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Late request I know but I'm registered and if anyone fancies a 25-50 last longer bet, sign up in the next 5 mins...

Love to JR, but my Broadband has failed, & I don't wanna play it on what amounts to a dial-up laptop.

ok, no problem, I'll just try and win the darn thing anyway - the tournament that is.

5th in the end. Ah well...

i am up for the last longer what time does it start?

Any time you fancy, just gotta choose the tournament to do it in?  Tonight?

depends on if my pc is still working after i throw it out hte window when i next tilt

You tilt? I didn't even know you played pinball.

15k guarantee in 23 mins if you fancy it?

i'm up 4 it jack!!

Hmm, sounds tempting, all that dead money......

ok, how about 10 multi way last longer, winner takes all. All those up for it say aye before it starts.

aye

aye aye  ;)

Can't believe I am reading this. It's like when you flop the nuts, & some fish comes out betting.

AYE AYE AYE

who's the fish tikay, i hope it's moi  ;D

we'll see tikay. If you'd taken me up yesterday I fancy I'd have scalped you ;)

Payment Terms. AJ can pay me in Vegas. I will forward my address to kinghawko later.

Thanks guys.

Payment terms, TK can pay me in Vegas. I will forward my address to kinghawko later. ;D

I like ur style tikay, well lack of it, gl all...cya at the tables, what names are you 2 playing under?

dumb and dumber

 ;D

I'm in too if you need more dead money.

Well it's double or nothing with tikay.

Is it a tenner each all round ?

I think you 2 are under rating the kinghawko, game on....table 8 watch and learn guys!!

-bw-  i take it that means ur in too?

it does

good luck kinghawko - I'm playing as AlrightJ

Sounds like kinghawko included me out !

I will swim with the tide, whatever you guys agree is fine with me. I play under TIKAY1 - table 24.

It will save me paying Karabiner the 10 he got lucky with last week.

whats that dead money, did i leave u out?

Im in ..toooo late?

You are ok with me splash. Someone needs to keep count of all the tenners you owe guys me.

nice double up splash  ;D

ok, just in time splash. so, we have

AlrightJ
kinghawko
Tikay1
_bw_
splash

karabiner, are u in?

WHAT? Already?

hes kiddin :)

splash, what name u playing under?

AJ, assume Karabiner is in. He cant play & type the same time, he's aged.

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( i want a picy on here, can anyone help me pls  :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

I'm out already but you are still recruiting after I've gone !

ive talked u through this already hawko!! Call IT support and i'll do it again!

forget the above post, I monentarily forgot ur DonkeyJim

King,

Drop a blonde Personal message to Ironside, he will sort it for you. You OK with PM's, know how thery work?

That's a bit unfair Karabiner - out before you are in!

I already owe hawko 13 quid from last sundays 30K that jack won..... get this we swap 10%, i just beat the bubble for 130 quid and a poooor 30 profit.... then I have to give him half of it!!!  

Now that cant be right!?  >:(

jim ur a jinx m8, everytime we do a deal i win sweet fa...loooooooooooool nice though, mmm that $25k was sweet

Yeah forgot that!!!!  We normally swap 10% in the monthly 100k as well.... i go to paris for weekend and miss one.... he bloody wins it!

One way bloody traffic so far!

U've actually lost though haven't you? It was 110 + 10, so you won 10 and gave 13 to hawko, leaving u with a 3 loss?

Let's get this right splash. Are you saying kinghawko has played before? Nobody warned me about that.

Ur right Jack, ty.... hawko u can stick ur 13 quid up your @rse!!

OK, how's this for a twist to the bet - If the winner of the last longer bet also wins the tournament, he pays the others a tenner each instead?

Yay or nay?

hes sat at home now itching to mention his 9th in the 700k on stars last week as well.... so i'll do it for him.... alllll ego this boy!.... bit of beer belly as well  ;)

10.... should be 50 at least

ok I'd go with 50 if everyone else agrees

Yay.

I'll need your addresses though.

