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Hi SQ, and hello to all the other new members, welcome. Tell us something about yourselves, how did you choose your alias, where do you come from, do you play, if so what/where?

This is not a requirement, Im just nosey, and while Im on the subject, I notice that there are about 30 people who are reading these posts but havnt regesterd, nothing at all wrong with that, but Im dying to know who they are

Sign up guys, it takes a couple of minutes and its free, there is no catch, and its the greatest poker forum in the world

Look forward to hearing from you anytime whithin the next five minutes (Im impatient as well as nosey)

Good luck

Tom

your impotent and noisey?

A girl once told me I was the worst lover she'd ever had

How could she make a judgement like that in 30 seconds......

In a lurker related post, whenever I open willie hill it tells me to go to the 425 forum, where I can chat to 'tikay' about all sorts of poker related issues  ;D

Sorry Red dog, I misread it :-*

Thanks Wall. Bet it don't mention impotence though.

Thanks for the welcome.

The name SQ is short for Squirrel, which is a nickname I've had for a number of years now, and while I do like to bury my nuts, it actually came about because I'm a Tranmere fan and my footy shirts all have Wirral on the front.

I now live in Grantham (Lincolnshire), and play on-line and in homegames (often with AdamM who introduced me to the forum). I've been in Malaysia for the last 4 months, but now that I'm back I'll be looking to get into live casino games to see if I can hold my own there.

Andy

has anyone noticed occasionally we get hidden viewers???
wassatallabout?

hi im mitch dont know y they call me egg its been to long to remember i play at walsall but only when drunk.west brom allso sometimes

quite often we get ghosts lurking in on the forum these are one or 2 different people leaving multitude of ip numbers therefore the software reads them as one person this is normally caused by anti tracking software that give off proxy ip numbers

we all have the abilty to be hidden its in your profile lets say i dont want you lot knowing i spend 10 minutes a day reading the boards i goto my profile and click the hid from users box

here egg has the same avatar picture as dave :o...and surely there cant be 2 of the big man...as dave is on holiday....you may notice he hasnt posted 250 times in 3 minutes - man must have 30 fingers to type and post that quick  ;Dit`ll be a laugh when he spots yours egg when he comes back....welcome as well to you!

Alright Squirell, you're back then?

Will email you about the next home game, probably a week on saturday.

hi RED DOG

I am Claypole - afeectionately named after the Jester on Rent-a-ghost.  Ive been playing online for 8 years and live for the past 2 - mainly on trips to Vegas, Luton, somtimes Vic....

....and by the way you've called me a muppet on Ladbrokes many a time  ;D

Welcome to the asylum Claypole  ;D

Hi mate, welcome to the forum, yes I know you well from laddies I was wondering if it was the same Claypole

Ps I have never called you a muppet, you idiot!

pot calling kettle black springs to mind

In jest RED DOG, and I'd never take offence!!

I am 4 months through a self imposed exile from Laddies - got the arse after a bad 2 months and locked the account for 6 months - prima and party much nicer to me so won't go back!

The forums great - miles better than any other - I'll drop you a post from Vegas next week with tales of the trip - meeting a few of the lassies regs out there.

Objective of trip:  To annoy and be called a 'muppet' by one of the best players in the world lol

Thanks mate, we will look forward to hearing from you, and yes, it is a great forum, no bad beat stories, no flaming and very small portions of spam, often disguised as something easier to swallow

Good luck in Vegas

Tom

you muppet


oops you said best

A report from Vegas Clay?

We will hold you to that. Stiff competition though, what with El Blondie, Rob Yong, & Aces Trumper!

Somehow I think my report will be very poor and uninteresting in that company - unless I uncover some late night tales of sex, drugs and rock and roll away from the tables....

Careful now, dont mention Lap-Dancing........

What's that then - never heard of it

bring back the photos and i'll realse the photo i have of tikay getting a knock back from the 90 year old hooker outside walsall she claimed she dont sleep with older men

There is no such box, besides you'd have to log in to use it if there were  ???
Maybe a moderator has it for some reason

Profile > Account Related Settings > Show others your online status

Oh yeah, what happens if you post whilst hidden?

err, nothing..........wonder why you'd wanna hide?

Don't know, some people don't like people seeing they are browsing I guess.

just logout, no need to piddle about with settings then

You'd lose all the post tracking features there (ie the new buttons) and would have to log in every time you wanted to post - far easier to change the setting once.

RED-DOG.

