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There are eleven questions. You must answer ten of them and pass on one. You will score zero for the question you pass. You may not pass Question 11.

Your score for each question is the number of people who give the same correct answer. The answer most commonly given is called the sheep. If you give an incorrect answer, you will receive the sheep score +5.

You are not allowed to do research such as Google searches to come up with answers.

The reveal will take place on Monday 2 June at 8pm. Objections will be considered during the reveal. However, my decision will be final.

To enter you should PM your answers to me by 8pm on Sunday 1st June.


1. Someone famous whose booty (bum) has attracted a lot of media attention.

2. A President, Prime Minister or King who has or had a beard.

3. A famous transsexual or transvestite.

4.  A current full member of the UK Government, ie someone in the Cabinet [in case there are sudden changes, those in situ at the time the quiz is published]. Name please, not position.

5. A member of the Jackson, Osmond or Gibb families, who was a member of the family band.

6. A woman who is, or has been, President or Prime Minister of her country.

7. Two members of the same family who have both represented GB, UK or any of their constituent countries at sport. Family is limited to siblings, parent/child and husband/wife. Full international level only, ie under-age, reserve, etc don't count.

8. An island (or island group) off the coast of Britain, which is permanently inhabited by humans.

9. Someone who has represented the UK at the Eurovision Song Contest.

10. A country which was a member of the Warsaw Pact. For the hard of history, this was "Eastern Europe". For countries that have been restructured, I require the name of the country at the time, not current names for its successor countries. The normal name by which a country is known is fine; I don't require its official name (although feel free to use that if you know it).

11. An answer that has been given by someone else for any of the previous questions.

In.
Actualy made an effort this time!

In, good quiz John.

Entrants So Far:

TightEnd
Redsgirl
fatcatstu
dwh103

Bloody hell! Some people have interpreted questions differently to how I meant them. Already got several answers that are going to cause trouble in the reveal.

I will make the effort to enter this one.

I think q11 should be retired though for whoever is up next.  Getting a bit samey.

entered and enjoyed the questions, some of which took some thought

In.  Beating Marris.

IN.

Loving some of the questions :)

+1

in.

Imagine there may be some policing issues with the first question. I have mentioned a pornstar right off the bat, and have, if necessary, cited multiple media sources, promoting the protagonist's ample bottom.

Not really.

But just don't give me that scope.

In.

More celebrity ass questions, less Warsaw pact please.

In. no top selling artist songs this time, i must be a favourite ;)

I don't know, after the perrygate saga, I wouldn't be surprised if you thought Rachel Riley was a blatant tranny.

Entrants So Far:

TightEnd
Redsgirl
fatcatstu
dwh103
tomsom87
Longines
kinboshi
Rubbish2407
Ant040689
HutchGF
verndog158

You lot are feckin weird. I put up a simple straightforward quiz and what do I get? I can honestly say that I did not anticipate some of the answers I have had.

Can't argue with that.


Weird stuff, probably.


Now that's the weirdest bit - what did you expect?

:D

In.

What's the rule on spelling? Exact match - first name and surname?

It's up to the QM.  Some of them can be right pedants, some are more easy going.  Some are sharplea.

In, spent ages levelling myself over question 11 :p

Entrants So Far:

TightEnd
Redsgirl
fatcatstu
dwh103
tomsom87
Longines
kinboshi
Rubbish2407
Ant040689
HutchGF
verndog158
BulldozerD
Rexas

It's slowed down since I started abusing the entrants.

Still time to enter.

I'll let you off if it's obvious who you mean.

Er, something unexpected has come up.

Reveal with be tomorrow night.

Standard, defo becoming RSQ tradition ;)

Tradition being: When will redsgirl be out? That's when we'll do the reveal.

The reveal will be at 8pm.

Had quite a few complications in the last few days, so no time to prepare. Half an hour should be plenty - what could go wrong?

Okay, maybe we can knock this off quickly. I wanted to do a simple quiz - no questions that only some people know, like ones about DTD, towns in my county, where I have lived and so on. Plenty of options, but with the possibility of people finding more obscure answers. Above all, no killer question at the end that wipes out someone's efforts in one go.

