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Title: How to look like a prat.
Post by: RED-DOG on October 08, 2015, 11:38:15 AM
I'm at the car auctions, several of the reg dealers are eying up a Fiesta zetec diesel that seems to have a guide price that's a little below cap.

They are lifting the bonnet, sighting down the panels etc, what do I do? I stroll over and kick a tyre.



Title: Re: How to look like a prat.
Post by: bobAlike on October 08, 2015, 01:58:48 PM
...you already had a head start.


Title: Re: How to look like a prat.
Post by: booder on October 08, 2015, 03:31:34 PM
...you already had a head start.

WP


Title: Re: How to look like a prat.
Post by: RED-DOG on October 08, 2015, 03:37:33 PM


FFS!

Dissed by a Brummy Bubble and a Carrot Cruncher.


Title: Re: How to look like a prat.
Post by: bobAlike on October 08, 2015, 03:49:16 PM


FFS!

Dissed by a Black Country Bubble and a Carrot Cruncher.

If you are going to insult me at least get it right.


Title: Re: How to look like a prat.
Post by: RED-DOG on October 08, 2015, 03:50:57 PM


FFS!

Dissed by a Black Country Bubble and a Carrot Cruncher.

If you are going to insult me at least get it right.


Meh, You all look the same to me.


Title: Re: How to look like a prat.
Post by: the sicilian on October 08, 2015, 05:42:27 PM
Did it pass the test though ?


Title: Re: How to look like a prat.
Post by: RED-DOG on October 08, 2015, 06:21:04 PM
Did it pass the test though ?


Lol. That's the thing, no one ever knows why they kick tyres. What do they expect is going to happen?


I heard a great story about when Stellios added a new, multi million pound jet to his company. During the official hand over he walked out on the the tarmac, kicked one of the tyres and said "Fifty three million you say? OK, I'll take it".


Title: Re: How to look like a prat.
Post by: tikay on October 08, 2015, 06:23:59 PM
Did it pass the test though ?


Lol. That's the thing, no one ever knows why they kick tyres. What do they expect is going to happen?


I heard a great story about when Stellios added a new, multi million pound jet to his company. During the official hand over he walked out on the the tarmac, kicked one of the tyres and said "Fifty three million you say? OK, I'll take it".

Typical bubble & squeak. Not generalising, like, but you get my drift.

You'd not catch Sir Michael doing that.


Title: Re: How to look like a prat.
Post by: bobAlike on October 08, 2015, 07:07:47 PM
Did it pass the test though ?


Lol. That's the thing, no one ever knows why they kick tyres. What do they expect is going to happen?


I heard a great story about when Stellios added a new, multi million pound jet to his company. During the official hand over he walked out on the the tarmac, kicked one of the tyres and said "Fifty three million you say? OK, I'll take it".

Typical bubble & squeak. Not generalising, like, but you get my drift.

You'd not catch Sir Michael doing that.

I'm offended. A typical Bubble would have said will you take 50?