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ActionAxe

Adam M

Alan C

Alright Jack. This name has always been here.

Ariston

bazzaboy

BigArmo

Blue-Wolf

Bongo aka Bongoking

Byronkinclaid aka JustinO

Camel - Keith Hawkins. When he raises, call. he's at it.

chrisbruce

cjohnston21

DaMatrix

Dan

Danmonkey aka Monkey008

dave aka daviethedandydon

djiimi

Dirk Diggler ( I THINK he's playing as Lamester)

div aka Sevillian

Eric Stoner

Eugene. (Mel's Eugene).

goldgoat

gooner

Harby

Henrik777

Ian aka Bobble1

ifm

Imp

Ironside

jason O

jbsc7769 - Simon Cook (but why not Justine, eh Simon?).

Jimmy B

julian - Thewy.

junior

Karabiner. WSOP Qualifier HERO aka Tsatske

Kid aka kid4444 (someone tell the 4444 kids on crypto this is a mans game)

LondonPokerGirl - Mel Lofthouse.

Malc-M

MrBlair

MrMoves

MPower - John Grice, our WSOP Qualifier Hero.

Mrsnightfly. Think that's Robs, (Gala Notts Cardroom Manager) better half. aka SparkyBob

neeko

Newport Lad

nick W - Nik Whiten, he is Smithers for Rob Yong.

ninja

Oasispro

owner aka owner75

phil and

pitz555 - from Aussie

Red-Dog

RedSimon

Rhowena - Mrs Colclough

Robert HM aka The_brief

Ruru

Sig75

Simon Zach, WSOP Qualifier Hero bloke

snoopy 1239

Spanners

Splash

stealth

strak33

teacake

thebigo

The Big Kid - DAve Compton of Poker 425, & Racing Commentator bloke.

The Chuckle

Thedoc12345 - Luke Smith. Flies to Vegas in morning, not sure if will arrive in time to play.

The Jagster

The Nun

The Truth aka Game4life

The Wall

TightEnd aka Prewie

tikay

winkie

Wormster. He's the producer chappie guy from Poker 425.

womble aka akatak

Yogi Bear


if you have requested a password and not listed here please let us know
if you have requested a password and not recieved one let lus know
if your playing name on the site is different from the name used on blonde please let us know

TightEnd-playing name on Crypto is Prewie

Karabiner is Tsatske on Betfair.

The_brief

Ironside will have to do that - I cant modify his post.

It is Rob's better half (and a much better player to boot)

SparkyBob is me :)

I am a new member and have requested the password, but i don't know if I sent the message correctly. Please can someone send it me

ninja i sent the pass via PM

of course you can your an admin you can edit anyones post

I'll be playing as Bongoking (although i'm sure everyone could figure that it would be me).

Knew I could delete, did not know - still don't know how - I edit someone elses.

43 players registered so far

for a new site this has to be great news

i'm Monkey008

44 now. Thrilled to bits.

Stunning response!!

Apologies in advance if I disconnect. Been blaming ukonline for a faulty 2 meg broadband connection, turns out it's BTs fault, they are turning up tomorrow. Until then it is a bit haphazard, sorry if there is a pause during the Comp.

Thanks Robert, cant tell you how pleased we are, especially after the early confusion.

Hope you get your connection sorted. Please sit to my immediate left if you anticipate connection probs, shame to waste those chips, eh?

44 players signed up and thats with a few blondites like colchester kev who would play this in vegas

winkie = winkie18

will be playing thru will hills tonight. register as soon as i get home from work. roll on five o'clock...!

And DC, Rob Yong, Chubby Nowab, Grumpy, Gryko, Brian Wilsion - (WSOPin05 - BRACELET WINNER), Stuart Fox, and many more. All missing due to the call of duty.

I registered yesterday but I'm not on your list.  playing as owner75.

thank heavens for that...wouldn't really appreciate that starting table!

I take it, that im just so so so so so popular, that my name doesn't need to be on the list tikay?

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Sorry owner - you will be on my list in 30 seconds.

Ditto Dave. Sorrry guys......

The IMPORTANT thing is to Register with whatever Cardroom you choose.

Done, Owner and Dave both on my list - thats the list on Psge 9 of the Main Thread.

By the way, Chris Bruce (Hit and Run) is another member of the Notts Elite. Gawd help any Non-Notts players.

tikay, being a luton-boy, this will be my first experience of the so-called 'notts elite'.

what price me and tightend being heads up at the end...???

None.

who are you winkie?

It took BT 7 weeks to fix a similar problem I had, If you have to deal with them prepare yourself for some hair ripping frustration.

They were trying to blame it on someone within a 1km radius watching TV originallly  ::)

mr prew... winkie = pete kwan

how's about we teach these notts boys how to play...?

What do you mean "so-called". We ARE the Elite. It's official. Aak the Blackpool boys.

But now I know who winkie is - Pete Kwan - I'd better be careful. He can play a bit.

haven't forgotten you cracking my aces with your pocket q's on monday mr prew....!

aah, Just don't raise into me with AA and you'll be ok!!!

