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Title: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: wazz on July 09, 2013, 10:09:04 PM
I own these atm:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIofeOXCAAAYrLG.jpg:large)

And these:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGEM8t8CEAEOm2G.jpg:large)

Check these bad boys out! Really need a great sock collection to pull this off... Perspex brogues!

(http://i41.tinypic.com/2u7ng2f.jpg)

Feel like I need a pair of brogues boots:

(http://www.afarleycountryattire.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/barker-boots-butcher-cherry-calf-country-brogue-boot-e1357900269298.jpg)


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Young_gun on July 09, 2013, 10:22:15 PM
In b4 Melissa takes over and pwns thread :P


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Tal on July 09, 2013, 10:22:22 PM
Those look like wingtip boots. The W mark without any other detail is a wingtip.

2,1,4,3.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: paulhouk03 on July 09, 2013, 10:23:00 PM
hmmmmmmmm


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: paulhouk03 on July 09, 2013, 10:24:19 PM
the jimmy days


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: FUN4FRASER on July 09, 2013, 10:32:28 PM
Love  the suede mustard brogues


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: FUN4FRASER on July 09, 2013, 10:33:57 PM
hmmmmmmmm

How old are you Paul ?  ( genuine question )


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: paulhouk03 on July 09, 2013, 10:45:41 PM
hmmmmmmmm

How old are you Paul ?  ( genuine question )

26

I bought these when I was 18-20


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: celtic on July 09, 2013, 10:47:37 PM
hmmmmmmmm

The imelda Marcos of blonde.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: FUN4FRASER on July 09, 2013, 10:57:04 PM
hmmmmmmmm

How old are you Paul ?  ( genuine question )

26

I bought these when I was 18-20

Collectors Items now ?


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: paulhouk03 on July 09, 2013, 11:02:41 PM
hmmmmmmmm

How old are you Paul ?  ( genuine question )

26

I bought these when I was 18-20

Collectors Items now ?

Doubt it
Complete waste of money

But it was like Pokemon at that time

Gotta catch em all

Just like flush draws


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: paulhouk03 on July 09, 2013, 11:05:23 PM
Also not really tried to sell them tbh

Dunno what they r worth now


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Tal on July 09, 2013, 11:51:32 PM
How about a nice Nicholas Kirkwood to start the bidding, Melissa?

(http://s7v1.scene7.com/is/image/Harrods/3426206?$productlistpage$)

2 grand the pair.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Tal on July 09, 2013, 11:53:02 PM
(http://s7v1.scene7.com/is/image/Harrods/3350911?$productlistpage$)

These almost look like you could actually walk in them, too. McQueen.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Tal on July 09, 2013, 11:58:27 PM
How about a nice Nicholas Kirkwood to start the bidding, Melissa?

(http://s7v1.scene7.com/is/image/Harrods/3426206?$productlistpage$)

2 grand the pair.


Oh wow. They look longer than my legs.

Not really my style, although i do love the colour and the diamond things on them. Please say they are real diamonds? Or just swarovski crystals?  ::)

"Bubble-like beading and a glistening glitter trim", says the overview.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Tal on July 10, 2013, 12:00:56 AM
(http://s7v1.scene7.com/is/image/Harrods/3350911?$productlistpage$)

These almost look like you could actually walk in them, too. McQueen.

Nope, don't like them.

I'm very fussy with shoes, if you can't already tell?  ;angel;

OK, so taking those.comments on board, I'm 4betting with these:

(http://s7v1.scene7.com/is/image/Harrods/3163589?$productlistpage$)


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Tal on July 10, 2013, 12:12:42 AM
Pointy is very à la mode, though. Tough to get away from that.