50 sounds good to me

Me too.

long time since you seen 50 tony

infact that was about 20 years ago


come to the point i hope you guys sorted out that lap dancer for my birthday tomorrow (25th)

It's the 2nd tomorrow, not the 25th.

i know its the 2nd

its my 25th birthday and dont come up with your crap saying i look much older

we all know i could pass for 21

Pass for 21? Shame you cant pass AK though.

im going to enter the 10k tonight on crypto at 10pm anybody fancy a last longer in that?

it would have been a bad pass if i passed AK v KJ on a KQ2 flop

If I play it Dan, yes.

boooooooooooooom hawko's doubled up, KK goes all in pf i'm sitting with the rockets BINGO...count me in for the 50 now,  oi oi jim "pocket"

Speaking of last longer bets, what happened to the blonde market AJack ?

Now all u got to do is keep hold of em hawko!   :P

river quads but noooo payday!  bummer

I am compiling the blonde list of players tonight for AJ, so he can do the market.

hawko's on 4.5k now, it's moving day  ;D ;D

update:-
Tikay 2180
AlrightJ 1005
bw 1335
kinghawko 4480
err..........couldn't find anyone else, what names u under?

Gutted i missed this

how many blonde members are going tikay?

about 500

Just had an accident.... well two accidents actually but we will not go into that.  Anyway looks like I owe someone a tenner!  :-\  

Pls post payment arrangements!

Ian, Yoyo is playing this. Table 3 I think

payment taken by paid for lap dances with karen baggoley

i'll sort out the arrangements just send me karen

didn't know he was in the last longer so left him out

I only heard about it 15 minutes pe-start. They are great fun when a bunch of blondes are all revving each other up.

Dan,

Don't know, am trying to work it out right now. Maybe 50?

I hope I'm going to get some cards after the break >:(

Splash.........out (donkeyjim?)
Karabiner.....out
Tikay..........2680
yo yo.........2155
AlrightJ.......755
kinghawko..4230
bw............1185

Blinds 75-150
Do i get a job Tony? i've got my passport :-*

Come on chaps, bring all the cash back to blonde.

Yoyo only got 2,155?

He's hopeless. Quite hopeless.

Fotball First described him as the new Gus Hansen. Whoever writes such tripe?

looks like I owe a tenner my AK v 55
5 first card out

cant believe ive missed this. My moneys on yoyo, good solid game that boy has. Such a handsome chap in his double page spread as well. ;D

WTF is "a new Gus Hansen " ?

Dunno. Just saying what it said in Football First today.......

where have u been ari.... missed u on the cash tables!

I,m out ...got desperate.....

we all have  ;D

Nice pic Maureen.....

AlrightJ out, his Q8 off failed to improve against AJ (on Julians table too long methinks)

Thought you WERE in it Ariston. You know, 2 minute Russ we call him.......

That's debateable.... was clear on my PC but poor quality once posted ... i must have done something wrong

I will return after vegas donkey. Have had the full week off getting myself hungry for vegas.

At least you avoided the 10 last longer, and you sure are looking good !

yo yo out, missed the details

Good'oh my bank manager was starting to have hot sweats!  ;D

He was at it with Q-9. Matey boy had 99. But he was down to the felt. You know how he is......

Splash.........out (donkeyjim?)
Karabiner.....out
Tikay..........1680
yo yo.........out
AlrightJ.......out
kinghawko..4645
bw............out

Straight fight between these pair 133 players remain

(http://www.the-cartel.co.uk/blondeavs/nun.jpg)

Is that any better?

was fun, didn't get very far, but still...

Now now donkey , I think you need to check your tracker again. The last time we sat together you admitted I was in front albeit only slightly. There must be alot of softer targets to wish for than me. Be careful what you wish for Jim you may get your wish and ruin what must have been a good week for you with me missing. ;)

A bit ... but there is lot of work to do on my head ... probly the only thing is to see surgeon

Yeahh  this was the slightly .....................

