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It was Ariston, Mikky T and Nemesis who gave me the idea.

Post your useless inventions.....

Helicopter ejector seat?

Or did you mean real useless inventions like the fold button?

Ash tray for a motor bike...

Most useless invention ever is the Big slipper, as seen in the news of the world and other tabloids , one big slipper for both feet, wtf???

Chocolate fireguard

Doggles, eye protectors for your mutt.

Oh @#$! me my sides are splitting.

the Vacubarber was another useless peice of crap, it was a hoover that you would use on yer barnett to trim yer hair. If you ever used it you looked like one of those Bosnians from the news pics.

Ironing water. I've been thinking about it for days and I still don't get it

Didn't make that one up.....

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you are in to some kinky sheight mate that you could find that.

Oh man people in my house think I'm crazy I'm laughing so hard!!

tank u are a genious, where do u find these things?

The home paper shredder to protect yourself against that media invention that is identity theft.

My brother-in-law wanted one for Christmas. This made me laugh, someone wanting to steal his identity. He's so bankrupt he can't even hire a video.

The Butter stick was another, it was like pritt stick but it was butter.



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To be fair the doggle is not a useless invention.

Is your dog too slow at getting sticks when you chuck them in a pond. Doesn't that just piss your life off?

The doggle improves your best pal's underwater visibility. Studies show that if you throw your stick in the water the doggle can improve the retrieve time by an average of 15%.

Worth every penny!

The braille TV Guide, that one floored me.

I'm still laughing at that picutre. Crying in fact. My stomach hurts.

Why stop at butter?

I believe all food should come on a stick.

those big blind , small blind buttons you see in cheapo chip sets

LOL, that made me laugh, can just imagine you wandering about and thinking "Why the hell is there such a thing", "Ironing Water. WTF is all that about" "I mean...who would PAY for ironing water!"

Don't let it get to you

Poppet xx

I still cant find an electric bawbag inflator

w t f

Another useless invention... well, I spose creation is the proper word?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana.php

Trust you to like that crap!!

what about the banana protector ( i think it looks like ssummat else)

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Is that an electric vibrating banana protector?

So your na-na doesn't unripen in your undies drawer?    >:?

u can even get one that looks like a banana woooooow

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Leon says The Citroen Dolly is a useless pile of s.........

He also says that he knows something else thats useless... and looked at me :( Thanks hun!

it does look like it has a switch

just saw this one this is funny!!

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Double-sided playing cards....

Only useful for making me laugh - the humungatongue......

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http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=941 (http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=941)

I've so got to get one for my parents' dog :D

That site also sells the Doggles.

Love Eggs.

I seriously think thats got potential.

Does anyone remember that book called everything men know about women - it was blank and sold loads............double sided playing cards is another one of those....

They are not for men - I repeat - they are not for men.

I always knew the ex-wife was sadistic, but only now the depths of her hatred for me have become clear

Like Yorkies, but for girls.

I have a vacancy for a colonic therapist - she appears to have the required qualifications.

well, it could work in two ways, she could work on someone's backside whilst she talked out of hers.....

sorry but pmsl

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funniest thing ive ever ever seen... ive just ordered 3 set of doggles, my bananas wil no more be bruised, and if they do get bruised i'll chop them up and have with peanut butter...

you guys r the best..

and if your cat is feeling left out because the dog of the house has his doggles...

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