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Title: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: claypole on May 15, 2013, 05:09:09 AM
Where are the characters....needs to be rested IMHO

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/184/staking-selling-shares-live/i-am-bull-ready-run-wild-2013-world-series-poker-1332044/ (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/184/staking-selling-shares-live/i-am-bull-ready-run-wild-2013-world-series-poker-1332044/)


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: Ironside on May 15, 2013, 06:00:01 AM
Evilpie, I rest my case


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: Marky147 on May 15, 2013, 06:21:28 AM
Too good :D

If he was playing when I was out there I would deffo snap a bit up.


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: Laxie on May 15, 2013, 09:15:21 AM
Evilpie, I rest my case

This


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: RED-DOG on May 15, 2013, 12:24:40 PM
When I saw this this morning, for some reason I read it as "Skateboarding - We Need More of This To Stop it Dying.

The linked thread was very amusing, but I couldn't for the life of me see the connection with skateboarding. I felt daft because I thought I was missing something obvious.

I even puzzled about it while I was out running errands.

Just got back in and read it again.

It makes sense now.   


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: gouty on May 16, 2013, 02:41:57 AM
Can anyone photoshop CambridgeAlex into a Union Jack G string with Plenos brain inserted then let's take this guy on!



Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: DMorgan on May 16, 2013, 04:42:53 AM
Can anyone photoshop CambridgeAlex into a Union Jack G string with Plenos brain inserted then let's take this guy on!



sick sick rubs  Ahrt


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: Marky147 on June 07, 2013, 08:02:45 PM
He wasn't lying in his op...

(http://i41.twitgoo.com/33ys410.jpg)


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: titaniumbean on June 07, 2013, 08:20:07 PM
fking hero

"Hitting up Bellagio 1/3...upset I lost that flip in wsop event...so gonna just feast on weaklings."


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: Marky147 on June 07, 2013, 08:26:31 PM
Thread is amazing!!

Some poker goober just lost a huge pot and was talking about equity...

I asked him why is he talking about home loans.

He said..."just shut up."




The Las Vegas poker goobers should have took my entire bankroll into 2011, they only got 80% of it, though....

They shouldn't have let me return.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y6bpAxTX0A

Going to throw down more moves than Reggie after I double up.


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: Marky147 on June 07, 2013, 08:28:27 PM
Just LOL


Party Poker Refused To Sponsor Me For The Main Event

Dear Party Poker + Bwin Sponsorship & Events Team,

You will regret not sponsoring me.

I have a smart, clean cut, and sophisticated image that would propel any brand to the top of the food chain.

I also am not an angle shooting toolbox like Doug Lee or any of those other dirtbag pros.

I beat my opponents fair and square... clean, "1,2,3 in the middle of the felt."

On top of that, I am a bull that's been running wild all across America trampling any poker goober that steps up and gets in my way.

Since you have refused to sponsor me, I must now wreak havoc on your company and the players you sponsor.

Inform them that their worst nightmare has now arrived in Las Vegas.

I am going to beat anyone I see with a Party Poker patch like a white trash housewife who fukked up their husbands batch of fishsticks.

-Lotgrinder


From: sponsoring <sponsoring@bwinparty.com>
To: Justin
Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 5:31 AM
Subject: RE: Sponsor A Bull

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We wish you all the best in your quest at the WSOP 2013.


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Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: gouty on June 07, 2013, 08:28:54 PM
We could get some Union Jack boxers and send Aaron over pronto.


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: Tal on June 07, 2013, 08:40:47 PM
I am officially old.

I rolled my eyes reading that so frequently I think I've developed an RSI.


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: titaniumbean on June 07, 2013, 08:46:25 PM
"I also am not an angle shooting toolbox like Doug Lee or any of those other dirtbag pros."




<3 Doug Lee the Toolbox


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: dakky on June 08, 2013, 02:04:26 AM
He wasn't lying in his op...

(http://i41.twitgoo.com/33ys410.jpg)

Abso hero and totally gold thread.

Rest.


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: Marky147 on June 10, 2013, 03:16:01 AM
Just reading through and catching up with yesterday/today, won't post it all here, but it's worth a read!!


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: tonytats on June 10, 2013, 07:11:03 AM
Here's  some more

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pokervip.com%2Fblogs%2Flotgrinder-s-blog%2Fa-letter-to-my-grandmother-5&h=1AQEykEKx&s=1


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: SirPerceval on June 10, 2013, 11:17:22 AM
I'm tired of seeing all these euro lagtards or aussie swine win tournaments on our home turf.

ROFL


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: luther101 on June 12, 2013, 03:45:00 PM

Shaun, did you mean dying, or dyeing?

Is the Staking Board in danger of turning crimson, or becoming defunct?

Silly Conning, Canning, Cunning!



Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: Karabiner on June 12, 2013, 05:41:36 PM
There was this old bloke who used to dye his hair and one day whilst he was doing this in his bathroom some of the dye dripped onto his foot.

After that he always dyed with his boots on.

 ;marks;


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: Tal on June 12, 2013, 06:13:29 PM
There was this old bloke who used to dye his hair and one day whilst he was doing this in his bathroom some of the dye dripped onto his foot.

After that he always dyed with his boots on.

 ;marks;

Well that dyed a death


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: claypole on June 12, 2013, 07:21:15 PM
He's a fin hero, makes me smile every time I read his blog and post. Quite sobering at times


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: titaniumbean on June 12, 2013, 10:47:20 PM
I wish I had a fking piece man

such an incredible thread.


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: Marky147 on June 20, 2013, 01:50:35 AM
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/184/staking-selling-shares-live/i-am-bull-ready-run-wild-2013-world-series-poker-1332044/index11.html

He's selling action for the main now, I'm in for 0.5 just so I can meet him :D


Title: Re: Staking Board - We Need More of This To Stop it Dieing
Post by: celtic on June 20, 2013, 06:03:00 AM
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/184/staking-selling-shares-live/i-am-bull-ready-run-wild-2013-world-series-poker-1332044/index11.html

He's selling action for the main now, I'm in for 0.5 just so I can meet him :D

Brilliant, get a pic.