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Title: Funny/Daft Player Notes
Post by: jjandellis on November 04, 2013, 11:38:46 PM
Just wondering if anyone else has any funny/daft player notes?

Just had a guy come up from a while ago and had a quick read, god knows what I wrote so much but his blow up made me laugh so maybe it worked as I fully remember him:

"Very angry young man. Argentinian. Super High 3b%. Called his 3b pre and all 3 barrels for 1.5 BI sized pot with 66 on 2c4djc7ckh board. Says I'm the worst EVER. Says my stats are bad and I'm losing player. When tell him they're locked he says my mother is a whore. Disagrees that Malvinas belong to my country. Believes his country not economically fucked. Didn't like my offer to send 5$$$ on stars to buy me his street. Will defo spite call me in future"


Title: Re: Funny/Daft Player Notes
Post by: pleno1 on November 04, 2013, 11:42:59 PM
saw me call an all in with 95 in a 3bet pot on q8qtr, he had aces.


Title: Re: Funny/Daft Player Notes
Post by: AlexMartin on November 05, 2013, 02:28:59 AM
"do not leave this monkey"


Title: Re: Funny/Daft Player Notes
Post by: Karabiner on November 05, 2013, 05:16:12 PM
"c**t"


Title: Re: Funny/Daft Player Notes
Post by: AndrewT on November 05, 2013, 05:28:10 PM
'gives me lot of respect - thinks I'm better than I am'


Title: Re: Funny/Daft Player Notes
Post by: MC on November 05, 2013, 06:17:10 PM
saw me call an all in with 95 in a 3bet pot on q8qtr, he had aces.

lol, is this real? :D


Title: Re: Funny/Daft Player Notes
Post by: Evilpengwinz on November 05, 2013, 11:40:20 PM
"c**t"

Same here x100, lol

Have a note on some really ABC reg who never adapts to anything ever that says "Alphabetti Spaghetti".