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Title: Simple Things You Just Can't Do.
Post by: atdc21 on October 13, 2015, 01:37:49 PM
After just having a Pot Noodle for the first time in many years , I remembered i cannot eat one without getting in a complete mess .
Also impossible to get Weetabix out the packet without dropping crumbs everywhere.


Title: Re: Simple Things You Just Can't Do.
Post by: buzzharvey22 on October 13, 2015, 01:54:53 PM
I cannot butter bread.

And anyone who can crack the egg on the edge of the pan if an absolute genius.


Title: Re: Simple Things You Just Can't Do.
Post by: RED-DOG on October 13, 2015, 02:05:26 PM
I can't find things, even if Mrs Red tells me exactly where they are.

I can't draw, or hang wallpaper.

I can't shave my chin whiskers into a symmetrical shape.


Title: Re: Simple Things You Just Can't Do.
Post by: bobAlike on October 13, 2015, 06:14:28 PM
I have never been able to do handstands.


Title: Re: Simple Things You Just Can't Do.
Post by: vegaslover on October 13, 2015, 09:23:48 PM
I can't swim


Title: Re: Simple Things You Just Can't Do.
Post by: Marky147 on October 13, 2015, 09:28:16 PM
Walk in a straight line.

Acquire a taste for cheese.

Eat a doughnut without licking my lips.


Title: Re: Simple Things You Just Can't Do.
Post by: Longines on October 13, 2015, 11:39:41 PM
Hula hoop.


Title: Re: Simple Things You Just Can't Do.
Post by: Mohican on October 14, 2015, 12:30:51 AM
Wee standing up. #doublethreadmerge


Title: Re: Simple Things You Just Can't Do.
Post by: Doobs on October 14, 2015, 12:33:30 AM
maths questions for 9 year olds


Title: Re: Simple Things You Just Can't Do.
Post by: bagel on October 14, 2015, 08:17:14 PM
whistle


Title: Re: Simple Things You Just Can't Do.
Post by: Tal on October 14, 2015, 11:07:28 PM
Remember the name of that bloke.