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Title: $1 STT chat Post by: Royal Flush on February 18, 2006, 01:31:24 AM Ok so my connection has been funny all day, before i started a comp tonight i wanted to test it so i played a $1 STT.
Ms Fortune is Ginger and when the chat starts my tournament has just started so i have moved in with 85, she has called with 74 and won: Pootyetr: haha Pootyetr: amazing Pootyetr: peace out Flush Royal: lucky fish Ms Fortune: coff Pootyetr: u we playin wit ***** Flush Royal: poot Flush Royal: was i Flush Royal: or was i not Flush Royal: ahead Pootyetr: u had 8 5 Ms Fortune: lol Pootyetr: but still Flush Royal: yes 8 hi beats 7 hi Pootyetr: even if u were ahead Ms Fortune: it was 74!!! Ms Fortune: always behind Pootyetr: 8 5 is not a good all in Flush Royal: it is vs 74! Ms Fortune: learn the power of 74 Pootyetr: still Pootyetr: that was a bad cal too Ms Fortune: lol Flush Royal: i got my money in ahead Flush Royal: i lost Ms Fortune: it was supposed to be Flush Royal: thats what happens Flush Royal: i made $17 last year Flush Royal: so dont lecture me boy Ms Fortune: lmao Pootyetr: made 17 whole dollars Flush Royal: well nearly Flush Royal: 16.78 Pootyetr: ***** it D: Pootyetr has 10 seconds to respond. Pootyetr: im all in Ms Fortune: yay! Pootyetr: thanks fourtune Ms Fortune: you're welcome :-) Pootyetr: i found it funny that he was pleased with making 17 dollars in a year Pootyetr: i made 90 in two weeks Flush Royal: whats wrong with that? Ms Fortune: lolol i know Flush Royal: wow really? Pootyetr: yea Pootyetr: i had 58 cents left Flush Royal: u play for a living? Pootyetr: i play somewhat for a living Pootyetr: i am in college Pootyetr: so it is spending money D: vinnyippz has 10 seconds to respond. Flush Royal: wow cool Flush Royal: wish i could do that Pootyetr: u can Pootyetr: its fun Flush Royal: i am not good enough to make that much Ms Fortune: he needs to stop playing 85 though... Pootyetr: it just takes patience Ms Fortune: and getting called by 74 lolol D: vinnyippz has 10 seconds to respond. Pootyetr: i wasnt good right away Pootyetr: esp online Flush Royal: i saw gus hansen do it though Pootyetr: it takes time Pootyetr: some are good Pootyetr: some take time Pootyetr: it took me a year or so Flush Royal: i have been playing for 4 years Flush Royal: i thought 17$ was good Pootyetr: and now i can follow traps and set-ups by the software Pootyetr: 17 is good Pootyetr: when u walk away up Flush Royal: setups? Pootyetr: yea Pootyetr: like kings versys aces Pootyetr: or ak Pootyetr: and aq Ms Fortune: what do you mean poot? Pootyetr: like when u get into big hands Pootyetr: on a table Pootyetr: and see raises Pootyetr: and reraises Pootyetr: and then all ins Pootyetr: i notice patterns Pootyetr: in flops and deals Ms Fortune: aaaaaah, i see Pootyetr: when they set up aces Ms Fortune: i shall watch out for that! Pootyetr: and put them on kings Pootyetr: it has become a science Flush Royal: cool Flush Royal: i will try and learn Ms Fortune: wow, looks like it Pootyetr: and the biggest one is the ace king Pootyetr: versus aces Pootyetr: or ace queen Flush Royal: or ace jack? Ms Fortune: so you would fold a big hand if you saw thatsort of thing? Pootyetr: yes Pootyetr: i have folded ace king pre flop b4 Ms Fortune: wow Pootyetr: and one person called the person with queens Pootyetr: and he had aces I loved the: Pootyetr: like when u get into big hands Pootyetr: on a table Pootyetr: and see raises Pootyetr: and reraises Pootyetr: and then all ins Pootyetr: i notice patterns Pootyetr: in flops and deals Basically he can read the action, or as he calls it, 'set-ups' Title: Re: $1 STT chat Post by: Robert HM on February 18, 2006, 01:36:25 AM :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: $1 STT chat Post by: I, Zimbra on February 18, 2006, 01:45:43 AM As Haley Joel Osment said to Bruce Willis
"I see dead money.... some of it scares me" "How often do you see it?" "All the time..." Title: Re: $1 STT chat Post by: redimp on February 18, 2006, 01:46:23 AM rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao
Title: Re: $1 STT chat Post by: Ironside on February 18, 2006, 01:48:28 AM imagine folding AK preflop to AA had he never seen AK crack AA during these set ups
Title: Re: $1 STT chat Post by: Nem on February 18, 2006, 02:15:54 AM Flush Royal: thats what happens Flush Royal: i made $17 last year Flush Royal: so dont lecture me boy Ms Fortune: lmao Pootyetr: made 17 whole dollars Flush Royal: well nearly Flush Royal: 16.78 Pootyetr: ***** it D: Pootyetr has 10 seconds to respond. Pootyetr: im all in Ms Fortune: yay! Pootyetr: thanks fourtune Ms Fortune: you're welcome :-) Pootyetr: i found it funny that he was pleased with making 17 dollars in a year Pootyetr: i made 90 in two weeks Flush Royal: whats wrong with that? Ms Fortune: lolol i know Flush Royal: wow really? Pootyetr: yea Pootyetr: i had 58 cents left Flush Royal: u play for a living? Flush Royal: i have been playing for 4 years Flush Royal: i thought 17$ was good Pootyetr: and now i can follow traps and set-ups by the software Pootyetr: 17 is good Pootyetr: when u walk away up So so funny Title: Re: $1 STT chat Post by: bundle on February 18, 2006, 02:19:48 AM Quote Flush Royal: i made $17 last year rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfaoFlush Royal: so dont lecture me boy Ms Fortune: lmao Pootyetr: made 17 whole dollars Flush Royal: well nearly Flush Royal: 16.78 Title: Re: $1 STT chat Post by: Nem on February 18, 2006, 02:21:20 AM Pootyetr: i found it funny that he was pleased with making 17 dollars in a year