Table "Valdosta" Seat 3 is the button.
Seat 1: Ronald11 (380 in chips)
Seat 2: ariston (154.25 in chips)
Seat 3: Tw2000 (466.25 in chips)
Seat 4: TW22 (431.25 in chips)
Seat 5: wollas (669.50 in chips)
Seat 6: DonkeyJim (500.47 in chips)
TW22: posts small blind 2
wollas: posts big blind 5
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to DonkeyJim [Ks Kc]
DonkeyJim: raises to 20
Ronald11: folds
ariston: calls 20
Tw2000: calls 20
TW22: folds
wollas: folds
----- FLOP ----- [2h 7d 9c]
DonkeyJim: checks
ariston: bets 35
Tw2000: calls 35
DonkeyJim: raises to 120
ariston: raises to 134.25 and is all-in
Tw2000: folds
DonkeyJim: calls 14.25
----- TURN ----- [2h 7d 9c][Td]
----- RIVER ----- [2h 7d 9c Td][9h]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
ariston: shows [9s Ah] (Three of a kind, Nines, Ace high)
DonkeyJim: shows [Ks Kc] (Two Pairs, Kings and Nines, Ten high)
ariston collected 367.50 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 370.50 Main pot 367.50 Rake 3
Board [2h 7d 9c Td 9h]
Seat 1: Ronald11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ariston showed [9s Ah] and won (367.50) with Three of a kind, Nines, Ace high
Seat 3: Tw2000 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: TW22 (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: wollas (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: DonkeyJim lost


Bah !!!!

Better lucky than good jim, I knew you were saving that hand to throw back at me. Why wasnt the chat included in there. I seem to remember saying to you I was gonna crack your overpair- Im on my first pullup and I always gamble on my first 200....something similar anyway.

Can't believe you guys play the  tables.

You prefer to pay a rake capped @ 3 rather than capped @ $3  !!

 ??? ??? ???

The people who are sensible enough to work that out arent the sort of fish me and jim like to hunt. There are too many dumbasses on the  tables to let someone else have all the fun...true jim?

Thanks for the tip Ariston.

 ;)

Errm true!    :-[

I did once sit down on the $ table for that exact reason and found the lineup from hell. Suddenly came to me, anyone who can work out that may be able to actually play the game. Never set foot on there since.

Splash.........out (donkeyjim?)
Karabiner.....out
Tikay..........2980
yo yo.........out
AlrightJ.......out
kinghawko..4645
bw............out

89 left, average 6700. Top 40 get paid. blinds 150/300
DO I GET A JOB Tikay??? ::)

You ARE very good....

But Jen does have her plus points too......

10 mins until the 10k anybody up for the last longer

how is this picture nun?

(http://uk.geocities.com/scottish_ironside/Picture1.jpg)

Show off !

 ;D ;D

i'm up 4 it, 2's up???...ooops sorry i meant the 10k  ;D

Which one is that Dan? The 2?

Well HELLO Maureen........

20+2 10k gtd on crypto

Very embarrassing !!!!!!

what's the structure like on that?

Well the mrs is away so im up for it.... are blonde going to add banking system so i can settle these debts?

how much??

The 20 says it starts in 50 mins? Am I looking at the wrtomg comp?

Calm down king hawko.

What is that luminous drink being consumed by the blonde in the background ?

This picture is getting interestinger, a bit like "blow-up".

count me in.

same as last time? 10 each, but if the winner goes on to win the tourney he pays the others 50 instead?

its the 10k guaranteed - starts in less than 2 mins....hurry

yeah fine by me

Tikay is in too!

Whatever you guys agree is OK with me. Lets DANCE.

Ok im in...double or quits on last weeks grandad?

I'm in

whos in then?? im blake 005 on will hill

10 again! how we going to settle this i worry about debt?

Who you talking to Ariston.

Good Question splash. If we gonna do these regular - and I think we WILL - we need to find a method. We can transfer funds on Stars, but not Crypto I guess?