I don't think it has quite worked out like that.

There are a lot of Aces. It's going to be low-scoring. I don't yet know the winner cos I haven't got that far.

So......

1. Someone famous whose booty (bum) has attracted a lot of media attention.

I thought this would lead to a few interesting answers, but I was mainly just thinking of the likes of Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, Pippa Middleton.

Little did I know where it would lead.

Carol Vorderman - 4
Rexas
Mark_Porter
TightEnd
Ant040689


Aces
Redsgirl   Anneka Rice
fatcatstu   Bernard Joseph Slaven
dwh103   Max Mosley
tomsom87   Serena Williams
kinboshi   Alan Turing
Rubbish2407   Shakira
HutchGF   Paula Radcliffe
verndog_158   Kylie Monogue
BulldozerD   Jennifer Lopez

Pass  Longines

Haha up yours rexas!

Who the f@ck are Bernard Slavin and Max Mosely?

Is Google allowed for the reveal?

2. A President, Prime Minister or King who has or had a beard.

Abraham Lincoln   2
HutchGF
verndog_158

George V              2         
Redsgirl
Rubbish2407
   
Henry VIII    2
Rexas
Ant040689

Aces
Ulysses Grant          TightEnd
Benjamin Disraeli       fatcatstu
King Richard I          dwh103
Saddam Hussein       tomsom87
Rollo                          Longines
Stephen King          kinboshi
King Herod             Mark_Porter
   
Pass BulldozerD

f me i am having a mare

Famous king with a beard... Stephen King is answer of the whole thing! wp sir!

Mosley was the F1 supremo who was filmed having a Nazi-themed S&M session a couple of years back.

Or supposedly not Nazi-themed, the girls were only wearing SS uniforms and speaking German.

Ahh, yes. I remember that incident just didn't place the name. Just to be argumentative......

So why is his backside famous? Does kinky sex = famous arse?

3. A famous transsexual or transvestite.

Dana International   2
Redsgirl
fatcatstu

Danny La Rue      2
dwh103
Longines

Aces
Grayson Perry   TightEnd
Eddie Izzard   Ant040689
Nadia Almedia   HutchGF
Mrs Doubtfire   verndog_158
Ru Paul   BulldozerD
Viola/Cesario (Twelfth Night)   Rexas
Conchita Wurst   Mark_Porter
Lola (from the song by the Kinks)   kinboshi

Pass   tomsom87, Rubbish2407

Yes. Nice one.

Objection

Are you allowing characters from songs?

Mrs Doubtfire is at least seen on celluloid but..

Lola (from the song by the Kinks)   kinboshi

is nothing but a figment of Ray Davies' imagination and probably allegorical.

I think there were some pictures floating around of him bent over, getting a damn good thrashing!

think that definitely counts.

objection

Viola/Cesario (Twelfth Night)   Rexas

far too cultural

and Rexas has a beard

I didn't say that they had to be real people.

:D
wheres that clutching at straws gif gone...

Who is Greyson Perry? Who is Ru Paul?

Famous - really?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grayson_Perry

been on HIGNFY in drag,too

Both are very famous, Mark. You need to stay in more.

Never seen either on The One Show before. Famous in the ceramic vase community ffs.

4. A current full member of the UK Government, ie someone in the Cabinet

Aces
Justine Greening   TightEnd
Jeremy Hunt   dwh103
Chris Grayling   tomsom87
Danny Alexander   Longines
Liam Fox   Rubbish2407
George Osborne   Ant040689
Michael Gove   HutchGF
Vince Cable   verndog_158

Incorrect                   6
Oliver Letwin   BulldozerD
David Milliband   Mark_Porter


Pass   fatcatstu, Redsgirl, Rexas, kinboshi

objection, Tomshite cant even spell government, let alone know who Chris Grayling is!

objection

Liam Fox resigned in 2011

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liam_Fox

Grayson Perry and Eddie Izzard are cross-dressers surely? Not trans anything.

Sticks right in my teeth getting a good score using that prick Gove as an answer.

Yeah, you're right obviously. That's what I get for rushing it.

This was a close one btw - Oliver Leftwing attends Cabinet, but he is not a member.