You slacking. There is a new member, been here nearly 5 minutes and you didn't say "hi"

Sooo.... "Hi!" to Bluemoon

Bluemoon

I left him standing alone

I didnt come to say hi

And now the brief's had a moan

Very talented

BlueMoon's e-address ends in the Country code "se". Where is that?

Well seeing as it's hidden to us 'normal' folks it's probably somewhere embarassing.........scotland perhaps?

Believe it's Sweden

hi all boodereham here ,  boo is my nickname but it was already taken when i started playing online and dereham is where im from (norfolk).play mostly on laddies and pokerstars . have been off work with a bad back so playing full time with a bit of success and have decided to give up work and have a bash at full time poker.......tremendous forum , the best ive seen , particularly like rob youngs posts and red dogs quips never fail to raise a smile        keep up the good work

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Ho Norfolk Man, welcome to blonde. Wow, you SOON got into the swing of things. Think your avatar is a bit on the large side though.....

Enjoy!

yes sorry bout that , i was trying to get it on the left hand side in the little box!

You only just missed....

Memo to Admin - Get Bigger Little Box for boodereham please.

Seriously, send a Personal Message to a blonde Member called Ironside, & he will get you sorted out with the pic in the box. He's in charge of that dept. You ok with working the Personal Message (PM) on blonde?

yep , thanx

Dereham in Norfolk - is that where the Toll bridge is? Used to be a penny!

And I believe Norfolk - or is it Suffolk - has not one, but TWO towns after which Epsom Derby winners were named. Both were trained by the same guy, & even more remarkably, both had the same Dam. Anybody still awake out there?

Hi Boodereham,

As Ironside isn't around and I had a bit of time spare I've done this for you:

(http://www.the-cartel.co.uk/blondeavs/boodereham.jpg)

To make this appear as your avatar on the left

click here (http://www.blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?action=profile)

Then click "Forum Profile Information" from the left hand menu.

Click "I have my own pic" and put the following in the box:

http://www.the-cartel.co.uk/blondeavs/boodereham.jpg

Scroll down and click the "Change Profile" button and you should be sorted.

many thanx bongo

Pinza, Parthia?

There is a town in Norfolk/Suffolk called Pinza? Surely not.

Uhh-arr.

Sorry Bobby, not even close. Thought everyone would know this.

In that case I have no idea. It was thge gigantic ear that put me off.

That ear was a bit of a shocker, eh? But that's no excuse. Be ashamed you don't know the answer.

i know blakeney is one but cant think of the other

Morston is the other  ;D

In that case it has to be Morston.Owned by Bobby Budgett or similar.

TRAINED by Mr A.M. Budgett

There you go Bobby, you've been shamed. Both trained by the legendary Arthur Budgett, both out of the mare Windmill Girl. Blakeney was sired by Hathersettt, Morston by Ragusa. Even more remarkably, both were owned by the same man - the trainer! Could not happen now.

Better go, I feel a Train-length sermon coming on.

Bonus points to boodereham & ifm. 2 house points deducted from Bobby.

Blakeney Harbour is especially beautiful. Many long hours spent crabbing on the wall and seal watching from Morston point

A nice part fo the world

especially the Sherigham to Holt North Norfolk railway.............

How did I get house points deducted for getting the right owner? You are a hard man Tikay.

"Bobby" Budgett? Could have sworn it was Arthur.

AFTER ifm gave you the asnswer?

That's almost a moody.

Arthur 'Bobby budgie' Budgett. ;)

As for IFM as Steve Cram once said'I cant help it if he is quicker than me'

"Arrhur Bobby Budgie Budgett"...??


Stop digging Bobby, the hole is getting ever deeper.

Surely budgie was a little helicopter?

This is a SERIOUS matter Tight End.

GO AWAY.

I bought some helicopter flavour crisps once........no, come to think of it, they were plane

not a yellow card? I'm slacking clearly

They will be rolling out that damn sponge that lives in the sea next.

In fact, I just was thinking that your avatar photo gives you a striking resemblance to SpongeBobSquarePants, but I was too polite to mention it.


P.S Can I have that yellow card now?

Ohhhh....who lives in a pineapple under the sea......??

[size=30t]Sponge Bob Square Pants[/size]

Bugger, why wont it work??

go back to sticking your hand up "Spit the dog" mate!

cause it is size=30pt not 30t  fool

your welcome bob

You were in need of a pee RED-DOG

Yes, but needing a pee dosnt usualy stop it from getting bigger