(http://s7v1.scene7.com/is/image/Harrods/3163639?$productlistpage$)

I like the kitten on these velvet heels.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Tal on July 10, 2013, 12:16:31 AM
You'd be a lot of fun shoe shopping, I reckon.

http://mobile.harrods.com/mt/www.harrods.com/shoes/just-in

Go on, then. Pick your top three.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: theprawnidentity on July 10, 2013, 12:22:32 AM
Cliffs: tal goes shoe shopping, fails.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: BorntoBubble on July 10, 2013, 12:23:00 AM
Blonde has gone down hill. On the eve of the ashes there is more action in a thread about shoes than cricket. Unbelievable


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: theprawnidentity on July 10, 2013, 12:24:36 AM
there is more action in a thread about shoes than cricket.

FYP.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Tal on July 10, 2013, 12:25:12 AM
Cliffs: tal goes shoe shopping, fails.

In my defence, I'm betting dark, here.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Tal on July 10, 2013, 12:25:52 AM
Blonde has gone down hill. On the eve of the ashes there is more action in a thread about shoes than cricket. Unbelievable

Calm before the storm, sir.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: BorntoBubble on July 10, 2013, 12:28:38 AM
Blonde has gone down hill. On the eve of the ashes there is more action in a thread about shoes than cricket. Unbelievable

Calm before the storm, sir.

Id like to inform you Tal, you have also lost 2 man points.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Tal on July 10, 2013, 12:29:20 AM
Blonde has gone down hill. On the eve of the ashes there is more action in a thread about shoes than cricket. Unbelievable

Calm before the storm, sir.

Id like to inform you Tal, you have also lost 2 man points.

If I had any beforehand, I've had a bloody good innings.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: BorntoBubble on July 10, 2013, 12:31:25 AM
Blonde has gone down hill. On the eve of the ashes there is more action in a thread about shoes than cricket. Unbelievable

Calm before the storm, sir.

Id like to inform you Tal, you have also lost 2 man points.

If I had any beforehand, I've had a bloody good innings.

Your betting discussion and chess ability has given you enough man points over the year. But this does not mean you can go throwing them away in a thread like this. Back to TFT please


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Tal on July 10, 2013, 12:32:41 AM
Blonde has gone down hill. On the eve of the ashes there is more action in a thread about shoes than cricket. Unbelievable

Calm before the storm, sir.

Id like to inform you Tal, you have also lost 2 man points.

If I had any beforehand, I've had a bloody good innings.

Your betting discussion and chess ability has given you enough man points over the year. But this does not mean you can go throwing them away in a thread like this. Back to TFT please

:D


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: leethefish on July 10, 2013, 06:57:37 AM
 (http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r600/leeethefish/null-3.jpg)


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Woodsey on July 10, 2013, 07:22:51 AM
I'm confused about whether some of you lot are guys or girls now  ;carlocitrone;


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: AdamM on July 10, 2013, 07:54:16 AM
I'm confused about whether some of you lot are guys are girls now  ;carlocitrone;

Evidently, so are they  :)


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Woodsey on July 10, 2013, 07:55:31 AM
I'm confused about whether some of you lot are guys are girls now  ;carlocitrone;

Evidently, so are they  :)

Always though Tal was a bloke, not convinced now  :D


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Tal on July 10, 2013, 08:07:07 AM
I'm confused about whether some of you lot are guys are girls now  ;carlocitrone;

Evidently, so are they  :)

Always though Tal was a bloke, not convinced now  :D

Man is biologically accurate. Chap and Fella are complimentary. Bloke is often a stretch :) I don't do blokeish very often: "Cor, don't get many of them to the pound! Let's get hammered and get snorkel deep in lady bits" is very infrequently going to be uttered from my lips.

Women's shoes are substantially less of an interest to me as men's if that reassures you, but I'm comfortable enough in my own skin to be able to discuss the merits of these.

Embrace the variance, Woodsey :D


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: TightEnd on July 10, 2013, 08:34:09 PM
One of two ways

1 Press reply. Below the post click Additional options, then Browse...find the pic in your files and click it in and post

If it needs resizing then use photobucket etc to make it smaller

2 Press reply. If it is a google image then right click on it "copy image location" Click the photo frame above next to the cards

Paste the image into there between (http://) and it posts


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: tikay on July 10, 2013, 08:41:20 PM
Blonde has gone down hill. On the eve of the ashes there is more action in a thread about shoes than cricket. Unbelievable

One concurs.