Warm seat on Valdez if u feelin frisky Ariston   ;D

I owe u 20 from last weeks tikay. double or quits?

i get told to sort out a pic
i then get told its kinky
i get there pic and the women still have there clothes on


you guys need sorting out

oi oi i'm back, "pocket" tikay!!

Good start ak flop kk8, opponent 88 down to 800 although how i didnt lose my entire stack i will never know.

OK Russ.

I must say, Maureen seemsd a rather nice chappie, judging by the photo.

Get it quietly lads, but Ironside is on strike........

Seeing as its past the watershed.....

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/sirbobbywilliams/album?.dir=/d2fa&.src=ph&.tok=pheBmEDBoqBYbaXR

Ironside... check out KP goes all in.....  u still on strike!?

What can I say .... for the 1st time in my life i'm lost 4 words

all i can say is if thats the best blackpool has to offer i am glad there is no wheelchair access

i'll dig out my old photo another time

so, this time round we have

Dan
Splash
Karabiner
Tikay
ariston
-bw-
AlrightJack

is that it or have i missed anyone?

kinghawko

You putting a blonde last longer market up AJ?

yup i'm up 4 it

Ironside!  Talk about picky!  I dont know!

i aint that desperate

I'm playing two hands less in this tourney AJack, I'm not in.

 ;D

Damn wish i had seen this thread earlier im still in with 60 left playing as Bokked. Just lost 4k though got caught AT IT again!!

im down to 800chips K flush got beat bt A flush

Oh come on! The straight haired blonde is quite feisty!

i before e except after.... uhoh

ok, the list for the 10k guaranteed blonde last longer 10 plus bragging rights but if the winner wins the whole thing they pay all 50 each bet is...

Dan
Splash
kinghawko
Tikay
ariston
-bw-
AlrightJack

both tikay and kinghawko still going well in the 15K. Tika\y has come back from 66th with 66 left in to 29th and over 7,000 chips. kinghawko has just taken the lead back off him though and is up to 26th with 9600 chips.

just tripled up full house As over Qs lovely still only on just over2k though :(

scratch ariston off that list >:( off to bed good luck guys

kinghawko up to 20,000 in the 15k and currently in 9th.

Delighted to hear that. NOT

Ahhhh   10k .....   accident .... AKs   hit top pair and nut flush draw and .... walk into  2 pair, that hold up!!   another tenner.... can we have last longer cash game!?  :)

ur mrs must love that rampant rabbit u bought her for xmas jim, can u last at anything?

Ok, wos goin on?

Hush now Red, I'm working.

Splutters tea

The RR not working at the moment... i knew we should have not gone for the petrol version!

Me chip leader in biggie Red. Well, almost.

17th to be precise......

What biggie, where, why wasnt I told?

Biggie?.... are we getting the RR and the poker threads crossed here?

2 different conversations going off!

tikay       13310
kinghawko   22140

Blinds 400/800 100 ante.
33 left, guaranteed 52.50 steps to 105 top 30

Why are u sat out Tikay?

seen one pp all game 77
flop 7 10 A ;D

get chips in against two people, kinghawko being one of them

but i have him covered ;D

he turns over AA :( :( :(

I'm down to chip and a chair

Another discon. Back again now.

he reckons he's having connection problems but i think he's taking naps ;D

Wish you coulda played Red. But it just sorta happened at 10 mins notice. About 6 or 7 of us I think. Two of us left in the first, nearly all of us in the second one - except Ariston......

Kinghawko and Tikay next to each other!!!
These 2 only ones left in the last longer, down to 30 players

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im 44th in the 10k at break hows everybody else doing

sorry -bw- i had 2 milk that 1 for everything, i was getting real low..watch out for my limps!!

Badly Dan, down amongst the dead men. 890 chips.

out put my last 360 in with A10 called by K10

turn a 10 :o

gl to those left in

Thanks bw, ul.

whos that bloke on channel 425 ;D

Young good looking fella is he?

certianly is  :D :D

Got just under 5k

-bw- how come ur out with AT v KT when a T comes?

just got over 6k now my AJ beat AQ

oooops

meant a K came

well spotted :D

i've got neeko_ on my table. Is that Nick W?

thats me - I have chips now getting lucky at last, 600 at the break did not look good.

