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Title: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Tal on April 05, 2014, 10:14:25 PM
I've no doubt there was an earlier edition somewhere, but I'm not going hunting.

Rules are:

1. It must be either a new word or a new definition of an old word
2. You must give a definition and an example of it in use
3. The word must in some way relate to poker

Maybe we can get one into common parlance in the near future.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Tal on April 05, 2014, 10:18:26 PM
Speechtank

Verb. To spend ages over a decision while trying to chat the opponent into telling you what they have.


"Whose turn is it?"
"Seat five still. He's speechtanking" ::)



Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: polerization on April 06, 2014, 03:15:29 AM
I <3 this thread tal and if i come up with any will defo be commenting!


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: tikay on April 06, 2014, 09:03:08 AM

Middied
 
Win the lot.

How did you get on.

I Middied


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: cambridgealex on April 06, 2014, 09:22:47 AM
To deadman / be deadmanned.

"Honey, it would be nice to deadman for a change tonight"

Definition: to come second.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: DaveShoelace on April 06, 2014, 10:27:19 AM
Boshi Bating

To purposely make an ignorant post with the hopes of engraging Daniel 'Kinboshi' Phillips

"Hi Tighty, please don't remove my post about science not being able to disprove creationism, I'm just boshi bating for lols"



Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: RED-DOG on April 06, 2014, 11:19:29 AM
Frankiesize.

Unnecessary capitalisation.

"OK. No need to Frankiesize"


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: RED-DOG on April 06, 2014, 11:26:46 AM
Vinvitation.

When someone invites you to buy them dinner.

"Fancy a Nando's?"


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: claypole on April 06, 2014, 12:17:39 PM
Vinvitation.

When someone invites you to buy them dinner.

"Fancy a Nando's?"

Genius


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: celtic on April 06, 2014, 12:43:45 PM
Vinvitation.

When someone invites you to buy them dinner.

"Fancy a Nando's?"

 ;tightend;

Brilliant. I like that a lot. And will use in future.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: RED-DOG on April 06, 2014, 12:54:02 PM
Chomplement.

Praise someone's skill at picking the winners of contests that most people are too embarrassed to admit they take an interest in.

"Well done on the Eurovision Song Contest mate."



Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Tal on April 06, 2014, 07:21:14 PM
Great stuff, chaps. Keep em coming.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Tal on April 06, 2014, 07:30:07 PM
Neckroll

Noun.

A stretching of the neck before making an obvious decision.

"So he doesn't call straight away and I'm sure my bottom two is good. Then he delivers a neckroll with a ten high flush!"


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Doobs on April 06, 2014, 07:58:20 PM
Explenotion.

A description of a poker concept that is way above the heads of the readership. 

Eg I know both the villians have trips and I just have 2 pair but I really want to 5 bet get it in here.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: TightEnd on April 06, 2014, 08:09:09 PM
antanticipation

the feeling you get when Crystal Palace have won and you see Ant040489 is composing a post on the Betting tips board


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Rexas on April 06, 2014, 08:09:59 PM
Explenotion.

A description of a poker concept that is way above the heads of the readership. 

Eg I know both the villians have trips and I just have 2 pair but I really want to 5 bet get it in here.

Plenotion too obvious? ;)


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: redsimon on April 06, 2014, 08:14:53 PM
Baffold
To be confused when a player folds QQ in the sb to a button raise :D


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: SteveF on April 06, 2014, 10:09:41 PM
"Enquireraise"

When opponent is sitting with a monster hand & asks how much it is before instantly announcing raise without caring what the answer to his original question was.

"How much is to me? I raise!"

To enquireraise



Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: SteveF on April 06, 2014, 10:15:17 PM
Invisicams

A player that places both their cards side by side in front of them imitating how you would place them if there were actually hole card cameras under the table tv style.

"He's using the Invisicams again"



Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Tal on April 06, 2014, 10:24:11 PM
Invisicams

A player that places both their cards side by side in front of them imitating how you would place them if there were actually hole card cameras under the table tv style.

"He's using the Invisicams again"



Sooooo using this!