Intend exiting tournament early as reverse psychology ahead of Heads Up challenge...after all, they are brilliant and we are all hopeless.

There you go, arguing amongst themselves already. Divided they fall......

See, he fell for it.

I don't agree that Luton are hopeless. Clueless, crap, dreamers, yes yes yes, but not hopeless.

 ::)

those that talk the most usually have the least.

anyone notice that none of our regular bookies have opened a book on this

I was just thinking that!!

I'll give it 78-80 minutes as the spread of time before Tikay calls a raise

Ok, im in, via Will Hill

Is it 8pm GMT or BST?

dave you have been added to the list i hope i got the playing name right

BST i hope

Eastern standard time

Just 8 o clock you berk

Unfortunately, i am unavailable to win play tonight as i am doing the bricks and mortar thing

with all the 'Notts Elite' being absent in droves, looks like i'll have a quiet night for a change.

Good luck to everyone playing. Hope to be able to support the next one.

Nightfly.

PS watch out for the Mrs... she's hardly ever 'At It'!

78-80 minutes? BUY

47 registered now.

tikay, what are the starting chips, blinds etc...?

long time since i've played on billy hills

It's ALL Crypto sites. Levels are 20 minutes, specially extended at ouir request. Chips? Err..HELP me Ironside!

Looking good so far huh

I'm in Thru Caribbean Sun poker ( the colours are awful lol)

looks like i'm in a small contingent from blackpool just me Ariston, the bubble and spanners thus far

as if i have played crypto before no idea mate

infact i entered a 20 stt yesterday first ever and was called the N word that is used by the KKK to discribe an african american
after i beat a guy to win the event

so i called him a "wanker" and he said "i am complaining"

nice to see it happens on all sites

bet theres gonna be some choice words in chat tonight lol good old fashioned banter huh, will be good to be playing a game with you guys instead of screamin at you all lol

Whenever I see REALLY offensive chat - let's say the "N" word that Ironside refered to - I always report them to support. In Stars case, they revoke their chat immediately, (after reviewing the Log) two offences is a total ban.

I believe that is every players DUTY, and I dont give a hoot who disagrees.

yeah i agree words like that dont belong in the game wether it be online or Live play.

Was part of the reason i stopped playin os PStars as the tables were full of it, from testin the crypto site thus far it doesnt seem to be too bad

My intro to online poker was Party, the chat was vile on occasions.

I'm JustinO on betfair. Looking forward to donating my money to you guys tonight.

Just to clarify, on Stars it is:
First Offence is warning (although if harsh can be a one month ban)
Second Offence is One Month Ban
Third Offence is Six Month Ban
Fourth Offence Complete Revocation.

sorry to break up this flow of the thread but as per the request in the original post, I can confirm that I am, indeed, a 'lamester' on betfair and have registered already so see you all at the tables....(the final one hopefully!)

what no flogging or hanging?

ironic thing is these people probs wouldnt say 'boo' to you in a live event.

Dirk and Byron - I have added your aliases to the list on page 9 of the MaIn Crypto blonde touirney.

I imagine various folks will wonder who is who once the tourney starts, hopefully by referring to that post (Page 9 of the Main Thread) they may have some idea.

i am edit the first page on this thread as the names come in

Or you can print it out and tick 'em off as you progress, I'm starting with the "T"s

I have a bitof a reputation on Ladbrokes for getting peoples chat banned. Its the declaring hands thing that gets me, or the "Im going all in" ploy

I follow them around from table to table telling other players they are playing with a cheat and I report them to customer support

One of these days Im going to meet one of them at a live game and get my lights punched out

Thank you Ironside.

Tick what you like Robert, I am UNTILTABLE. I possess UNTILTEABLENESS. and tikays game benefits from UNTILTEABLELESSNESSLESS.

10 Last Longer big boy?

Me take the 10 last longer Tikay- dont forget in these online crypto things you are coming into ma house  8)

Im never having a last longer with tikay again, it hurt too much

If you mean me...
1. Stop peeking
2. Certainly

Thanks for reminding me Tom, LOVED that tenner.

Robert - you are on.

Ariston - I said "Big Boy" not "Blackpool Boy". But as it's you, lets make it 20. Pay me at the Airport on Sunday week.

I see apollo has signed up, he is whatisit on betfair.

Done, You will be giving me a lot more than 20 at the airport if I get my way  ;) Minifreezouts galore with all the players on the same plane.

Perfick. You're now worth eleven tenners.

Off home for a shower and rub down with a cool chamois. See you all later.

(I keep trying to say "UNTILTEABLELESSNESSLESS" but think I need a drink to manage it)

tryin to get another last longest with Yogi i'm gonna enjoy spendin hisw ages on payday lol

I'm considering a last longer bet with myself.  That way I can win and get bragging rights as well as being humble in defeat.  ;D

lol good idea John, no book being run with you guys??

