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I got this from this weeks Kilmarnock Standard newspaper

BlackJack/Poker Player
Required
Friday and Saturday Nights
10:00pm to 3:00am
Millionayr Casino
Ayr
Phone 07707078000

Who is gonna apply?

Paid to play?

Surely not?  I'll move up myself :D

I love a good pun.

I think MillionAyr is genious.

I think they just want to double their attendance. Should read "we need customers please"

I didn't even know there was a casino in Ayr.  I thought I knew Ayr fairly well

sark

did you call the number?

mad

No Mad, I am not good enough yet.

Maybey if I saw it again in a few years time.

Are you thinking of it?

i was thinking of phoning it out of curiosity. im not too good at blackjack. i got a rubdown off a guy at the riverboat who said i took the dealers facecard and prevented him from busting. he apparrently lost 400 quid. i told him to shut it and  that id play my game (which wasnt very good). it spoiled my night :(

I hate when your sitting at the table playing BlackJack and some idiot decides to tell you that you played your card wrong or that you should/shouldn't have taken a card. Thing is half of these players don't have a clue about when you should and shouldn't take a card in the first place.

You get some of them in the Gala Dundee, all old miserable **** who you see in the Casino time and time again whenever you go mumbling to them selves that you played your hands all wrong. I just tell them to f off.

I have tried to look for this casino on the internet.

I can't find anything refering to it.  I know Ayr fairly well as I used to work there. I can't remember seeing any casino.

This is the closest thing to a casino i found   http://www.nevadanights.co.uk/

It is probably someones kitchen table  :D

Three ways to go on this one

1. Memorize a mathmatical blackjack model and recant it to them as soon as they pipe up. Everyone at the casino will leave you the hell alone. Not showering also works.

2. Out-superstition them, If they say,

"you shouldn't be splitting twos or threes son"

Then reply along the lines of,

"Always split 2s and 3s when Margerie is dealing and the the daffodils are in bloom but only if you had two bowls of Wheetos for breakfast"
 
3. Pretend to be really interestes in what they've got to say. then next time the situation crops up, don't do what they told you. They will shake their head and mutter. This is good if you don't like them, as if you lose, it will reaffirm for them that their way is "correct" and they will continue to piss money against a wall at twenty-onsies.

4. If they're preaching the correct strategy, tell them they're wrong and that the correct strategy is to not play Blackjack. You play for fun and can do anything you darn well like. Next time you have 11, against a dealers 6, instead of doubling down, just stick. The table'll go nuts, it's dead funny.