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Rexas on April 06, 2014, 10:29:37 PM
"Enquireraise"

When opponent is sitting with a monster hand & asks how much it is before instantly announcing raise without caring what the answer to his original question was.

"How much is to me? I raise!"

To enquireraise



I'd like to add some meaning to this one, if that's ok -

When a player enquires as to how much you have behind, when it clearly isn't relevant to the decision or indeed they would have no idea what to do with that information if it was, and then raises.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: AlexMartin on April 07, 2014, 01:24:38 AM
these are great!


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: polerization on April 07, 2014, 01:44:25 AM
"Enquireraise"

When opponent is sitting with a monster hand & asks how much it is before instantly announcing raise without caring what the answer to his original question was.

"How much is to me? I raise!"

To enquireraise



I'd like to add some meaning to this one, if that's ok -

When a player enquires as to how much you have behind, when it clearly isn't relevant to the decision or indeed they would have no idea what to do with that information if it was, and then raises.

or when a player asks how much it is (gets told its been folded to him) then he mucks.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: theprawnidentity on April 07, 2014, 02:44:56 AM
Askhole

Someone who constantly asks for advice in PHA but never takes it on board.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Rexas on April 07, 2014, 06:57:36 PM
Twanker

or

To Twank

To tank for an excessively long period of time for trivial decisions.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: DaveShoelace on April 07, 2014, 07:03:38 PM
I'm taking suggestions for better names, but:

Fish Fingers

Player who manages to fold their hand, run to the toilet and make it back to the table before their next hand is dealt.

"I don't want to win his chips anyway, he is a smelly fish fingers" or something


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: stato_1 on April 07, 2014, 09:15:12 PM
ROLLTRIBUTION

The justice suffered by a slowroller when they get sucked out on after tank calling with a very strong hand


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: mulhuzz on April 07, 2014, 09:29:01 PM
ROLLTRIBUTION

The justice suffered by a slowroller when they get sucked out on after tank calling with a very strong hand

Brilliant.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: BorntoBubble on April 08, 2014, 12:21:38 AM
ROLLTRIBUTION

The justice suffered by a slowroller when they get sucked out on after tank calling with a very strong hand

Brilliant.

Can this also be used if you slow roll a slow roller especially if they are spanish


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: SuuPRlim on April 08, 2014, 11:37:39 AM
Betimism

Or, to be a Betimist

A person who loses betting football and darts (or indeed other sports!) every time but still goes in every Saturday, Sunday and Thursday thinking that today will "be his day" and genuinely believes he is just the most unlucky darts bettor in the world


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: kinboshi on April 08, 2014, 12:03:04 PM
Taciturn

When someone who was chatting away suddenly goes silent and serious, probably mid-sentence,  during a hand when the turn card comes.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Tal on April 08, 2014, 12:41:19 PM
Swingbet

noun.

A notable change in bet sizing during a hand, such as a one big blind bet on the flop followed by overbetting the pot on the turn.

"I was absolutely convinced I was ahead with top top...'til he unleashed a swingbet!"


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: TightEnd on April 08, 2014, 12:51:42 PM
Riverdance

Verb

to celebrate inapprorpriately on out-drawing your opponent on the river

"I was feeling ok about being one outered by Rastafish until he riverdanced around the table when he hit"


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: atdc21 on April 08, 2014, 01:05:44 PM
nipspert
A person who exels in getting cash from winners.
'Dave copped a ton from fred after his touney win again'
'yes he is a nipspert'


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: strak33 on April 08, 2014, 01:17:37 PM
Mondaday

To wake up and sneeze so just have the day in bed.





Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: TightEnd on April 08, 2014, 01:19:48 PM
Mondaday

To wake up and sneeze so just have the day in bed.





LOLOL

Very good.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: kinboshi on April 08, 2014, 01:23:04 PM
Food Equity

An additional factor that needs to be applied to any fold-equity calculations when looking to bet someone off a hand whilst they are eating food.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: kinboshi on April 08, 2014, 02:15:40 PM
Rexas Holdem

A variation of poker that involves two hole cards, five community cards, and unparalleled scenes of lamentation.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: TightEnd on April 08, 2014, 02:24:00 PM
Rudeymental

The art of playing in the fashion of Abert Sapiano

"I was getting bored, so decided to go all rudeymental"


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Tal on April 08, 2014, 02:38:20 PM
Pre-ante ejaculation

Noun.