In 2005, Perry featured in a documentary produced by Twofour for Channel 4, Why Men Wear Frocks, in which he examined transvestism and masculinity at the start of the 21st century. Perry talked about his own life as a transvestite and the effect it had on him and his family, frankly discussing its difficulties and pleasures. The documentary won a Royal Television Society award for best network production.

Amended result for Q4:

4. A current full member of the UK Government, ie someone in the Cabinet

Aces
Justine Greening   TightEnd
Jeremy Hunt   dwh103
Chris Grayling   tomsom87
Danny Alexander   Longines
George Osborne   Ant040689
Michael Gove   HutchGF
Vince Cable   verndog_158

Incorrect                   6
Oliver Letwin   BulldozerD
David Milliband   Mark_Porter
Liam Fox   Rubbish2407

Pass   fatcatstu, Redsgirl, Rexas, kinboshi

scores on the doors?

5. A member of the Jackson, Osmond or Gibb families, who was a member of the family band.

Donny Osmond     2
tomsom87
dwh103

Jermaine Jackson    2   
Ant040689
Rexas

Robin Gibb         2
BulldozerD
Mark_Porter
   
Alan Osmond       2
HutchGF
Rubbish2407

Jimmy Osmond     2
kinboshi
Redsgirl

Aces
Merrill Osmond   TightEnd
Wayne Osmond   fatcatstu
Tito Jackson   Longines
   
Pass   verndog_158   

I stand corrected on the frock-wearing potter.

i wonder where this mysterious underscore has come from? ;)

All the kids are doing it these days.

but i am a kid :'(

Scores after 5 questions:

5
kinboshi
tomsom87
Longines
fatcatstu
verndog158

7
HutchGF
Redsgirl
dwh103

8
TightEnd

9
Rexas

10
Ant040689
BulldozerD

11
Rubbish2407

14
Mark_Porter

this is getting tense...

6. A woman who is, or has been, President or Prime Minister of her country.

Indira Ghandi    3
Redsgirl
kinboshi
fatcatstu

Julia Gillard   2
Rubbish2407
verndog158

Benazir Bhutto   2
dwh103
BulldozerD

Aces
Mary McAleese   TightEnd
Helle Thorning-Schmidt   tomsom87
Laura Chinchilla   HutchGF
Margaret Thatcher   Rexas

Incorrect         8
Imelda Marcos  Longines

Pass   Ant040689, Mark_Porter

this is a level, hes having us on here. objection, blatant googlism

I actually cited the Obama selfie on my application.

Two members of the same family who have both represented GB, UK or any of their constituent countries at sport:

Tracey Neville and Philip Neville      2
TightEnd
verndog_158

Aces
Princess Anne and Zara Phillips   Redsgirl
Alec & Eric Bedser                  dwh103
Gary Neville and Phil Neville      tomsom87
Tony & Paul Hand                   Longines
Andy Farrell and Owen Farrell   kinboshi
Derek and Craig Quinnell           Rubbish2407
Lampard's - Frank and Frank   Ant040689
The Brownlee Brothers           HutchGF
Andrew and Ian Henderson           BulldozerD
Ray and Richie Teece              Rexas
Andy Murray & Jamie Murray   Mark_Porter

Incorrect     7
Stuart Ward and Matthew Ward (Poker apparently)     fatcatstu
   
   

with the google link you found it on?

Glad to see my degree is worth something, also pleased to see so many vorderman rear of the year fans out there!

Teece brothers bowl comp players rexarse?

I have an objection.  Verndog should be disqualified for complete twatism and douche-baggery.

have an excuse. library procrastination. douchebaggery- i like that word

FFS Vernon!

I can confirm that.

How did you know they were brothers! You've been hiding a hobbie from us, eh? ;)

Standard, he just gets in the way. Like a 2 year old in the fast lane of a swimming pool.

haha tighty!! tomshite went for the obvious answer, as he probably didnt know the sister existed and got away with it. theres no justice sometimes.

you said on skype you came out with a cracking answer for the brothers question!

