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I'm trying to do a competition, and I must admit  the majority of it has got me completely foxed!

Would anyone like to help me?

I know a lot of you will probably enter it yourselves too, but I really am scratching my head.

I managed to do number one all on  my own   lol

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/ipod_pink_competition.jsp (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/ipod_pink_competition.jsp)

Any help would me much appreciated.

T

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The answer to Number 14 is easy.

Its Robert HM's best friend

Number 5 is 2012

not Dewi's?

2 - Hill of beans (quote from Casablanca?)
3 - Same letters - love & velo.
5 - 2012
9 - Orgasmatron (that wire thingey for massaging your head)
10 - Forget it the first time (as any bloke who made that mistake can tell you :dontask: )

Here's what I have up to now:

1.  play on

2.  zero   << went for the Tennis  option, now wondering about the Casablanca one

3.  velo   anagram of love

4.

5.  2012

6.  Marijuana

7.

8.  8 mine, 1 yours

9.  Orgasmatron

10. Sign up to Iwoot's free online Reminder Service

11.  Love you bear

12.  Male, ? Sheep  << no idea of the breed  maybe Robert can help

13.  Josephine

14.  Rap

And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid.


^^^  Quote from Casablanca.

Gonna stick with Tennis.  Thanks for the suggestion tho Rod.

Ah - was off the top of my head... Tennis sounds right, good Luck.

'I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.'

Good quote tho' Rod

Ah Trace got there first, I should read the thread properly....

Ok, I'm stuck, last one I need to answer:

Which of our products receives the most amount of deranged hate mail?

My eyes are rolling from surfing the site  lol

I'm hoping this is a trick question that has whooooshed over me, but is
quite apparent to some of you.

T
xx

I can see that the 'Crap Trumps' might get some Austin Allegro fans hot under the collar...

Hmmmm  I may just put that as an answer cos I am mega fed up now.  lol

I hope to God they do publish the correct answers at some point.

I'd be interested to know how you are supposed to identify the breed of the ram tho?

That site is evil :(

but funny as hell in parts too   lol

Read the write up from a customer that bought the inflatable moose head!!!!

4 is annuity

It's a Portland.... http://www.abercamlais.co.uk/portland.htm (http://www.abercamlais.co.uk/portland.htm) Known by light tan face with whiter patches around mouths & eyes.

Huh?  how?

I put letter/note   lol   Not too sure why now  lmao

Wow I am suitably impressed.

Thanks
Rod

Anagram of tidy nan and leaves U

Makes more sense than my answer.

The D isn't used so the U and leaving  figure in there somewhere.

Thanks Dewi.

I'll post the answers I have once I can get my eldest off the bloody PC.

I can say though that I have had to guess at the wootie one?

You've cost me money now Trace....

Had to buy the bottle opener ring.

Wootie http://elothtes.pbwiki.com/Wootie (http://elothtes.pbwiki.com/Wootie)

If music be the food of love, what should you do?   diet
What does love add up to? a headache
Why is love like a French bicycle? it is rusty and stinks of onions
If your tidy nan leaves you something, what is it? bottle of bleach
This year Valentine's Day is on a Tuesday. When will it next be on Tuesday. 14/2/2006 (this year is the next one)
Who or what is Wootie? sooties cousin
Which of our products receives the most amount of deranged hate mail? spam
How many are mine, and how many are yours? 50/50 unless your female when they are all yours
Where's this from - 'seem to render all victims helpless and crying out for more'? my last visit to spearmint rhino
What's the best way of never forgetting a birthday ever again? getting your mother to remind you

PMFSL

I told you that site is evil!

My last order from them arrived on monday!

what you laughing at i just need the next 10 answer then i will win a pink ipod

It'll go lovely with your frilly pink blouse Ironside.

That site comes in VERY handy at Xmas, so much Kitsch.

Alfa spotted the arcade game in the catalogue the other day and started drooling.  lol


Rod do you think the Mark Hamill thing could be the answer?  I saw that but couldn't decide.

I wondered if it was a term for an iWOOT employee.

I just know that if I submit the answers I have now, someone will come up with the more obvious ones straight after.

I think the answer is i-pods.
Those things always break and I can imagine a lot of complaint mail being sent about them.

Having one of the answers also be the prize is an old quizz chestnut. I think it's a better than average guess.