skin, oily, swarthy. I'm nearer a) than b)

Bit early to say with current product. 2 days in and I've noticed slightly less flaking in the between eyebrow area but I'm guessing this is standard

Is this a thread where I can safely talk about hair straighteners and the like without being mocked?

I doubt it.

FFS Boshi!  You should have let him at it so we could mock him.

Of course, nothing wrong with us chaps looking our best for the ladies or even for our own self esteem

Nirvana, with the amount you will spend on cream just skip straight to:

(http://www.shumailas.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Botox_Injection.jpg)

Mate just buy Clarins

Regards

M

Well, I guess it is the Beemer of the moisturising world, perhaps I'm worth it

lol, I don't actually mind the 3 or so wrinkles I have, I think it gives me a gravity that always means I'm taken pretty seriously

Go to a generic department store and head for the orangest people there. That would be the Clinique stand.

Facial scrub is good for oily skin because it gets rid of all the daily muck. That or a facial wash, which is less abrasive.

Then you want a Scuffing Lotion (2.5 strength, for example).

Finally, the moisturiser I use is MLotion.

3 pronged attack.

With the added bonus of receiving a gift pack when they're running their special offers.

Which you can give as presents :D

Yep.  Chicks love them.  My Mom used to stock up when they were doing the gift promo...even if she didn't need anything.   rotflmfao

Nivea is what I use to counterbalance the impact of horrendous lifestyle choices....mine is more like £3.78 a tub though....so it may be the advanced model

I use creme de la mer

Glen, is it true (Vinny told me) that you've been getting 'spray tans' recently?

I told Sellick that Henderson just had jaundice.

lol at whitey.

Given my ancestry won't pass any 4th generation tests, I do tan rather well with a very modest amount of UV exposure. Another reason for the adoption of the Nivea to avoid the onset of raisinism.

I thought you were going rusty.

Yeah, I remember you mentioning that you were descended from Emily Bronte's favourite pet goat.

From now on, I'll call you Billy!