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Title: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: The Camel on October 04, 2013, 06:09:11 PM So we invited them round for lunch.
And it went fine. But that was at 1pm. It's now 6pm and they are showing no inclination to leave. Best way to get rid of them? Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: BangBang on October 04, 2013, 06:15:31 PM Put your jackets on and say you got to go somewhere... Quick trip around the block and job's a good'un
Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: bookiebasher on October 04, 2013, 06:22:09 PM Start talking about concrete and trains......
Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: Woodsey on October 04, 2013, 06:27:17 PM Give them the link to this thread.
Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: RED-DOG on October 04, 2013, 06:27:40 PM Start talking about concrete and trains...... I lolled. Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: Tal on October 04, 2013, 06:31:44 PM Is there anything you eat that gives you really bad wind?
I'd say a quick look at the watch and a very polite and amicable thank you for making it such a wonderful afternoon. Should pass for a very English hint. Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: Longy on October 04, 2013, 06:42:32 PM I would have thought spending your time posting on an internet forum instead of talking to them should be enough.
Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: SirPerceval on October 04, 2013, 06:45:44 PM Ask them if they would like to join you in searching the DVLA website for some interesting number plates
Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: The Camel on October 04, 2013, 06:48:29 PM Is there anything you eat that gives you really bad wind? I'd say a quick look at the watch and a very polite and amicable thank you for making it such a wonderful afternoon. Should pass for a very English hint. Tried the latter about 2 hours ago. Might well try the former now. Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: The Camel on October 04, 2013, 06:48:55 PM I would have thought spending your time posting on an internet forum instead of talking to them should be enough. Clearly not. Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: sovietsong on October 04, 2013, 06:49:24 PM always have an exit strategy... schoolboy error...
Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: tikay on October 04, 2013, 06:51:58 PM Start talking about concrete and trains...... FML. You are so wrong, Jim, because I never get invited to Camel's place for tea. Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: celtic on October 04, 2013, 06:52:14 PM Start yawning loudly and look at the clock. Or get their cars keys and a fruit bowl. That might do it.
Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: tikay on October 04, 2013, 06:52:43 PM So we invited them round for lunch. And it went fine. But that was at 1pm. It's now 6pm and they are showing no inclination to leave. Best way to get rid of them? The Victory Cup on TV should do the trick. Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: DaveShoelace on October 04, 2013, 06:55:32 PM Start bringing the conversation round to swinging and start giving them suggestive looks. If your guests are blokes, even better.
Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: The Camel on October 04, 2013, 06:56:38 PM They've started on my brandy now.
Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: tikay on October 04, 2013, 07:02:12 PM They've started on my brandy now. Game over. I'm long on midnight. Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: Tal on October 04, 2013, 07:13:47 PM YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FejqfhVvGOM
Can't go wrong with Buzz Killington Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: corkeye on October 04, 2013, 07:34:33 PM Just cut to the chase. 'Right, lovely to see you. I'm sure you probably have lots on this weekend, we certainly do.' The show them the door.
Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: Tal on October 04, 2013, 07:52:27 PM Bit leftfield, but...
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoYAgKGnZ6U Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: The Camel on October 04, 2013, 08:56:29 PM Seven and three quarter hours and they've finally gone. And I've lost the will to live.
Their parting words "you've probably got loads to do, so we better be make tracks". Well, I did have about five hours ago... Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: sovietsong on October 04, 2013, 09:13:48 PM not sure how i missed it before but blatant I have real friends brag
Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: Sark79 on October 04, 2013, 09:24:10 PM Dogs come in handy with this problem. I just say hey lets go for a walk , the dog needs out. Everyone I know is lazy so they never want to walk and they decide to make tracks on their own without being asked. They even think in their mind they were the one to make the choice to leave. Another positive is the dog gets a walk and you get to work off the dinner you just ate.
Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: DaveShoelace on October 04, 2013, 09:26:58 PM Dogs come in handy with this problem. I just say hey lets go for a walk , the dog needs out. Everyone I know is lazy so they never want to walk and they decide to make tracks on their own without being asked. They even think in their mind they were the one to make the choice to leave. Another positive is the dog gets a walk and you get to work off the dinner you just ate. All this. Our dog has got us out of all sorts of scrapes. Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: doubleup on October 04, 2013, 09:42:47 PM obv "I've got friends" brag post imo
Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: Tal on October 04, 2013, 09:43:33 PM Dogs come in handy with this problem. I just say hey lets go for a walk , the dog needs out. Everyone I know is lazy so they never want to walk and they decide to make tracks on their own without being asked. They even think in their mind they were the one to make the choice to leave. Another positive is the dog gets a walk and you get to work off the dinner you just ate. All this. Our dog has got us out of all sorts of scrapes. The number of times I've humped a teddy bear... Title: Re: How do you get rid of unwanted guests? Post by: Karabiner on October 05, 2013, 11:48:34 AM Did you run out of brandy?
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