8. An island (or island group) off the coast of Britain, which is permanently inhabited by humans.

Isle of Wight    2
fatcatstu
tomsom87

Jura                   2
BulldozerD
kinboshi

Mull                   2
HutchGF
verndog_158

Aces
Isle of Sheppey      TightEnd
Ireland              Redsgirl
Hayling Island      dwh103
Skye                      Longines
Anglesey              Rubbish2407
Isle of Man          Ant040689
Mersea Island      Rexas
Sark                      Mark_Porter
   

......................................... wpsir

Scores coming...............

Defo should be bonus points for Ireland there, cracking answer.

still not as good as the Stephen King answer earlier

Or, indeed, the Katy Perry answer from last week.

 :dontask: ;hide;

Does the Q stand for Quarterly?

 ;applause; haha its such a slowroll

Obvious slow roll is obvious

RSQ- Really Slow Quiz?

9
tomsom87

11
dwh103
kinboshi
HutchGF
verndog158

12
TightEnd
Redsgirl
Rexas
Ant040689

15
Rubbish2740
BulldozerD
Longines
    
16
Mark_Porter

17
fatcatstu

Scores wouldn't post. Lost them twice. There's something wrong with the forum server tonight, I think.

this could be the darkest day of my life

Think there's a bollock to de dropped.

 ;sleep;

Aww, you's waited for me to get back home before finishing the reveal.  :kiss:

Actually, MintTrav's not even viewing his own thread! It can't have been that bad, can it?

dimshite is winning, must be something like that...

Maybe if I log out it will start again?  :'(

Appears that the reveal got slower and slower and finally ground to a halt?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe

the sickest slowroll of all time, rumour has it hes off to vegas for 3 weeks and wont be back till july...

This could be a record-breaking reveal. Not sure if we've had one span several days (probably have though).

Has anyone called the police?

so tilting, especially as we know tomshite has ballsed up!

Does anyone know MintTrav in real life? Someone give him a ring and see if he's still alive.

theres a way to die with absolutely no dignity... somerville winning your RSQ

Epic slowroll

Sod this, I'm off to bed.  ;sleep;
Catch up with yez on the morrow.

FARCE and i aint even in it

Slumped over the keyboard, asleep imo. Reveal whenever he tries to roll over and is met with page down button.

 ;booder;

so bad, so tilting, tomshite has f*cked up and i want to win! haha

Haha, quality!

Chris Vernon everybody, I wonder if he's as bad at winning as he is at losing. Probably won't ever find out though ;)

Guess he hasn't managed to sort out his internet issues.

Alternatively, biggest slow roll ever.

shall we declare verndog158 the winner by default?

about time he was questionmaster, massive turnout, plenty of objections and away we go.....

He'll be terrible. All the questions will be about cricket, how many girls he shagged last night, and how rubbish I am at poker.

haha very good rexas, ill give you that.

Congatulations MintTrav for holding the most tilting reveal ever!

I have now developed a mild case of O.C.D.

How does verndog get declared the winner when I'm currently in the lead???  For all anyone knows I've just levelled him massively.

Also, there would be no bigger embarrassment for Blonde than Vernon winning an RSQ after the Perry-gate scandal.

anything to avoid you having to work Tom.

What can I say, it's clearly what the fans... Fan* wants.
And back to dimshite levelling? What did Luke Schwartz say to Laak, 'you just aren't good enough to bluff here'
Couldn't say it better myself

There is no jobs anymore!!!

There ARE no jobs anymore, darling.

Actually, darling, there is no job anymore.  Y U NO CONTEXTING????

Yes, it is quite a shame. I hear he wrote a book which Jesus liked.

has anyone been in touch with minty to check he is ok?

i caled 101 but they couldnt find him on there database in the location of the internet

Actually think this would be worth doing, he's gone awfully quiet all of a sudden

.

He said the forum was going slow, it was obviously his connection rather than the forum. Maybe his interwebz is still down?

Hello

Sorry about that. My section of the world wide web just got slower and slower last night. It was almost impossible to post anything and then it was actually impossible when the whole lot fell down. Seems to be fine now. Thanks for the concern shown by some - less so by boshi.

