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Title: hi ive just registered
Post by: dan on June 21, 2005, 07:53:20 PM
hi all, ive just registered. ive looked at this site as a guest for a while and it looks good fun. ive qualified for vegas going on july 6th from birmingham is anybody else going from birmingham that day


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: tikay on June 21, 2005, 07:58:31 PM
Hi Dan - welcome!

You've qualified for Vegas? Good man, congrats. I'm not a BIT jealous.......

I am flying out July 3rd from Manchester, with half a dozen blondeites. Did not know you could fly to Vegas from Brum!

We shall be doing a Live Update from Vegas for the Main Event, so please make yourself known to me before the comp starts, so we can follow your progress, and your mates at home can cheer you on.

See you in Vegas!


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: dan on June 21, 2005, 08:03:37 PM
i cant fly direct from birmingham have to catch a connecting flight from new york.
i actually played on your table in the wsop satellite and also ariston so i have come across you before.
will look forward to seeing you in vegas


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Ironside on June 21, 2005, 08:26:59 PM
how on earth did you get so lucky to get tikay (free chips) on your table people are offering me free lap dances from there wifes if i can get tikay on there table in the blondepoker tourny on thursday


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: tikay on June 21, 2005, 08:36:08 PM
Give me an easy time on Thursday Ironside and I will DO a lap dance for you. No touching me though, you know the rules.


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Ironside on June 21, 2005, 08:42:32 PM
Give me an easy time on Thursday Ironside and I will DO a lap dance for you. No touching me though, you know the rules.

if i had anything to do with the seating for that tikay you would be on the table full of blonde sharks

btw does mr and mrs elblondie know of the tourny and are either able to play?


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Ironside on June 21, 2005, 08:55:13 PM
the first person to insure i get a lapdance by a foxy minx with  a blondite number of 26 gets first place and a seat next to tikay with KK with a flop of AKK


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: tikay on June 21, 2005, 09:03:45 PM
Mrs Blondie - Rhowena - has requested a password today, & intends to play it. Dave will be playing in the WSOP, so that rules him out. Guess he'd rather face them than me. He no fool.

A couple of other blonde contributors have also indicated they will play.


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Ironside on June 21, 2005, 09:13:14 PM
as elbondie marches to the final table i suggest he give the password of the blondie tourny to players he knocks out telling them to sign up to forum

that gives blondie tourny following players

hellmutt,jesus,gus hansen,annie and howard,johny chann,scotty n and danny n to a name a few

so that adds a few fish and a few quid to the prize pool pity it is not a rebuy


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: BlueWolf on June 21, 2005, 11:01:14 PM
i doubt i could get Foxy to agree to that deal ironside but for that offer i'll sure as hell try lmao


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Ironside on June 21, 2005, 11:13:07 PM
i doubt i could get Foxy to agree to that deal ironside but for that offer i'll sure as hell try lmao

dont blame me if you get a good slapping


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Robert HM on June 21, 2005, 11:16:47 PM
Errr hello Dan, if that bit of the thread hasn't gone cold.


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 22, 2005, 01:27:08 AM
the first person to insure i get a lapdance by a foxy minx with a blondite number of 26 gets first place and a seat next to tikay with KK with a flop of AKK

if i can sort you a lap dance with foxy minx with a blondite number of 26  ironside ,what do i get???? LOL


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: BlueWolf on June 22, 2005, 01:38:57 AM
i doubt i could get Foxy to agree to that deal ironside but for that offer i'll sure as hell try lmao

dont blame me if you get a good slapping


Yeah that would be the responce i would expect hehehe.

looks like its the luck of the draw in the fight for a seat alongside the "youngish" Tikay lol


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 22, 2005, 01:50:36 AM
slapping??????? i dont do slapping im a nice girl :D


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Ironside on June 22, 2005, 01:36:36 PM
the first person to insure i get a lapdance by a foxy minx with a blondite number of 26 gets first place and a seat next to tikay with KK with a flop of AKK

if i can sort you a lap dance with foxy minx with a blondite number of 26 ironside ,what do i get???? LOL

think the prize is first place in tomorrows comp and a seat next to tikay with kk and a flop of AKK

all in 5 notes of course


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 22, 2005, 01:53:52 PM
How much is first prize then???? i dont come cheap you know im an expensive lass lol :)


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Ironside on June 22, 2005, 03:25:48 PM
first prize will be about 300 - 400 knocking tikay out will be worth 100




Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: AdamM on June 22, 2005, 03:54:53 PM
no, knocking Tikay out will be PRICELESS


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 22, 2005, 03:56:08 PM
Not enough im afraid!! >:( maybe Karen B will kindly take up your offer instead lol ;)


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Ironside on June 22, 2005, 04:16:14 PM
ok name your price ???


