blonde poker forum

Community Forums => The Lounge => Topic started by: Doobs on July 06, 2015, 04:22:33 PM



Title: Couch thread
Post by: Doobs on July 06, 2015, 04:22:33 PM
Could we move the vouch debate to a separate thread please. If someone cleverer than me could start a couch thread I would appreciate it.

Thank you.

I prefer to call it a sofa.  I am SURE I am right on this and don't intend to listen to any contrary opinions.


Title: Re: Couch thread
Post by: RED-DOG on July 06, 2015, 04:23:55 PM
Could we move the vouch debate to a separate thread please. If someone cleverer than me could start a couch thread I would appreciate it.

Thank you.

I prefer to call it a sofa.  I am SURE I am right on this and don't intend to listen to any contrary opinions.

You're just settee your ways.


Title: Re: Couch thread
Post by: Simon Galloway on July 06, 2015, 04:25:52 PM
Is this where I can chaises longues held opinions?


Title: Re: Couch thread
Post by: Doobs on July 06, 2015, 04:26:30 PM
Settee is good.  Sure that is what my mum would call it and don't think she can ever be wrong.



Title: Re: Couch thread
Post by: Eso Kral on July 06, 2015, 04:27:46 PM
Sofa so good with this new thread


Title: Re: Couch thread
Post by: Knottikay on July 06, 2015, 04:28:30 PM

He really should of played more games for England IMO


Title: Re: Couch thread
Post by: RED-DOG on July 06, 2015, 04:29:37 PM
Is this where I can chaises longues held opinions?

No. We have to go to Chesterfield. Get in divan.


Title: Re: Couch thread
Post by: TightEnd on July 06, 2015, 04:30:11 PM
be careful, pouffe and it might be gone


Title: Re: Couch thread
Post by: Doobs on July 06, 2015, 04:32:59 PM
I have a settee/sofa/couch with springs that go back to front under the seat cussions.  Obviously isn't a particularly well built one, as the springs are held in place by a little plastic clip.  One is broken and we now have a sagging sofa with one spring with a severe bend in it (It is bent about 90 degress currently.  Even if I straightened it, I am not going to be able to attach it to a broken plastic clip.

So currently under one cussion we have spring/spring/spring/broken spring/spring.

Is there an easy fix I can do?  I can lay something on top of the working springs though think it may raise comfort issues (not that it is comfortable now).  I suspect if I choose something too flimsy the kids will choose exactly that point to jump on the sette and snap it within a week.

 


Title: Re: Couch thread
Post by: RED-DOG on July 06, 2015, 04:34:49 PM
I have a settee/sofa/couch with springs that go back to front under the seat cussions.  Obviously isn't a particularly well built one, as the springs are held in place by a little plastic clip.  One is broken and we now have a sagging sofa with one spring with a severe bend in it (It is bent about 90 degress currently.  Even if I straightened it, I am not going to be able to attach it to a broken plastic clip.

So currently under one cussion we have spring/spring/spring/broken spring/spring.

Is there an easy fix I can do?  I can lay something on top of the working springs though think it may raise comfort issues (not that it is comfortable now).  I suspect if I choose something too flimsy the kids will choose exactly that point to jump on the sette and snap it within a week.

 


Can you replace the clip with a cable tie?


Title: Re: Couch thread
Post by: Eso Kral on July 06, 2015, 04:36:04 PM
I have a settee/sofa/couch with springs that go back to front under the seat cussions.  Obviously isn't a particularly well built one, as the springs are held in place by a little plastic clip.  One is broken and we now have a sagging sofa with one spring with a severe bend in it (It is bent about 90 degress currently.  Even if I straightened it, I am not going to be able to attach it to a broken plastic clip.

So currently under one cussion we have spring/spring/spring/broken spring/spring.

Is there an easy fix I can do?  I can lay something on top of the working springs though think it may raise comfort issues (not that it is comfortable now).  I suspect if I choose something too flimsy the kids will choose exactly that point to jump on the sette and snap it within a week.

 


Can you replace the clip with a cable tie?
Sounds more of a deep seated problem Tom


Title: Re: Couch thread
Post by: Doobs on July 06, 2015, 04:42:37 PM
I have a settee/sofa/couch with springs that go back to front under the seat cussions.  Obviously isn't a particularly well built one, as the springs are held in place by a little plastic clip.  One is broken and we now have a sagging sofa with one spring with a severe bend in it (It is bent about 90 degress currently.  Even if I straightened it, I am not going to be able to attach it to a broken plastic clip.

So currently under one cussion we have spring/spring/spring/broken spring/spring.

Is there an easy fix I can do?  I can lay something on top of the working springs though think it may raise comfort issues (not that it is comfortable now).  I suspect if I choose something too flimsy the kids will choose exactly that point to jump on the sette and snap it within a week.

 


Can you replace the clip with a cable tie?

I don't think there is anything left that I can attach it to.  I need to pick up my daughter soon, might turn the settee upside down tomorrow and get a photo of the area.  It has defeated me sofa(r).


Title: Re: Couch thread
Post by: The_nun on July 06, 2015, 04:54:44 PM
Ill do it for our welsh pal James.

I'm Sofaking Happy.


Title: Re: Couch thread
Post by: Ironside on July 06, 2015, 05:04:52 PM
I think you all need to see a psychiatrist

I can 100% gtd that

I can vouch for one with a top couch


Title: Re: Couch thread
Post by: celtic on July 06, 2015, 05:06:06 PM
I'm going to recliner the opportunity to make poor couch jokes.


Title: Re: Couch thread
Post by: RED-DOG on July 06, 2015, 05:12:55 PM
I have a settee/sofa/couch with springs that go back to front under the seat cussions.  Obviously isn't a particularly well built one, as the springs are held in place by a little plastic clip.  One is broken and we now have a sagging sofa with one spring with a severe bend in it (It is bent about 90 degress currently.  Even if I straightened it, I am not going to be able to attach it to a broken plastic clip.

So currently under one cussion we have spring/spring/spring/broken spring/spring.

Is there an easy fix I can do?  I can lay something on top of the working springs though think it may raise comfort issues (not that it is comfortable now).  I suspect if I choose something too flimsy the kids will choose exactly that point to jump on the sette and snap it within a week.

 


Can you replace the clip with a cable tie?
Sounds more of a deep seated problem Tom


I bet it broke because he keeps putting his futon it.


Title: Re: Couch thread
Post by: EvilPie on July 06, 2015, 05:18:41 PM
Had some quality giggles from this thread.

Chairs.