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Title: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: MPOWER on January 27, 2006, 03:06:39 PM
I work in Nottingham and everyone has gone Euro Millions Mad
I know it's £100Million

 But it would not change me if I Won :D ;letsparty; ;letsparty; ;letsparty; ;letsparty;


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: lazaroonie on January 27, 2006, 03:09:32 PM
It would change me......into a total git :)


It wouldnt change mystery721 - he couldnt cope with the paycut....  :D


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: johnlarsson on January 27, 2006, 03:12:15 PM
i would buy a football club and run it into the groud..     :D :D :D



Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: Poppet7 on January 27, 2006, 03:16:34 PM
I would buy a nice house so that I don't feel trapped in my 'home' anymore.

I would also buy my mum a nice house and help her out

I would just like to share my winnings with all my friends and family, people that have helped me out before.

Oh and a long holiday somewhere nice and hot with all the people I love!

Edit: Can't forget Leons car, that'd probably be the first thing I buy!


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: HarlemShuffle on January 27, 2006, 03:18:28 PM
I would buy Spain and use it has a holiday home.


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: AndrewT on January 27, 2006, 03:18:35 PM
I'd wait until I got the first 5 numbers, then look to do a deal... :)


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: Dingdell on January 27, 2006, 03:19:35 PM
I would buy Spain and use it has a holiday home.
:blonde: rotflmfao


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 27, 2006, 03:20:14 PM


Oh and a long holiday somewhere nice and hot with all the people I love!



I always wanted to do that ... so i spent 2 weeks sitting in the oven on my own  :)


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: thetank on January 27, 2006, 03:21:48 PM
My plan after a lottery win.

Find out how many 2L bottles of Irn Bru you can fit in one of those Asda Online shopping delivery vans. Order 20% more than that so they need to send 2 vans. Put it all in the cupboard.

The following week do the same again  :D


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: thetank on January 27, 2006, 03:22:55 PM
Sod the lottery, I'm going to do that anyway  8)


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: Trace on January 27, 2006, 03:24:59 PM
Sod the lottery, I'm going to do that anyway  8)


PMSL   Nutter!  lol

 >:? >:? >:? >:?


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: Keith The Great on January 27, 2006, 03:31:42 PM
I would pay a suicide Bomber to go and blow up chelsea footbal ground when there training and Victor Chandlers house aswell, i would also try an buy little woods poker an shut it down lol, I'd also buy a poker site or casino :D "The Greatz" erm erm erm and i'd have a nice long holiday in Florida with all my family an friends for about a month.....Too many things to list


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: dan on January 27, 2006, 03:35:28 PM


Oh and a long holiday somewhere nice and hot with all the people I love!



I always wanted to do that ... so i spent 2 weeks sitting in the oven on my own  :)


 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: Poppet7 on January 27, 2006, 03:39:45 PM


Oh and a long holiday somewhere nice and hot with all the people I love!



I always wanted to do that ... so i spent 2 weeks sitting in the oven on my own  :)

Pity, I prefer my Kevs well done, not rare :D


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: thetank on January 27, 2006, 04:00:55 PM

I always wanted to do that ... so i spent 2 weeks sitting in the oven on my own  :)



Pity, I prefer my Kevs well done, not rare :D


How rare do you expect him to be after 2 weeks?

How long do have to cook a Kev so he's well done?

I know it's supposed to be 15 minutes a pound but the dude ain't THAT big.


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: rivered on January 27, 2006, 04:07:15 PM
If I won, you would get a beer for every post you've made... now that would be a good party (although the girls would only be allowed to drink out of half pint glasses of course...)

So who's actually bought a ticket?!  I had a minor operation the other day, and asked the doc what the odds were of dying (bit grim i know but....) he said it's very rare... around 5 million to 1.... so I tell him that I play the lottery and he grins... bit strange isn't it though... what are the odds on winning tonight.. something like 60m to 1... you're twenty times more likely to be struck by lightening!  And much more likely to have your aces busted by some monkey with 47o  8)


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: Ironside on January 27, 2006, 06:37:30 PM
If I won, you would get a beer for every post you've made... now that would be a good party (although the girls would only be allowed to drink out of half pint glasses of course...)

So who's actually bought a ticket?!  I had a minor operation the other day, and asked the doc what the odds were of dying (bit grim i know but....) he said it's very rare... around 5 million to 1.... so I tell him that I play the lottery and he grins... bit strange isn't it though... what are the odds on winning tonight.. something like 60m to 1... you're twenty times more likely to be struck by lightening!  And much more likely to have your aces busted by some monkey with 47o  8)

i hope you win i could drink a pint an hour till the day i die


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: Sark79 on January 27, 2006, 06:55:04 PM
I plan to buy an Island. Me and my mate have each bought 2 tickets. We have agreed to give the other £5,000,000 is the other wins.

Once on my new Island, I will arange for a Castle to be build. If anyone knows the newish building along from the Old Infirmary in Glasgow, I think it is a religious type building ( you can see I am crap with place names, I work in landmarks) It will look like this.

I have big plans for this Island. Plans which will double my money within five years.


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: Sark79 on January 27, 2006, 10:07:20 PM
£125,000,000 next week. That extra £25 million will come in handy.


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: Graham C on January 27, 2006, 10:24:17 PM
you mean I didnt win?

Damn, I'll check my numbers anyway


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: dan on January 27, 2006, 10:44:46 PM
i got 3 numbers do i win anything for that.


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: Graham C on January 27, 2006, 10:54:22 PM
if you got a star number i think you do


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: dan on January 27, 2006, 10:58:10 PM
just checked the website ive won £13.20


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: Sark79 on January 27, 2006, 11:03:53 PM
well done Dan, its not the £100 mil, but its a start. Invest it in more tickets for next week.


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: dan on January 27, 2006, 11:14:43 PM
yep thats the plan 9 tickets next week lol


Title: Re: Has the World Gone LOTTO Mad
Post by: Sark79 on January 27, 2006, 11:18:38 PM
Good Luck