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I just received this email, and being a traditional blonde-ite, I couldn't help but raise a smile! Especially the final two sections...  ;D

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James,

SportingOdds' resident Poker Pro Tony 'Tikay' Kendall is always happy to help his fellow players but come the 30th January don't go asking him for any favours.

Tikay's Tourney
Tikay is running his second tournament on the 30th January. You start with 2,500 chips and a unique structure whereby the blind raises get slower throughout the tournament to avoid a crapshoot. To add some spice to this $10+1 tournament we have added $1000 to the prize pool and put a $100 bounty on Tikay! Registration is open now.

Apart from when you're trying to claim the bounty on his head Tikay will give you all the help he can to hone your game.

Ask The Expert
Visit Tikay's Section on the Poker Site and catch up on his globe trotting Poker antics and read his latest Poker tips and then try and use them against him on the 30th.

Put it to Tikay straight
If you want to pick Tikay's brain about how you should have played a hand or how to spot an online player's tells then drop him an e-mail at Tikay@SportingOdds.com and he'll help you master the finer points of the great game.
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Me Too.

featuring the following sections:
* how to go out satellites first hand
* how to misread your cards
* schmoozing 101

<runs for cover/>  :D

"Read the amazing story of how I lasted a whole THREE hands in a double chance tournament"


Or is that next months's article?

Am I reading that right  rotflmfao rotflmfao

How embarrassing......

But I hope a few of you will play on Monday night, it will be like a blonde Comp, but it's not a blonde Comp, if that makes sense. blonde have NO commercial affiliation with Spoorting Odds.com. I do (personally), but I have no financial interest as to whether you play or not, I am retained by them on a wide range of stuff, but don't get rakeback or anything similar.

Correction - I DO have a financial interest - if you play, I can win more money......

It's $10 + $1, & Sporting Odds.com will add $1,000, plus there is a $100 Bounty on me.

Last month we had 93 runners, & somehow I managed to finish 2nd. And, in addition to this one on Monday (30th, 8pm), there will be another tikay Tourney on SO.com on Monday 27th February.

I was not aware that e-mails had been sent out - but be assured these would have only gone to SO.com Account Holders, some of whom happen to be blondeites.

Now, all those guffawing at SO.com's touching but probably misplaced faith in me, sign up for the Tourney, & see if you can take home the lolly.

Come & get me!

Have to say, it's quite nice to have a Tourney named after me. Embarrassing, but nice, all the same.

I'm playing

BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID!!!

Be a bit afraid?

Well, at least show me some sympathy

Can't remember if I signed up for this already?

Can't check either as I'm at work, so if anyone happens to be swinging by SO, can you let me know please?

I am so forgetful, I need to set an alarm to remind me to sign up for it.

Yes TraceT, your in already.

I'm in already.

I actually really quite like SO, the 5k 8pm tourney is a do well or do rubbish tourney for me most nights.

Wish they had rakeback though.

Heid
xx

We have 26 runners registered as of this morning, with over 3 days to go, & at this stage before the last one, we only had 4, (ended up with 93) so it's ticking along nicely.

So far as I can tell, we have about 5 or 6 blondeites already registered.

Thanks Mr Woolly Jumper.

Much appreciated.

T
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Did I say 26 registered? Only 25 now!

So who got scared of me?

Wow, this could be a sell-out. We have shot up to, err, 26......

...and now there has been a rush & we have a whopping......30!

Come on  guys, 5 hours to go & only 37 Registered. tikay needs YOU.

40 now......

Get in there!

44 now, & I'm off for my nap. I expect, ooh, at LEAST 50 by the time I get back.

Starting to look like we will fall short of last month's figure of 93, but it is what is is I guess. Guess you have realised that the Bounty is not easy to win.

I think it's because people want a challenge...

Well, 92 out of 93 found the challenge too tough last month........

Sorry Tikay - can't play - they cant find my address & I don't have my Driver's License or Passport No on me.... so I'm stuffed. They seem to think it's a regulation - but I've had no problem with any other site :(

Your ADDRESS Rod? That's a new one on me! Just say "no fixed abode"........

61 now, so not gonna be too much of a disaster. But a shame Rod, & the Neteller Subscribers, cannot play. I will have a word with Spodds before the next one, which will be on February 27th

What have you been told about drinking too much Ribena?????

Apparently it's to verify that I'm over 18.

Have tried hunting for my Passport No - but no joy...

Got me there Trace, I've edited it now. The buttons on the keyboard are too close together, & the text on the screen is too small.....

74, with an hour to go - I reckon we MIGHT beat last month's total!

i had $3 left from the last one... managed to turn it into $12 and i'm in...I'll take a few cheap shots at the bounty if i get lucky and end up on your table tikay! Really need to go to the gym so might only have 30minutes to do it!!!

You fancy the bounty Rooky? See you when it's Heads-Up.

78 now.

80!

does blonde have an affiliate link to sign up to the site?

81



I think you bok'd it.

No, there is NOT an affiliate Link, Sporting Odds do not do an affiliate scheme suitable to blonde at present. Neither do I derive any financial benefit irrespective of how many play.

But thank you for asking.

95

94 - beating last month's 93 with 20 minutes lerft.

To all blondeites who have entered, THANK YOU, Good Luck, & Enjoy!

Im in and hunting down an old man...just hope he is in long enough to lose to me

Ariston? He who has never won a Last Longer in his life?

Good Luck Russ. You gonna need it.

We have made the magic 100.

I was number 100 sir. Do i get any bonuses ?(oh and the usual £2000 old man??)

102

Careful MrsSplash is playing under WonkyJim... she'll have u all 4 breakfast!!   :D

113, with 5 minutes to go. I never doubted it for a moment.......

Yes Ariston, you can have the usual £20 Last Longer. Built a bungalow in Spain out of £5 LL's with Ariston.

im not playing, but i will be along to abuse Tikay in the chat box :)

I think Aristons last longer is in the bag

PMSL  i got there 1 minute after the start and Tikay is OUT !! LOL LOL

Details on the 'internet poker' thread...

i dont mean to gloat but....

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Tragic. How COULD he do that?

I was OBVIOUSLY ahead. Damn bounty Hunters.

Details on the 'internet poker' thread...

i dont mean to gloat but....


 ;karabiner; ;karabiner; ;karabiner; ;letsparty; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;fish; :tikay: :)up

Thanks for a good comp Tikay.....I'm that MISSPIGGY, so the $ was won a by a blondeite 8)

Really? Well DONE!

And I SO wanted you to beat thast horrible Kaimac man, he was VERY abusive to folks in the text box.

Good structure, eh? 300,000 chips in play, & the blinds were 2k-4k when it finished - terrific, & no excuse for peeps busting out early......

Think my Sporting Odds.com career may be over, sigh.....Gotta report to Head Office tomorrow to tell them how well I represented them in the tourney. Cough.

I mean it was just a Moment of Madness on my part, wtf did I think I was doing? I just kinda KNEW I was ahead - I was - & decided to stand firm, oddly similar to the Hand Analysis I Posted last week. But a clear mistake to risk all on what was almost certainly gonna be - & was - a "race", & his K-Q off was good when it hit.

Anyway, well done mate, a great result.

We will do another - if I survive with them - on February 27th.

Record so far - 2nd of 93, & last of 119. There must be a balance somewhere.......

Sorry I couldn't resist it

You are not sorry at sll. Ariston went out 4 minutes after me. I'm cliaiming a void bet. That should holed up.......

Now I just feel guilty! Tell them you got hit by a bounty chaser!