No, its not Nick Smithers Whiten

you've done well to come back - u were at about 400 chips for quite a while

I am OUT of the second comp. Just missed the money. 184th......

Let me know whom I owe money to please.

Oops, sorry, meant to say Good Luck & well played to all those still in.

Am still hanging in the first one though. 25 left. A bit of  to come I think.

cheers tikay good luck in the 15k

Thanks Dan. You too mate.

st trebled up in the 15k from 4000 to 12000 with 66 against KK and 44 i made a 4 spade flush  :)

Hang in there Penly. I need your chips.

Just gone AK couldnt overcome the might of A7. Marvellous

Oops.UL fella.

im out of the 10k
blinds 100/200 i raised to 1,800 with JJ 1 caller who had already limped in flop comes 3h 5s 7c so i move all in
matey boy calls with K Q off YES KQ OFF
turn Q no help on the river
good luck all thats left in please let me know who to pay

ul dave and dan

Tough Dan, unlucky. Fun though, eh?

We have a winner in the last longer..........................



well done

yeah good fun tikay just cant believe some peoples calls sometimes. Even if i never had a pocket pair he couldnt of thought he was in front with K Q. ??? never mind im off to bed goodnight all

tikay OUT of the biggie. A-8 aint so hot against AA......

Got 150 though. Had a great time too for a few hours. How bad is that?

We need to do more of these - the craic is great.

well done kinghawko

i think its only kinghawko and i left in the 10k. i have 5,600, K has 4,600

he could be on for a double

lets hope he wins the 15K now, hehe

Yeah, that was tough on Dan.

And well done Kinghawko. How do I get the 's to you? You got a Stars account?

as we speak jim mrs is on the phone, i'll see her right m8!!

thanks all, yeah i'm on stars...the name is markhawko, thanks again!!

Remind me, how much do I owe you - is it 10?

Its friday... my ear ache night off!  I gave her ur number

dunno m8, looooooooool

tikay, if kingo wins it, he owes us!

OK, lets wait to see if he does. But PLEASE remind me, I have an awful memory. I nearly forgot to send thebigo his bounty money, only remembered yesterday.

12th same as last night, oh well never mind i'm still in the 10k  ;D ;D ;D ;D

alrightj hows my "pocket" again you seem 2 like it!!

Well wait till that's finished, then I will sort out what I owe you. Guess its 20 now?

We'll never hear the end of this!

get use to the "POCKET" the kings in town

well, i'm still in at the second break but low stacked with 2,500 left.  Looks like a double for kinghawko.  well done in advance...

i'm out, embarrassingly on the bubble in 51st place. Well done on your double. U did warn us. Now, I don't play on stars so will need to find another way to transfer. 

if you know anyone that will be in brighton next weekend, i'll be there...if not i'm sure it will keep a while, gl m8 at the tables!!

Mark,

I have transferred $40 (which must be around 20?) to your PokerStars account (markhawko (cumbria)).

Is that us square?

Well played fella. You keep doing well online - that's some game you have.

Luckily, I had a double or nothing with Ariston as "insurance". He's always good value.

If I owe anyone else any money, (Last Longers etc) speak now or hold your peace for ever.....

PS - I think I owe Karabiner 10, but I can square him up in Vegas.

thanks tikay i do try, only been playing 15 months now but i've made huge improvements this yr thanks to d***i, hope 2 see u all soon in live events, gl catch ya soon..thanks again..kinghawko  ;D

I fiinished 18th bye the way, grrrrrrr again  :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\

Gracious in defeat as ever!

i should welcome that call, but ffs it's awful ;D ;D ;D ;D

U know the score.... sit there for 40 without a hand and AJ looks like a monster!  :)   ring any bells?

with a 70k+ stack erm no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1