A loud and emotional expression of joy at winning a hand during the early stages of a tournament, akin to those seen at final tables on TV.


(On a distant table)"Yes!!! Justice! Come on! Whoo!"

"What was that?!
"Pre-ante ejaculation"

(Dealer) "blinds up, please. 50/100"


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Rexas on April 08, 2014, 03:04:04 PM
Rexas Holdem

A variation of poker that involves two hole cards, five community cards, and unparalleled scenes of lamentation.

I definitely deserved that :p


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: cambridgealex on April 08, 2014, 04:52:07 PM
Taciturn

When someone who was chatting away suddenly goes silent and serious, probably mid-sentence,  during a hand when the turn card comes.


Appreciate the Latin.

#RECOGNISE


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: theprawnidentity on April 08, 2014, 05:59:58 PM
Taciturn

When someone who was chatting away suddenly goes silent and serious, probably mid-sentence,  during a hand when the turn card comes.


Appreciate the Latin.

#RECOGNISE

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSKjPHCzcK8


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Rexas on April 08, 2014, 06:16:49 PM
To Kinboshit

To run well for an abnormally long period of time (it's a pun!!!)


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Tal on April 08, 2014, 06:57:43 PM
Tightalike

Noun

A post from TightEnd during the updates of a live poker tournament in which a player in the tournament is compared visually to a celebrity/cartoon/object.

"Have you seen the latest Tightalike? Tikay's going to regret wearing that flat cap..."


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: kinboshi on April 08, 2014, 08:33:26 PM
To Kinboshit

To run well for an abnormally long period of time (it's a pun!!!)


:)


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: celtic on April 08, 2014, 08:42:46 PM
Mondaday

To wake up and sneeze so just have the day in bed.





Absolutely love this. Wp strak.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: mondatoo on April 08, 2014, 08:48:45 PM
Mondaday

To wake up and sneeze so just have the day in bed.





Absolutely love this. Wp strak.

I missed this, fkn grrrrrrrr, wpwp.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: OverTheBorder on April 08, 2014, 08:53:37 PM
"Herbicide "

Noun

The systematic destruction of a harmonised thread, which is normally followed by "Tightainmemt" which is defined as the containment of herbicide and other destructive forces.

"The thread was subject to an act of herbicide which had to be swiftly tightained"


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: TommyD on April 09, 2014, 12:37:05 AM
Disetppointment

Noun

In the live arena, to tank for a long time while facing a preflop raise in a multiway pot before sigh folding, then to snap tut and roll your eyes at a 247 flop and whisper to your neighbour 'Always comes when you fold it eh?'

Usuage

"You got disetppointment bro?'


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: bobAlike on April 09, 2014, 01:09:36 AM
Dogtrum

Noun

An imaginary violent demonstration of rage or frustration; a sudden burst of ill temper.

"I'm sure Tom was going to jump across the table and kick his head clean off his shoulders"


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: bobAlike on April 09, 2014, 01:16:45 AM
Regicide

Noun

To call all in with pocket Kings on an Ace high board

"Bob committed regicide as he called with his pocket kings"


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Rexas on April 09, 2014, 05:48:23 PM
A Fridge

A hand that someone else has described as a cooler, when it clearly isn't.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: philthepower on April 10, 2014, 12:14:52 PM

No Way Jose

When an available seat in the 1-2-4 game at DTD is approached by a posturing Venezuelan, who intimates a strong interest in joining the table by asking countless questions, when everyone knows there's no way he'll leave the 50-1.00 table, where he's winning £16.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: HutchGF on April 10, 2014, 12:23:01 PM
A Fridge

A hand that someone else has described as a cooler, when it clearly isn't.

^^^ Brilliant.

As seen by countless lol live players. 'I flopped a King with AK on a K72 rainbow board. Had to get my 50k starting stack in that board at 50/100 and the other guy had a set of 7s. Just a cooler.'

