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Title: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: Woodsey on February 12, 2015, 11:08:46 PM
What's up with this bollocks?

Not necessarily the film but the book before, some of my female colleagues and many other women I know were all purrrring about it with a glint in their eye.

Surely if it interests you just go do it rather than read or fantasize about it right? Or are their real lives so boring that this is the only titilation they get?

I don't get it. What do you reckon?


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: George2Loose on February 12, 2015, 11:23:07 PM
I knew you always had something against Grey people


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: Woodsey on February 12, 2015, 11:28:23 PM
I knew you always had something against Grey people

Are you Andrew T's poor side kick? lol  ;nana;


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: Marky147 on February 12, 2015, 11:43:10 PM
Maybe they do both?


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: Woodsey on February 12, 2015, 11:45:33 PM
Maybe they do both?

Maybe, I'd be very surprised but anything is possible mate...


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: Marky147 on February 12, 2015, 11:57:03 PM
Maybe they do both?

Maybe, I'd be very surprised but anything is possible mate...

I could be wrong, but I'd say that it's easier for women to 'go do it', as you say, than it is for men.

Unless things have changed since I was in my 20s, and out several nights a week :D


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: Woodsey on February 12, 2015, 11:59:38 PM
Maybe they do both?

Maybe, I'd be very surprised but anything is possible mate...

I could be wrong, but I'd say that it's easier for women to 'go do it', as you say, than it is for men.

Unless things have changed since I was in my 20s, and out several nights a week :D

Way easier, that's not even up for discussion lol...


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: david3103 on February 13, 2015, 05:16:20 AM
Vicky has the answer for you

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/jul/29/victoria-coren-fifty-shades-of-grey


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: nirvana on February 13, 2015, 07:43:13 AM
Vicky has the answer for you

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/jul/29/victoria-coren-fifty-shades-of-grey

Very good :)


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: Woodsey on February 13, 2015, 08:11:45 AM
Vicky has the answer for you

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/jul/29/victoria-coren-fifty-shades-of-grey

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Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: bobby1 on February 13, 2015, 02:02:14 PM

This film is all set up to be an enormous bust if the first 15,000 ratings on IMDB are a guide. It gets a terrible 3.3 out of 10. Think the worst film I've seen on a trip to the cinema Nativity 3: Dude, where's my donkey is rated 3.5 on there.



Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: bobby1 on February 13, 2015, 02:30:51 PM
Vicky has the answer for you

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/jul/29/victoria-coren-fifty-shades-of-grey

That is really good.


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: the sicilian on February 13, 2015, 02:39:28 PM
Vicky has the answer for you

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/jul/29/victoria-coren-fifty-shades-of-grey

Love Vicky..


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: Marky147 on February 13, 2015, 02:55:18 PM
Vicky has the answer for you

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/jul/29/victoria-coren-fifty-shades-of-grey

Haha, excellent.


+1 Sicilian!


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: bobby1 on February 13, 2015, 04:49:17 PM
Vicky has the answer for you

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/jul/29/victoria-coren-fifty-shades-of-grey

Haha, excellent.


+1 Sicilian!


Without trying to get all Hendon mob forum circa 2008 I reckon Vicky could easily write an erotic novel and make it a good un. It deffo seems there are big bucks around if you can.



Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: TightEnd on February 13, 2015, 05:02:42 PM
Vicky has the answer for you

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/jul/29/victoria-coren-fifty-shades-of-grey

Haha, excellent.


+1 Sicilian!


Without trying to get all Hendon mob forum circa 2008 I reckon Vicky could easily write an erotic novel and make it a good un. It deffo seems there are big bucks around if you can.



well, she made a porn film and then wrote about it

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/718941.Once_more_with_feeling



Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: bobby1 on February 13, 2015, 06:13:57 PM
Vicky has the answer for you

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/jul/29/victoria-coren-fifty-shades-of-grey

Haha, excellent.


+1 Sicilian!


Without trying to get all Hendon mob forum circa 2008 I reckon Vicky could easily write an erotic novel and make it a good un. It deffo seems there are big bucks around if you can.



well, she made a porn film and then wrote about it

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/718941.Once_more_with_feeling



Yes tho I didn't know there was a book about it. I might have to read it.

thanks


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: Tal on February 13, 2015, 06:24:43 PM
Vicky has the answer for you

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/jul/29/victoria-coren-fifty-shades-of-grey

Haha, excellent.


+1 Sicilian!


Without trying to get all Hendon mob forum circa 2008 I reckon Vicky could easily write an erotic novel and make it a good un. It deffo seems there are big bucks around if you can.



well, she made a porn film and then wrote about it

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/718941.Once_more_with_feeling



Yes tho I didn't know there was a book about it. I might have to read it.

thanks

Do your homework first: all the episodes of Only Connect. If you're still unsatisfied and restless after this...

(http://tankhughes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/onlymarathon.jpg)

...there's something wrong with you.


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: bobby1 on February 14, 2015, 12:25:00 AM
Vicky has the answer for you

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/jul/29/victoria-coren-fifty-shades-of-grey

Haha, excellent.


+1 Sicilian!


Without trying to get all Hendon mob forum circa 2008 I reckon Vicky could easily write an erotic novel and make it a good un. It deffo seems there are big bucks around if you can.



well, she made a porn film and then wrote about it

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/718941.Once_more_with_feeling



Yes tho I didn't know there was a book about it. I might have to read it.

thanks

Do your homework first: all the episodes of Only Connect. If you're still unsatisfied and restless after this...

(http://tankhughes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/onlymarathon.jpg)

...there's something wrong with you.

Well I do watch it but tbh its far too clever for me. Still not sure why you cant just pick  ABCD etc etc  instead of all those pictures that look like they could be articles  in Mr Grey's 'special room'


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: Chompy on February 14, 2015, 10:45:26 AM
Vicky has the answer for you

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/jul/29/victoria-coren-fifty-shades-of-grey

Way to good.

Danny Leigh, Film 2015: "What women obviously love is repetition and adverbs."

Won't stop millions of idiots flocking to Cineworld this weekend to watch it though.


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: TightEnd on February 14, 2015, 11:32:47 AM
this review was pointedly funny

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/02/23/pain-gain?mbid=social_twitter


Title: Re: Fifty shades of grey
Post by: arbboy on February 15, 2015, 12:19:30 PM
Went to see it yday with gf and the place was packed out for an early afternoon viewing.  We both agreed it was just a selection of stalking/mental abuse and manipulation pretty well summed up by this blog.  You are not missing much if you dodge watching it imo.  Pretty easy to see why it has so many bad reviews.

http://theramblingcurl.blogspot.ca/2014/02/fifty-abusive-moments-in-fifty-shades.html?m=1