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With my confidence soaring to just above ground level after 2 cashes from my last two outings, I’m thinking of playing the £440 GPS in Sheffield.



Sheffield is my home town. My alma mater.

As an infant she kept me safe, hiding my waste-ground home behind her omnipresent industrial estates, shrouding me in her thick, warm smog, suckling me at her soot stained breast.

When I was a boy, she watched over me while I played and she educated me as I worked the knocker on the countless thousands of terraced houses that clung steadfastly to the steep slopes of her seven hills. One arched passageway through grimy red brick gave access to four houses. Each house had a six-foot square cobbled ‘garden’, a tin bath hanging on the wall, and a clothesline strung between the kitchen end and the outside toilet.

The people behind the doors were as tough and dour as their dwellings, but she taught me that if you could find a way past the threshold, there was always some warmth on the inside.

When I was a young man, she gave me my freedom. My first drink, my first cigarette, my first girlfriend, my first fistfight, and my first run in with the law.

She gave me tough love. When I was arrogant, she slapped me down, dampening my spirit beneath her grey, rain laden skies and crushing my conceit beneath the weight of her dark oppressive winters. But if I was feeling I was sad and withdrawn she would open her heavy outer garments and draw me once again to her soft welcoming bosom.

She could thaw my frozen soul before the open door of a steel foundry blast furnace, or cool my fevered brow beside an achingly beautiful waterfall in the Rivelin valley.

I carry the essence of her with me always.

Poker aside, its time I paid her a visit.

Blimey.

Just need some detail now.

Reserve 10% for me, please, Tom. I'll probably not take it, out of spite, but grant me that pleasure please.

Cue 8 pages of dithering by Tom.

5 please, but only at a markup!

Trust you to stick your nose in.

Might as well spin down the winnings from the weekend with a 10ball pls ;)

10%

Must be the first staking request where the OP is only "thinking" of playing the event he wants staking for...

...and is still getting buyers

Oops!

I got a bit carried away reminiscing about Sheffield and forgot to add the nitty gritty.

I want to sell 50% of myself at spot but won't be offended if someone wants to add a little bit of mark-up to help with expenses.

I probably should give first option to those poor misguided souls that I laughing refer to as my previous 'Investors', but I'm fine with anything that doesn't put any noses out of joint. (No Papertits pun intended).

Just love the way you write. Lets be clear though i will NOT be suckered in to this proposal and the impending farce that will surely ensue.

:)

Personal attack, bang out of order, please don't insult Cos Conk.

Now there speaks a wise man. I think I've semi-cocked it up already.

10% please, @.......




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I wouldn't dare, it's bigger than me.

Against my better judgement and previous comments i will take 5 please.

is this cancelled yet?

Shipped for 10% plus a bit of rungood food!!

10% please. I'll ship too much again if its lucky :D

He realised he got the cancel in a bit early last time (page 1) so is slowrolling it for a bit further in, reel more people in.

He only redeemed himself last time by the slowroll of the uncancel.

He then undid all his good work by actually cashing in the event - this is not what we've come to expect of staking threads and sets a dangerous precedent for others.

In meeting. can't post.

Shouldn't be browsing blonde but current speaker is boring.

Didn't realise this was a new thread.  Will take any left, but Gl anyway.

Tony 10%

Cos 5%

Richard 10% Paid.

Greg 5%

Simon 10%

David 10%

Booked!

Thanks guys.  Good Luck Us.


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Missed out on this ):

Good luck Tom

Hi Tom, pm me bank details or address where I can send the postal order please.

Put me down for 5% but only on one condition:

We need to hear part two of the tale of the tiltastic gurning dingleberry man.

I'm sold out I'm afraid Ralph, but the concluding part of dingleberry man is on my to do list.

sent.

When is this and do you want paying now?  If so will send later

I'll be playing on Friday, all being well.

When should you send? Well...  I would hate it if you had to ship when we had already lost.

Shipped enough for 5% and a chinese dingleberry tea.
Good luck.

May the rain fall soft upon your fields.

Tony 10%

Cos 5%

Richard 10% Paid.

Greg 5% Paid

Simon 10% Paid.

David 10% Paid.

Booked!

Thanks guys.  Good Luck Us.

Shipped £44 this morning

Thanks guys.

Up to 25800, then down to 24600.

It's been a real roller coaster so far.

can someone swap me my FTP $ for their Stars $ so that I can pay Mr Dog the 5% I owe?

We got battered in the last two levels. Down to 13k

just batter em back in the next 2 imo!

Has this happened?  I have stars, full tilt, and bank.  Whichever Mr Dog prefers.  I am TheMightyDoobs on tilt.