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 22, 2005, 04:36:26 PM
gotta be at least 6 figures lol ;) ;) before i even consider it lol


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Ironside on June 22, 2005, 04:38:11 PM
how about 100.005p i still have a few halfpennies around you know


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 22, 2005, 04:41:21 PM
cheap skate lol  ;)


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: DTD-Nick.W on June 22, 2005, 05:19:35 PM
Ironside
what have we told you about slapping women, you get arested hear in England for that.

TK I hope you keep your Y fronts on for Ironsides Lap Dance!!!!


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Ironside on June 22, 2005, 05:29:08 PM
i never mentioned anyone slapping a women

just that foxy_minx might slap her boss bluewolfy

when he approaches her to do a lap dance

but she says she dont do slapping so wolfy

its safe to ask her


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Ironside on June 22, 2005, 05:30:36 PM
now she has sorted out her profile pic the question is doesn she look like she will do a lap dance?


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 22, 2005, 05:34:10 PM
bluewolf my boss????lol not sure on that one
thanks for sorting my pic out ironside "your the best"  :-*
as for the slapping that i dont do but i do do a quick swift kick to the  ................ if anyone wants one??? lol
i can be quite violent when need be   ;)  lol


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: RED-DOG on June 22, 2005, 05:35:07 PM
now she has sorted out her profile pic the question is doesn she look like she will do a lap dance?

Ahhh, I know who it is now, well I knew who it was before but I was sworn to secrecy

She looks like she 'COULD' do a lap dance

Weather she would or not is a different matter


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 22, 2005, 05:37:36 PM
not too sure if im to take that as a compliment or if i am to give you a slap when i next see you  red-dog  ??????? lol


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Ironside on June 22, 2005, 05:38:54 PM
well she has said she would for six figures

only problem is i am lucky if i can scrape together 3 figures


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 22, 2005, 05:41:06 PM
ahhhh i said i may consider it for 6 figures lol


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Ironside on June 22, 2005, 05:43:46 PM
i have an action man, a hulk, spiderman, superman,  a hulk hogan and a undertaker figures i have a few more if the price goes up and could even steal a barbie and a cindy of my next door neighbours 3 year old if you want more femine figures


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: RED-DOG on June 22, 2005, 05:44:48 PM
not too sure if im to take that as a compliment or if i am to give you a slap when i next see you red-dog ??????? lol


It was a compliment, I wouldnt dare get on the wrong side of you

Mind you, from where Im standing, I dont think there is a wrong side

If I have to choose between the slap and the kick, I'll take the slap please


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 22, 2005, 05:47:48 PM
Lol red-dog hope your not trying to flirt with me  :o
thank you for the compliment though much appreciated  :-*
as for the kicking bussiness i was only joking (thats unless your my ex ) lol jk


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: RED-DOG on June 22, 2005, 05:50:20 PM
Flirt....me?  :D  :-[


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: DTD-Nick.W on June 22, 2005, 06:08:29 PM
RED-DOG

Should be SLY-DOG

Its got a ring to it


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: ifm on June 22, 2005, 11:48:45 PM
Wow, i'm definitely going to blackpool SOON!!


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: tikay on June 23, 2005, 12:32:18 AM

Adam. DREAM ON.


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 23, 2005, 12:49:55 AM
* BLUSH *


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: tikay on June 23, 2005, 12:52:05 AM
You will soon get used to the compliments Foxy. It took me a while, but I eventually got the hang of it.


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: ifm on June 23, 2005, 12:52:48 AM
* crush*


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 23, 2005, 12:55:33 AM
I can totally understand that you get all the compliments tikay your a gent : )
(bet your a right ladies man just like that smooth talker ironside )  ;)


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Ironside on June 23, 2005, 12:56:33 AM
she has got me mixed with someone else again


i aint howard plant


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: BlueWolf on June 23, 2005, 12:59:28 AM
You can tell foxy has only met you rabble once huh? lol

And to call me anyones boss lol i dont think so!! its quite well known(apparently) i've been blaggin my way through my last 11 festivals lol


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 23, 2005, 01:01:26 AM
surely they cant be that bad bluewolf they seem such a sweet bunch ;) ;)


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: ifm on June 23, 2005, 01:05:31 AM
I'm lovely babe, though not as lovely as you  :o


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 23, 2005, 01:08:44 AM
Im sure you are lol  ;) but i havent a clue who you are  ???


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: ifm on June 23, 2005, 01:11:13 AM
OUCH!
Another knock back  :-[


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: RED-DOG on June 23, 2005, 01:25:22 AM
I can totally understand that you get all the compliments tikay your a gent : )
(bet your a right ladies man just like that smooth talker ironside ) ;)

Smooth talker? he's from scotlandshire for gods sake, We gave them a perfectly good language and look what they did to it.

