blonde poker forum

hi, just wanted to say hello. I found this site via twitter, looks good, hope it's friendly. i was a member of cardschat, 100k members, and i was in the top ten posters before i got banned lol. anyway, im here, if you'll allow me.
Ive played online for 8 years, started with $50, playing $1 sngs, highest i reached was 200PLO HU, then i cashed out to buy a nice car. right now i have maybe $200 online, spread across 15 sites, so I can always get a game. I play mainly mtts, and occaisional cash, and im just happy to play.
I do a part-time job, its ok, i can live on the money, rest of the time i swim or play poker.
i live in torquay, devon, married, with one cat.
hope to see you at the tables.
KD

Hi KD. Welcome to blonde.

Yes it's a friendly, but nosey site.

I wonder if you can pre-empt the obvious question before everyone asks it?

Kevin Durant one time?

who's Kevin Durant? too lazy to google!

haha boss basketball player, was just messing :)

welcome to blonde.

Cat's name or why he was banned from cardschat?

Hi, welcome to the site. Hope you enjoy it

p.s my question is do you support Torquay United?

cats name is FreddieWhomba-monster cat. i use freddie whomba at some poker sites.
reason I was banned, some of the cool kids there, didnt like my reasoning about playing 85os in a particualar situation, it was basically calling for 20, in a pot of 160 in the SB. so anyway we rowed about it, then it went to private messages, i sent a few PM that were sh*tty and juvenile, they did the same to me, but they also forwarded the pms to admin which got me banned, no hard feelings.

yeah, i support torquay, and barcelona, pretty similiar teams on the field......................

KD is a shortened version of my poker alias on the major sites, would rather not disclose it.
thanks for the welcome TL.

Welcome to blonde!!  

My question helen chamberlain would you or wouldn't you?

Pool or Snooker?

in a flash, along with victoria cohen!

both. i played snooker for five years in a club, highest break 114. then I switched to pool, love pool, won a few tournaments in my local club. dont play as much as id like to.

 :hello: ;welcome;

thanks ripple.

Kd laing?

KD Lang? no thanks bud, she bats for the other team.
oh you mean the KD bit, nah, its after my favourite author

Welcome.. What car did u buy?

Welcome to Blonde KD.

Who is in the avatar?

Also, standard order from your local chinese takeaway?

silver audi a3 basic model second-hand

kelly brook of course. she's my fav woman, her and kylie. i talk to kelly and emma bunton on twitter, they talk back to me!
chicken foo yung, egg fried rice, and spring rolls.
this thread feels like a 'well'
keep coming with the questions lol

New diary

What type of swimming do you do?

sorry?

i swim in the sea most days in the summer(april to september), half a mile a time, then in the winter I swim in pools, a mile a time.
Im lucky that i can get to the beach in 5 mins, and theres like 4 or 5 pools in my area.

 :hello: and  ;welcome; to blonde :)

Nando's - yes or no?

can honestly say Ive never been to Nando's, is that a crime? what type of food is it?

Agree on both counts, but especially love Kelly <3

I may have to start using Twitter more and doing some celeb stalking myself!

Nothing 'out there' in the takeaway department, was hoping to maybe snag a new dish to try :)

Might as well do standard Indian takeaway while we're on food?

Oh mannn... Kelly Brook...

Sorry, what? Who? Where? KD? Oh Hello, welcome you will like blonde it's nice here.

Stnd opene=ing question around here
15 duck sized horses or 1 Horse sized duck - who you wanna fight?

hey wasup, u play in Plymouth at all?

It's rubbish.  You've passed the test.  ;)

king prawn balti, or some medium cuurry, not fussy

15 duck sized horses, and fight one at a time

yeah played at the casino a couple of times, think it was a £10 rebuy each time, my mate won the last one, i had action on him
we have a great Genting casino in torquay, so i dont bother with plymouth much

Diasppointed with this question.  Answer is not even close imo.

15 duck sized lions (at the same time) or one lion sized duck might be a bit closer.

It is one of the oldest questions on the internet though similar to how many 5 year olds? I'm fairly sure the 5 y.o question evolved on 2+2 not sure about duck sized horses, I'll have a google.
Link to 5 y/o archived thread. How many could you fight off OP (KD)?
http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=1556673&page=0&fpart=all&vc=1

P.S Welcome to blonde KD

Yeh the 5 year olds one is my favorite.