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Title: Soooooooooo me. Post by: The_nun on February 15, 2006, 10:22:55 PM TheNun was an avid poker player, bordering on degenerate. She played as often as she could and could hold her own. Unfortunately, she often took her bad beats too seriously and too personal.
One night, after a nine hour session, TheNun was dealt two aces and bet a load. Flushy, was a fat old guy who seemed mostly interested in putting TheNun on tilt and who played quite loose, called. The flop came As Ah Jh. TheNun thought about check raising (she had 4 Aces), but bet a gentle £50 to keep him in figuring Flushy would call. Next card, Th TheNun goes for the kill and bets £100, but Flushy pushes all his chips in the center and said, " I bet two thousand all-in". TheNun couldn't believe her ears and gleefully calls the bet. Next card Js. Grinning from ear to ear, TheNun said, "Four Aces.", and reached for the chips. "Not so fast, Girlie.", says Flushy. "I've got me a Royal Flush." TheNun went into shock. After a moment or two, she got up and calmly walked into the bathroom. As she splashed water on her face, she noticed an old straight razor on the shelf beneath the mirror. She calmly reached up and took the razor and slashed both wrists. As she stood there bleeding into the sink, Tikay shouted through the door, "Hey, Nunny. A bunch of us are going over to Yongsta's next friday for a tournament. Wanna go?" theNun quickly presses her wrists together, vein on vein, and says, "What time?". Title: Re: Soooooooooo me. Post by: Royal Flush on February 15, 2006, 10:28:10 PM PMSL
Title: Re: Soooooooooo me. Post by: Robert HM on February 15, 2006, 10:29:24 PM You sick sick person :D :D
Title: Re: Soooooooooo me. Post by: Newmanseye on February 15, 2006, 10:32:49 PM please say this is a work of fiction
Title: Re: Soooooooooo me. Post by: Sark79 on February 15, 2006, 11:09:32 PM Nightmares before bedtime
Title: Re: Soooooooooo me. Post by: peeveen on February 16, 2006, 10:55:42 AM The kind of thing only happens in movies ... and, er, Coronation Street.
Title: Re: Soooooooooo me. Post by: Dingdell on February 16, 2006, 01:25:22 PM That is sooo unlucky...........just can't have happened really???? No no no no no .
Title: Re: Soooooooooo me. Post by: Indestructable on February 16, 2006, 05:24:48 PM This happened to one of my mates playing Omaha, but his was the good beat story, beating four aces with a Royal Flush.
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