'Yeah, total fridge hand, unlucky.'


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: cambridgealex on April 10, 2014, 01:10:48 PM

No Way Jose

When an available seat in the 1-2-4 game at DTD is approached by a posturing Venezuelan, who intimates a strong interest in joining the table by asking countless questions, when everyone knows there's no way he'll leave the 50-1.00 table, where he's winning £16.

Love it.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Rexas on April 10, 2014, 02:58:26 PM
A Freezer

When your AA get cracked by 82os.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: WotRTheChances on April 10, 2014, 03:20:45 PM
A Freezer

When your AA get cracked by 82os.

:(


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: polerization on April 10, 2014, 07:24:31 PM
A Freezer

When your AA get cracked by 82os.

Is this specifically against 82os?


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: david3103 on April 10, 2014, 07:30:25 PM
Regule

A rule that applies when it benefits regulars, and that doesn't apply when it would benefit a stranger.
Most frequently experienced in high volume shouts of 'string bet'...


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: kinboshi on April 10, 2014, 09:18:20 PM

No Way Jose

When an available seat in the 1-2-4 game at DTD is approached by a posturing Venezuelan, who intimates a strong interest in joining the table by asking countless questions, when everyone knows there's no way he'll leave the 50-1.00 table, where he's winning £16.

Love it.

;applause;


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: kinboshi on April 10, 2014, 09:24:35 PM
Kurtesy

noun,

the showing of politeness in one's attitude and behaviour towards another player in case he eats you.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: kinboshi on April 10, 2014, 09:31:17 PM
A Sterne Look

A fashion style, characterised by a jumper you'd get for xmas from your gran, accessorised with a baseball cap and a 20-year old glamour model.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Tal on April 10, 2014, 09:37:01 PM
A Sterne Look

A fashion style, characterised by a jumper you'd get for xmas from your gran, accessorised with a baseball cap and a 20-year old glamour model.

See also Stearnament

Noun

Any tournament featuring Alan Stearne. Its charm is heightened by a late reg and heightened further by a late reg to an empty seat at your table. Fun times sure to follow.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: cambridgealex on April 10, 2014, 09:48:41 PM
OBJECTION

Stearnament was a term devised about 4 years ago when the hero used to be a reg in the Dtd cash games. Commonly extended to "LOL Stearnaments".

For instance, he beats your set with a rivered gutshot.

"Lol stearnaments".

It must also be noted that Alan has exceptional fashion taste and enjoys shopping at trendy European designers aimed at 20-something hipsters but pulls it off with panache and aplomb.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Tal on April 10, 2014, 09:52:16 PM
OBJECTION

Stearnament was a term devised about 4 years ago when the hero used to be a reg in the Dtd cash games. Commonly extended to "LOL Stearnaments".

For instance, he beats your set with a rivered gutshot.

"Lol stearnaments".

It must also be noted that Alan has exceptional fashion taste and enjoys shopping at trendy European designers aimed at 20-something hipsters but pulls it off with panache and aplomb.

I confess I had heard of its previous use.

Two things in my defence:

1) The OP does allow for existing words, but with new definitions or uses. The evolution of language and all that;
2) Anything ending "ament" should be in reference to a tournament or the contraction doesn't work.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: cambridgealex on April 10, 2014, 09:58:13 PM
OBJECTION

Stearnament was a term devised about 4 years ago when the hero used to be a reg in the Dtd cash games. Commonly extended to "LOL Stearnaments".

For instance, he beats your set with a rivered gutshot.

"Lol stearnaments".

It must also be noted that Alan has exceptional fashion taste and enjoys shopping at trendy European designers aimed at 20-something hipsters but pulls it off with panache and aplomb.

I confess I had heard of its previous use.

Two things in my defence:

1) The OP does allow for existing words, but with new definitions or uses. The evolution of language and all that;
2) Anything ending "ament" should be in reference to a tournament or the contraction doesn't work.

1) fair point, upheld

2) evolution of language and all that...