That Bluewolfy has such a suspicious mind, I know we're a bit rough around the edges but our intentions are strictly honourable, well, there are one or two you have to watch out for, but we'll have a little private chat when I come up to Blackpool and I'll tell you all about it


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: tikay on June 23, 2005, 01:29:47 AM
CREEP


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: RED-DOG on June 23, 2005, 01:34:06 AM
CREEP

Dont call her that, she's just being nice to me


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: tikay on June 23, 2005, 01:36:27 AM

Can't be doing with creeps.


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Robert HM on June 23, 2005, 01:38:24 AM
Hi RED-DOG, how's the Missus?   ;D ;D


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 23, 2005, 01:38:53 AM
Thanks red-dog  >:(


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: BlueWolf on June 23, 2005, 01:45:35 AM
lol i wonder why i'm suspicious??? the slightest whiff of a young lady and you guys always chirp up

How many male dealers do you guys actually remeber from your travels huh??? lol yet i bet you all know a certain eastern european lady dealer lmao


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 23, 2005, 01:46:44 AM
oh i blue wolf tell all ........


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: RED-DOG on June 23, 2005, 01:49:33 AM
Hi RED-DOG, how's the Missus? ;D ;D

In Spain thanks :P

I assumed tikay was calling me a creep, but looking back over this thread it could apply to anyone including him, and have you noticed, he shouts a lot lately?


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: BlueWolf on June 23, 2005, 01:50:31 AM
hehehe best to ask Tony about her, judgin from his italian report he knows who i'm talkin about hehehe


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: tikay on June 23, 2005, 01:53:33 AM

Gabi from Vienna? Marina from Vienna? Ross from Southampton?


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: BlueWolf on June 23, 2005, 01:56:05 AM
ah my good friend ross lol

And i doubt Thomas would appreciate yourselves  drooling over his wife lol but funny how u rember huh lol


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: RED-DOG on June 23, 2005, 01:58:30 AM
By the way tikay, did I ever tell you how wonderfull I think you are?


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: tikay on June 23, 2005, 02:03:40 AM

CREEP


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: BlueWolf on June 23, 2005, 02:05:21 AM
My sentiments exactly lol, is there an underlying story here perhaps lol


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: AdamM on June 23, 2005, 09:34:15 AM

Adam. DREAM ON.

huh?


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: tikay on June 23, 2005, 10:00:07 AM
Earliier in this thread.....

"Knocking out Tikay will be PRICELESS..."

I have your number Mason. BE AFRAID


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: AdamM on June 23, 2005, 10:26:30 AM
ah, I see.

You know me Tikay, I'll be playing my steady game, folding rags, raising monsters, drawing with good odds. patience and discipline. If the bounty comes, lovely, if I get the chance to catch any of the 'at it merchants' even better.

Any Idea if Matey Boy has registered yet? I'd love to play a few pots with him as he must be due a run of bad luck soon.


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: tikay on June 23, 2005, 10:28:07 AM

And tonight Ladies and Gentleman, Tikay will be ........MATEY BOY


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: Robert HM on June 23, 2005, 10:39:19 AM
Can just see it now:

"The_brief wins 3000 with pair of 2s
Tikey(sic) leaves in 40th place."


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: tikay on June 23, 2005, 10:50:05 AM

Am clearly going to have to adapt my game tonight. I mean, imagine me making a small R - say 100, with blinds at 25-50 - that gonna be a Family Pot guaranteed! Still, if my Aces are good, think of how much I will win.

So if I R tonight, it wil be big. Prepare to risk your tourney if you take me on. And think of the shame if I knock someone out - I mean when did that last happen?


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: ifm on June 23, 2005, 11:02:30 AM
you won't get the chance to raise matey boy, everyone is gonna be all over ya!
Really looking forward to it, it's gonna be an onslaught.
Seriously though i do think you are gonna have the best opportunity to pick up chips than anyone!!


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: tikay on June 23, 2005, 11:04:02 AM

WeEll obviously. The better players do.


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: foxy_minx26 on June 23, 2005, 11:05:29 AM
Awwww Bless, Tikay why do all these players have it in for you???
If you need any help sorting them out give me a shout and ill come help you put them in their place lol  ;)
We can kick ass together lol  :)


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: ifm on June 23, 2005, 11:06:30 AM
He has a big sign on his head "kick me"


Title: Re: hi ive just registered
Post by: tikay on June 23, 2005, 11:09:24 AM

It's just jealousy Foxy. All megastars have the same problem to deal with.