Make sure you got the bubble in your lists tikay. Simon plays as Kasbah on betfair.

yeah wheres the book ironside needs to be atleast 10,000-1
1/4 of the odds e/w to make final table

Hey guys im in and registered! Im playing as slimsteve on willie hill some reprebate had already taken The Wall!!

See you at 8pm sharp!

hi im blake005 on will hill. 57 entered now. who was it who said yesterday the spread was 55-57??
im glad i went higher :)

Sorted Ariston, added to my list.

no book for the event from us - would be more appropriate for a crypto bookie to come up with a market on this one.

Ditto, The Wall and Dan

Now all I gotta do is leave the office and get home in time to register...see ya all at the tables!

nearly time, wonder how many people have rushed home for this lol, any odds on whos gonna be first out????

I'm probably one of the favourites for that seeing as i a non player lol

It will NOT be me.

As i have been the first blondite to bust of the last two WSOP qualifiers, I would prefer not to enhance my image as a complete loser...I'll settle for last but one today  ;D

my sincere apologies for not making tonights tourney, im truly gutted.....my missus parents wedding anniversary....sucks i know >:(

aparently it was arranged years ago.....so cant get off

anyway im sure ill knock you out some other time tikay...not with my fists! ;)

will try and call later if i get off early enough would be good to get a live update!

once again sorry for not making it.

Sunday

(ironside any idea of how to get a pic up)

Ok i am in. Taking a break from the beach in Cancun (sad i know) ... beer in my left hand and mouse in my right! :)

Late entry coming in. Ben grundy aka bennboi on betfair.

Playing in cancun??? few of the hotels there have wi-fi beaches so u could possibly play outdoors lol gotta be better than my view of the local kids lookin for things to burn lol

sunday for a pic you need the url of a pic on the web (if you aint got a pic on the web either put one up using geocites or let me know and i'll do it for you)

then you goto profile see link just under the blondepoker forum title

then you modify your personal details

Ben Grundy? Jeez, these Bragging Rights sure do the trick.

Good Luck Ben - I will send you a password via PM.

can i unregister from this event looks like my 20 is down the drain too many sharks for my liking

90 minutes to go - 59 registered so far!

thanks ironside i will pm later

58 i am about to ask for my money back

No need to send ben the password Tikay I have given it to him before he announced he was playing.

you sure this ben grundy is a blondite he aint asked for the password i think if he wins we should all get our money back  ;D

He the MILKYBARKID. And he's in town. Sort of.

ironside - can i have the passwod please

i will be _junior_ playing thu Hills

I've made it 60!

playing under 'mrcoffee'

How much for going out first?   :-[

did someone say something


grrrrrr another pro to wade thru pass sent

Good luck all.

If you watch me playing Omaha at the same time its a great way to tell when i am about to tilt in the tourney  ;)

Just getting on the phone to rayvon if your gonna start up the big omaha game tonight ben  ;D

Right tikay, you think your funny, ive just looked back at the list and see a Dave aka 'davieGER'

I presume this is some kind of sick joke  :'( :'(

I actually had to run to the toilet there, to 'throw up' at my name being mentioned in the same sentence as filth like that, opps sorry, im not supposed to show my true colours am i?

To late  ;D ;D ;D

opps did i make a mistake?

btw i love the way tikay gets the blame

Just registered. Playing as 'Sevillian'.

sorry i fixed it for you

That's all a bit above my head DaAve. But whatever, tonight is a time to have some fun.

I have not even objected to At It Bradley playing.

Good Luck fella.

I'm actually a bit nervous - not usual for me. The pressure!

feel the anticipation

thread started in live updates for once the game gets going

My loins have never been so girded up

Playing this one as well. From mid-summer night celebration (?!?) in Norway, yeah, Mid-Summer my A**, 12 degrees and pouring rain, I will try to get the most of it. I might have to sit out a while though, getting some people over.

Playing under the alias "MuyBien" from Madrid...

Whilst in Norway last wek, I was amazed to find that it is still light at Midnight - awesome!

Whats he on about, "playing this one as well" is there two? is he "MuyLoco?"

Excuse me if I used a wrong term?

Not my native tounge, you know... I meant "I am playing this one too, as well as all the other monkeys on this forum"

the "monkey" is the sponors money they have added to the event

English lesson for you sig, in return for your Norweigan lessons.

"I too am playing this comp...."

My play name is Bozonik

Thanks Tikay!

Let me know if you need any additional Norwayish lessons. To all the others out there, these are the three frases Tikay wanted to learn on his first day in Norway as we sat down for a brew and a beer in a cafe:

"Good day" - "God dag"

"How much is the beer?" - "Hvor mye koster oelen?"

"Nice tits!" - "Fine pupper!"

I absolutely DENY that.

I don't drink beer.

It was lovely and warm sat outside that pub though. As you can see......

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Gutted that i couldn't make the tourney tonight.
Had issues with my debit card when trying to register on Betfair.....

Fingers crossed that i can make the next one...