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Tal on April 10, 2014, 10:00:59 PM
;)


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: cambridgealex on April 10, 2014, 10:08:22 PM
;)

Shit I missed the semi colon after point 1. It was a freeroll perfect usage since you'd done it in the previous post too. Gash.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Tal on April 10, 2014, 10:22:31 PM
P-chips

Noun

Profit in betting disc form.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: kinboshi on April 10, 2014, 10:28:57 PM
Optimism

noun

Rotating the 3-sided DTD menu beyond 360° in the vain hope that you'll stumble across something new and interesting.


Realism

noun

Ordering the same thing from the DTD menu as you have for the past 16 weeks.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: kinboshi on April 10, 2014, 10:31:24 PM
Absolutism

noun

A game played to the soundtrack of 80s music at DTD by people who are old (also usually graduates of Sheffield Uni).


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: philthepower on April 11, 2014, 10:21:11 AM
Absolutism

noun

A game played to the soundtrack of 80s music at DTD by people who are old (also usually graduates of Sheffield Uni).

:)

And what a great game it is.

I think you should spearhead a protest Dan, arriving each week dressed as an 80's music legend until Absolute 80's is restored to it's rightful position as DTD's official soundtrack.

Start with Boy George.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: philthepower on April 11, 2014, 10:34:18 AM
Pissclick

(1) Pissing your chips away online.

What happened to that huge stack you had?

Oh, I pissclicked it away.


(2) Playing online when drunk, which inevitably leads back to definition (1) unless:

(2i) Your name is Nick Hicks, in which case that second carafe of pinot grigio only serves as rocket fuel to propel you to a Sunday million victory, giving rise to a secondary term:

Hicksclicking

How on earth did you win that? When I left you could barely speak.

I just Hicksclicked my way to victory.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Rexas on April 11, 2014, 01:59:43 PM
The Tombomb

Bombing the river after backdooring some weird shit, often with somewhat optimistic starting cards :D


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: JK on April 12, 2014, 09:43:56 PM
The Belton Bowl

The amount of chips Zerofive is expected to have at any stage in any live tournament.

Example: "How is Sean doing in that live tournament?" "Oh he has a Belton Bowl"


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: pokerfan on April 13, 2014, 01:02:34 AM
Milliganed

You think your a lock In a  DTD sat but then the big stack gifts the short stack 2bb's,
"Oh shit I've been milliganed"


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: JK on April 15, 2014, 01:26:28 AM
The Belton Bowl

The amount of chips Zerofive is expected to have at any stage in any live tournament.

Example: "How is Sean doing in that live tournament?" "Oh he has a Belton Bowl"

Obv wins the live tournament he's in when I post this. What a guy


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Eso Kral on April 15, 2014, 10:00:26 AM
To Wazz / Wazzing

Definition - To create a diary or post 300 times within a week period with the sole intention of selling a vegas or other staking package whilst declaring when questioned that you will be posting a lot more on the forum but post vegas wait until the next package is due before posting again

"Wow your post count has been up in the last few days"

"Yeah I wazzs just Wazzing!"


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: cambridgealex on April 15, 2014, 12:20:23 PM
Bitchtionary

To use this thread to get something off your chest, in a light hearted disguise.

;bumwiggle;


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Mitch on April 16, 2014, 01:40:24 AM
Hulmeongous

To be massively overweight, to the point people are mistaking you for a bus.

"Look at Andrew, he's Hulmeongous"


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: Rexas on April 16, 2014, 01:47:48 AM
Mitchelin Star

A special award for any dish on a menu that Mitch regularly orders, normally awarded by page rather than single item.


Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: redsimon on April 18, 2014, 12:14:01 PM

Nevilling

Where you have a big hand and your opponent outdraws you but you call off your chips then recount your hand to Tighty and anyone you bump into at DtD .



Title: Re: Blonde Dictionary of Poker (2014 Edition)
Post by: philthepower on May 27, 2014, 05:50:06 PM
The Fred Spread

The eye-watering differential between one night's winnings and the next night's losses.

Named after the extremes loving, swing seeking, bearded hero who has never come even remotely close to uttering the words "I finished level".

You felt the entire table in a 10k coup one day and you knock in the Ugandan national debt the next, otherwise you're not playing the game.