Pootyetr: i made 90 in two weeks Classic! Title: Re: $1 STT chat Post by: Colchester Kev on February 18, 2006, 02:23:34 AM Absolute quality ...... sheer poetry :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: $1 STT chat Post by: Ironside on February 18, 2006, 02:26:27 AM know the power of the AK
Quote from: hand history okerStars Game #4007496133: Tournament #19613720, Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/02/17 - 21:19:45 (ET) Table '19613720 110' Seat #6 is the button Seat 1: Mark Alan (5045 in chips) Seat 2: kiwipokaluva (2290 in chips) Seat 3: Ironside (2200 in chips) Seat 4: bosredsox1 (5385 in chips) Seat 5: acesmcclarey (1947 in chips) Seat 6: woostiegirl (5260 in chips) Seat 7: 2BITPUNK (8385 in chips) Seat 8: hebrwdave (3545 in chips) Seat 9: trrc14 (3960 in chips) 2BITPUNK: posts small blind 50 hebrwdave: posts big blind 100 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Ironside [Ts 2c] 2BITPUNK said, "true" trrc14: folds 2BITPUNK said, "right" Mark Alan: folds kiwipokaluva: folds Ironside: folds 2BITPUNK said, "duh" bosredsox1: folds 2BITPUNK said, "thisi s my first one of these" 2BITPUNK said, "im new here" acesmcclarey: raises 500 to 600 woostiegirl: raises 3400 to 4000 2BITPUNK: folds hebrwdave: folds acesmcclarey: calls 1347 and is all-in *** FLOP *** [6h Td Jd] *** TURN *** [6h Td Jd] [9d] 2BITPUNK said, "how long does this one ussually last?" 2BITPUNK said, "any idea?" *** RIVER *** [6h Td Jd 9d] [Qh] *** SHOW DOWN *** acesmcclarey: shows [Kd Aspades] (a straight, Ten to Ace) woostiegirl: shows [ Ahrt Ad] (a pair of Aces) acesmcclarey collected 4044 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 4044 | Rake 0 Board [6h Td Jd 9d Qh] Seat 1: Mark Alan folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: kiwipokaluva folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: Ironside folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: bosredsox1 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: acesmcclarey showed [Kd Aspades] and won (4044) with a straight, Ten to Ace Seat 6: woostiegirl (button) showed [ Ahrt Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces Seat 7: 2BITPUNK (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 8: hebrwdave (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 9: trrc14 folded before Flop (didn't bet) time to start folding them AA's to the mighty AK Title: Re: $1 STT chat Post by: The Baron on February 18, 2006, 04:24:30 AM Oh my life that is golden. :D
Ginger's little additions are ingeneous too. Title: Re: $1 STT chat Post by: thetank on February 18, 2006, 06:15:51 AM At first I thought it was somewhat boorish to have a laugh at the low-rollers expense.....
....but hey-ho, it was quite funny. Title: Re: $1 STT chat Post by: thetank on February 18, 2006, 06:32:05 AM We all need our fun, even me....
Just found this looking through my old pc last week. It happened a couple of years back. The following is a transcript of a conversation taking place after the, all too common occurence, of a multi-table tournament crash at party. Hand #391721848 being the last one before the crash #391721848: dogbaby wins 420 chips Kermed: .. cantraise: Down again? Kermed: guess so tigmong2: what are you talking about cantraise we've been stealing your blinds for three rounds now! tlandoch: get the foreigners on the phone dogbaby: what is up tigmong2: my stack, i'm still playing tigmong2: you guys sure do like to fold cantraise: I've had tourneys where I couldn't catch any cards, but this is ridiculous mcgough124: they need to call or fold tigmong2: no seriously ive got about 2.5k in your blinds now tigmong2: i had less than a grand but then you all started folding all the time mcgough124: what r u up 2 now? tigmong2: it's like they won't let you play or somthing cantraise: Pretty good at $30/hand mcgough124: youve played alot of hands to get 2.5k tig mcgough124: are they just giving u all of our chips? tigmong2: it only takes about 3 seconds a hand tigmong2: i'm over 3k now!!! mcgough124: look when it starts working 4 me i need u to give some back tig tigmong2: my fingers getting tired, i'm getting the missus to click for a bit mcgough124: cuz its not fair that u r benefitting from this tigmong2: i must have a better modem mcgough124: tig we demand our chips back tigmong2: then call my raise mcgough124: it wont let me tig mcgough124: quit raising tlandoch: it will cancel tlandoch: do not worry tigmong2: i'm about to knock dogbaby out tigmong2: tlandoch stop spoiling my fun tlandoch: sorry mcgough124: leave dogs chips alone, you're cheating as we can't play tigmong2: yawn Title: Re: $1 STT chat Post by: Royal Flush on February 18, 2006, 12:21:43 PM PMSL!
Title: Re: $1 STT chat Post by: satcom on February 18, 2006, 12:28:10 PM ;karabiner; ;karabiner; ;karabiner; ;karabiner;
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