I'll run out the rest of the answers and scores (and maybe escape quietly). There is a little of of possible controversy at the end, but anyhow, here they are:

 :hello: ;first;

9. Someone who has represented the UK at the Eurovision Song Contest.

Several people gave a group as their answer, but a group is not someone imo. A member of the group would have been okay.

Cliff Richard       3
Ant040689
verndog185
Rexas

Aces
Michael Ball            TightEnd
Jessica Garlic           Redsgirl
Lulu                          fatcatstu
Scott Mills             Longines
Sandie Shaw           Rubbish2407
Englebert Humperdink   Mark_Porter
   

Incorrect
Nicole       dwh103
Jedward     tomsom87
Black Lace   BulldozerD
Deuce       HutchGF
Ryder         kinboshi

Scott Mills is correct. The question was deliberately worded "represented the UK at the Eurovision", rather than "in the Eurovision".

10. A country which was a member of the Warsaw Pact.

Czechoslovakia    2
Rexas
Ant040689

Hungary                   2
kinboshi
Redsgirl

Bulgaria                   2
Rubbish2407
Longines

East Germany            2
BulldozerD
tomsom87

Aces
Romania               verndog158
Albania               fatcatstu
Yugoslavia       Mark_Porter
   
Pass   HutchGF, dwh103, TightEnd

ffs i know tightys gonna be up the top somewhere!

11. An answer that has been given by someone else for any of the previous questions.

Margaret Thatcher   3
Longines
tomsom87
Mark_Porter

Eddie Izzard          2
kinboshi
Rubbish2407

Aces
Kylie Minogue   Ant040689
Isle of Wight   TightEnd
Donny Osmond   fatcatstu
Isle of Man           Rexas

Incorrect          8
Dame Edna Everage / Barry Humphries     dwh103
Angela Merkel   HutchGF
Arran   verndog_158
Poland   BulldozerD
Pass (As in that will be an answer given by someone else)   Redsgirl

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
how did no one say Isle of Arran.
WP tighty :'(

Redsgirl would, no doubt, argue about 'Pass' being an answer given to a previous question. I would think that it is a non-answer rather than an answer, though I would have been willing to be swayed if the majority had agreed with her. As most people aren't on the thread right now, I'll leave it as it stands, but you can post if you think it is a valid answer. I don't really think it is.

It doesn't affect the result, in that she wouldn't have won anyway, but she would have been second if it had been accepted.

Final scores:

14
TightEnd

18
Ant040689
Rexas

20
fatcatstu
Rubbish2407

21
Mark_Porter
Longines

22
tomsom87

23
Redsgirl
verndog158
kinboshi

27
dwh103
HutchGF

33
BulldozerD

Whoa there Mister! Did no one give 'pass' as an answer to a previous question?

Thank God that's over.

Or is it?

See above. They did pass questions, but I don't think 'Pass' was an answer. I'm open to persuasion on it though.
However, I'm travelling tomorrow, and not on the web, so I'll leave it up tho the rest of you if you want to give it to her.

I know what's going on here. You were too scared to fail my answer while I was online, so you picked a night I wasnt in, then when I turned up all unexpected you faked your own death only to reappear 24 hours later and try to sneak it past me!  ;busted; ;melissa;

i dont think it should count personally, but doesnt really matter. everyone had to pass, so they didnt give it as an answer surely?

Did you, or did you not, give the word pass in answer to one of the questions?

i am going with redgirl

only cause i am scared of her dad (i would agree with her too if you seen reddog)

Nooo ironside! Youre going with me because I'm right!

you can never be right your female

but i am scared or reddog and mrs reddog
so i am going with you

Congrats to Tightend btw  ;mexicanwave;

dont its not like his head is already big enough

we are going to get a few new fangled questions thrown in that i will need a degree to understand

Mrs red dog is the scariest person on earth, and I'm telling her what you said about females.

Sleep well, ironside..........

mrs red dog loves me maybe more than she loves red dog and she wont believe you that i would of said such a thing

Second place? I am coming into my own here. Watch out.

Farce. Crappiest reveal ever.

Well, at least most people beat Vernon. They can be satisfied with the moral victory.

Bugger.

As long as I don't win but beat Hutch I'm happy.

Congrats Tighty, had you not pointed out Liam Fox had resigned I would have won. Ha.