Disgraceful, outrageous even. I'm so disappointed.

This sort of stuff belongs on Tom's Cup of Tea Diary.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: tikay on July 10, 2013, 08:49:32 PM
Blonde has gone down hill. On the eve of the ashes there is more action in a thread about shoes than cricket. Unbelievable

One concurs.

Disgraceful, outrageous even. I'm so disappointed.

This sort of stuff belongs on Tom's Cup of Tea Diary.

Tikay, what kind of shoes do you like?

Do you wear crocs?

What do you think to 'grandad slippers'?

Hi Melissa.

Me? Oxford brogues, obviously.

Crocs? Not be seen dead in them, I am a man of fine taste.

Grandad slippers? Good grief no. Plimsolls are more my thing.

Very pleased to see your photo-uploading skills. Feel free to contribute to my very fine Diary. No swearing, no kettle talk, no art bollox. You'd love it. 


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: theprawnidentity on July 10, 2013, 08:51:00 PM
Not to mention 35 pages of concrete talk.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: tikay on July 10, 2013, 08:52:06 PM
Not to mention 35 pages of concrete talk.

Well yes, but modesty forbade.

I do like to mix it up.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: theprawnidentity on July 10, 2013, 08:59:08 PM
Not to mention 35 pages of concrete talk.

Well yes, but modesty forbade.

I do like to mix it up.

Some said that you had gone off topic.


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Tal on July 10, 2013, 09:01:33 PM
Plimsolls? You were sitting next to him yesterday, weren't you?


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: tikay on July 10, 2013, 09:03:54 PM
Plimsolls? You were sitting next to him yesterday, weren't you?

Not for long.....


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: jgcblack on July 14, 2013, 01:04:29 AM
Im unsure the level of entry I should make into this thread...


I guess ill start by saying I have a pair of pink louboutin's just like these in my shoe cupboard.
Very cute..

https://www.google.co.uk/search?biw=640&bih=74&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=H-rhUZKhB4yGhQfogIHgCg&q=louboutin+heels+pink&oq=louboutin+heels+pink&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.12..0.5237.7110.0.8729.5.5.0.0.0.0.297.1027.0j4j1.5.0....0...1c.1j4.19.mobile-gws-serp.Pl6PsQeZu8Q#biv=i%7C0%3Bd%7C7dN0pP1xwe-k6M%3A

that and im a big fan of proper shoe porn, but those translucent shoes did look rather interesting.........


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Tal on July 14, 2013, 01:37:22 AM
Proper shoe porn?


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Tal on July 14, 2013, 01:48:33 AM
My favourite shoes (note, for men, lads;) ) are Jeffrey West:

 http://www.jeffery-west.co.uk/

I also like the aestethics of Van Niklas, especially the design on the sole:

http://www.van-niklas.com/van-niklas.php


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: jgcblack on July 14, 2013, 01:58:29 AM
Proper shoe porn?

generally I would say
- ladies shoes
- 4 inch heel minimum
- pointed toes are for hoes (means no pointed toe)
- strappy normally works


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: Tal on July 14, 2013, 02:02:28 AM
Proper shoe porn?

generally I would say
- ladies shoes
- 4 inch heel minimum
- pointed toes are for hoes (means no pointed toe)
- strappy normally works


Samantha from Sex and the City ITT ::)


Title: Re: Shoe Porn Thread
Post by: jgcblack on July 14, 2013, 02:32:42 AM
Proper shoe porn?

generally I would say
- ladies shoes
- 4 inch heel minimum
- pointed toes are for hoes (means no pointed toe)
- strappy normally works


Samantha from Sex and the City ITT ::)

I've been called worse....