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Title: O/T Animal planet
Post by: TightEnd on January 24, 2006, 05:44:05 PM
The ant always turns falls over to its right side when pissed (thousands were spent on establishing that fact!)

The elephant is the only mammal able to kneel on all fours

Turtles can breathe through their bottms

Starfish don't have brains

Dolphins are the only species, apart from humans, to have sex for pleasure

I am leaving monkey facts to the resident expert...



 


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: Nem on January 24, 2006, 05:47:07 PM
Dolphins are the only species, apart from humans, to have sex for pleasure

I read somewhere that Rats were the only other species to have sex for pleasure.


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: Rod Paradise on January 24, 2006, 05:48:16 PM
Dolphins are the only species, apart from humans, to have sex for pleasure

I am leaving monkey facts to the resident expert...



 

I'll get in before him... the bonobo (or pygmy chimpanzee) also has sex for pleasure - a lot, including oral sex, missionary position (only mammal apart from humans to do this) homosexual sex.... the only thing they're missing is whips & chains because they're too busy at it to invent them  :D


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: TightEnd on January 24, 2006, 05:54:07 PM
nice to start a bit of controversy off

of course sex for pleasure is a rarity in some parts of the human race too, he says looking in the general direction of his ex-wife.....


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: Rod Paradise on January 24, 2006, 05:56:12 PM
nice to start a bit of controversy off

of course sex for pleasure is a rarity in some parts of the human race too, he says looking in the general direction of his ex-wife.....

Sex for someone else's pleasure is overrated - as long as one of you is smiling... good enough ;)


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: matt674 on January 24, 2006, 06:01:40 PM

I'll get in before him... the bonobo (or pygmy chimpanzee) also has sex for pleasure - a lot, including oral sex, missionary position (only mammal apart from humans to do this) homosexual sex.... the only thing they're missing is whips & chains because they're too busy at it to invent them  :D

i posted proof of that ages ago!! its my pokerstars picture - they made me just put my face up though :(

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=4126.270


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: TightEnd on January 24, 2006, 06:04:50 PM
Fleas can accelerate 50 times faster than the space shuttle.

Powerful engines in those flea cars clearly.


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: TightEnd on January 24, 2006, 06:05:44 PM
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.


cue Kiv......


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: matt674 on January 24, 2006, 06:06:25 PM
Fleas can accelerate 50 times faster than the space shuttle.

Powerful engines in those flea cars clearly.

they taste good too ;)


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: Rod Paradise on January 24, 2006, 06:09:05 PM

I'll get in before him... the bonobo (or pygmy chimpanzee) also has sex for pleasure - a lot, including oral sex, missionary position (only mammal apart from humans to do this) homosexual sex.... the only thing they're missing is whips & chains because they're too busy at it to invent them  :D

i posted proof of that ages ago!! its my pokerstars picture - they made me just put my face up though :(

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=4126.270

It would help if you showed bonobos not orangutans  ;tk;


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: Poppet7 on January 24, 2006, 06:14:02 PM
What about dogs? surely they do it for pleasure, why would try try humping peoples legs if not?  :blonde:


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: matt674 on January 24, 2006, 06:14:59 PM
was just proving that it isnt just you humans that enjoy oral sex!!

i gave you a my monkey bearing his backside smiley on the erikson thread to help you out - what more do you want?? :)


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: Rod Paradise on January 24, 2006, 06:15:39 PM
was just proving that it isnt just you humans that enjoy oral sex!!

i gave you a my monkey bearing his backside smiley on the erikson thread to help you out - what more do you want?? :)

Didn't see that - thanks!!


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: The Dundonian on January 24, 2006, 07:28:46 PM
nice to start a bit of controversy off


Sex for someone else's pleasure is overrated - as long as one of you is smiling... good enough ;)

Here! Here!


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: Jim-D on January 24, 2006, 08:11:13 PM


Turtles can breathe through their bottms.


 


Boy that made me laugh.......( childish i know )


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: Rod Paradise on January 24, 2006, 08:29:07 PM


Turtles can breathe through their bottms.


 


Boy that made me laugh.......( childish i know )

Me too - do you think they think everywhere smells of shit? :D


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: AlrightJack on January 24, 2006, 08:30:53 PM
i thought it was that humans are the only species where the female enjoys sex as well


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: Heid on January 24, 2006, 08:39:42 PM
Dogs have the brain capacity and understanding level of a toddler to a 6 year old dependant on breed. german Shepherds are cleverest,certain breeds of Spaniel are stupidest.

Pigs, however, are cleverer than German Shepherds, which is a bit of a shame really, when you think how most of them ar treated :( Not that I am a vegetarian, so I can't really talk.


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: matt674 on January 30, 2006, 10:03:02 AM
Better watch out - there's a monkey policeman about.....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11045681/?GT1=7538

One for those who question our mathematical expertise..........

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9912319/

And finally one that didnt probably need scientists to spend $200,000,000 researching - i could have told them for 5 bananas!! Apparently its in a monkey's genes to gamble......

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9045343/


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: Trace on January 30, 2006, 11:13:24 AM
Dogs have the brain capacity and understanding level of a toddler to a 6 year old dependant on breed. german Shepherds are cleverest,certain breeds of Spaniel are stupidest.

Pigs, however, are cleverer than German Shepherds, which is a bit of a shame really, when you think how most of them ar treated :( Not that I am a vegetarian, so I can't really talk.

I'm sure I heard/read somewhere that Border Collies were most intelligent/cleverest.

Confused now?


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 30, 2006, 11:28:01 AM
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.


cue Kiv......

This is a slightly shortened version of the quote, the full quote is..

"It is possible to lead a cow upstairs when drunk, but its difficult getting rid of her in the morning when sober"


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: tikay on January 30, 2006, 03:28:17 PM
You can take a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: matt674 on January 30, 2006, 03:29:40 PM
You can take a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

I will be the first to submit a request for a tumbleweed smiley.................


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: matt674 on January 30, 2006, 03:33:42 PM
no need - found this in another thread  :D

......(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/Davebhoy67/tumbleweeds01.jpg)......


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: Sark79 on January 31, 2006, 03:07:39 PM
I saw a TV show a few years ago which explained what Britians most intelligent animals were. In the top 10, there were three species of birds. Sqirrel's, rats, dogs and cats also featured in the top 10.


In top spot was the Rook. See link below. These birds are so intelligent. In each of the last two summers, I have fed and cared for injured rooks that seem to find their way into my garden. After building a shelter at the end of my garden, they slowly recovered. It didn't take long for these birds to associate me with food. However with people they didn't recognise they became agitated and attempted to fly away. Amazing birds.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/animals/features/294feature2.shtml


These are some other intelligent animals native to the UK in the link below

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/animals/features/294feature1.shtml


There are some quick and interesting animal facts on this site below.

http://www.highinfact.com/Animals.htm



Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: RED-DOG on January 31, 2006, 03:14:05 PM


Turtles can breathe through their bottms

 


I can open a bottle of sauce with my tongue, and breathe through my ears


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: Sark79 on January 31, 2006, 03:15:28 PM
Impressive skills to have  :D


Title: Re: O/T Animal planet
Post by: PointsUp on January 31, 2006, 03:34:36 PM
The pig is the only animal that smells the same alive as it does dead.